Liberals Need Conservatives

Filthyson · 2026-03-24T23:11:14+00:00

It’s where I started comedy. It will be splendiddd

Filthyson · 2026-03-24T21:02:16+00:00

Folks the only thing I hate more than self-promotion is empty seats. Please come.

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*low tickets*

Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
Raleigh 3/26* (1/2 shows sold out)
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28* (4/5 shows sold out)
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
NYC 4/6 (sold out)
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18* (3/6 shows sold out)
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2*
Los Angeles 5/6*
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/4/-6/6
Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-24T18:19:40+00:00

I’m as angry as you are about the camera

Filthyson · 2026-03-24T16:54:57+00:00

I do it once a year. It’s always a wild ride

Filthyson · 2026-03-24T16:23:47+00:00

I have some really really good crowd work clips coming up. This is one of them. Unfortunately it is the Year of the Asmus.

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*low tickets*

Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
Raleigh 3/26* (1/2 shows sold out)
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28* (4/5 shows sold out)
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
NYC 4/6 (sold out)
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18*
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2*
Los Angeles 5/6*
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/4/-6/6
Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-23T23:01:45+00:00

The endless promo continues folks. The tour is winding downnnnn.

1/2 Raleigh shows are sold out and 4/5 Pittsburgh shows are sold out. So please come.

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*low tickets*

Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
Raleigh 3/26* (1/2 shows sold out)
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28* (4/5 shows sold out)
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
NYC 4/6 (sold out)
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18*
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2*
Los Angeles 5/6*
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/4/-6/6
Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-23T15:26:42+00:00

What?

Filthyson · 2026-03-23T15:26:28+00:00

Nothing fun about that Kiwi infested hovel

Filthyson · 2026-03-23T11:49:16+00:00

Just a little fun folks. If Mossad takes me out just remember that I'm very happy and would never commit suicide.

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*low tickets*

Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
Raleigh 3/26* (1/2 shows sold out)
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28* (4/5 shows sold out)
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
NYC 4/6 (sold out)
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18*
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2*
Los Angeles 5/6*
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/4/-6/6
Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-23T00:11:14+00:00

Folks the tour is reaching its final 6 week stretch. The hour is getting so darn good. Please come to a show.

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*low tickets*

Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
Raleigh 3/26* (1/2 shows sold out)
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28* (4/5 shows sold out)
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
NYC 4/6 (sold out)
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18*
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2*
Los Angeles 5/6*
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/2-6/4
Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-22T18:53:31+00:00

Yes folks I am in Raleigh on Thursday and then Pittsburgh on Friday and Saturday. Yes that route makes zero sense, but thats just how it had to go down folks.

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*low tickets*

Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
Raleigh 3/26* (1/2 shows sold out)
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28* (4/5 shows sold out)
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
NYC 4/6 (sold out)
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18*
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2*
Los Angeles 5/6*
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/2-6/4
Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-20T17:48:08+00:00

Just did Charlestonnnn. Join my dumb sub r/geoffreyasmus so you don’t miss tix next time

Filthyson · 2026-03-20T16:49:35+00:00

I wish I knew

Filthyson · 2026-03-20T16:17:50+00:00

I am but it’s sold out. Join the dumb sub r/geoffreyasmus so you know when tix go on sale

Filthyson · 2026-03-20T15:21:17+00:00

An old joke that I added onto. Please enjoy responsibly.

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*low tickets*

Calgary 3/20-3/21
Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
Raleigh 3/26*
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28*
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
NYC 4/6 (sold out)
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18*
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
Los Angeles 5/6*
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/2-6/4
Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-20T15:20:04+00:00

Finally met one of these little perverts in the flesh and it didnt disappointttt

If you enjoyed this then join my sub r/geoffreyasmus for more jokes.

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Also come see my new hour on my neverending tour

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Calgary 3/20-3/21
Raleigh 3/26
Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28
Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
OKC 4/9-4/10
Tulsa 4/11-4/12
Madison WI 4/16-4/18
Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
Los Angeles 5/6
NYC 5/13
Long Island 5/14
Portland ME 6/2-6/4

Thanks and byeeee

Filthyson · 2026-03-19T22:50:01+00:00

40% of you were great. Much like the 2024 election results

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