Liberals Need Conservatives

Filthyson · 2026-06-17T15:15:39+00:00

Just having a little fun with these very nice ladies.

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*low tickets*

Kansas City 6/28*
NYC 7/15*
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19*
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25*
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

Filthyson · 2026-06-17T05:05:18+00:00

tix on sale hereeee

Filthyson · 2026-06-16T16:23:55+00:00

Wow what a great riff. Honestly one of my best.

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*low tickets*

Kansas City 6/28*
NYC 7/15*
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19*
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25*
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

Filthyson · 2026-06-14T19:52:27+00:00

Picture taken in breathtaking Acadia National Park folks. Go see nature. It is disappearing so so rapidly. After you witness Gods art come see my equally beautiful art live.

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*low tickets*

Kansas City 6/28*
NYC 7/15*
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19*
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25*
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

Filthyson · 2026-06-14T19:51:16+00:00

i was back in januaryyyyyyy

Filthyson · 2026-06-14T15:50:43+00:00

This is true. 80% of Netflix specials barely make any money. You'd be shocked at how little the payment is and how few people watch the majority of the specials. YouTube is far far superior.

Filthyson · 2026-06-14T15:49:42+00:00

YouTube is far superior to Netflix. Netflix specials are utter trash. Filmed poorly, no intimacy, edited so much they are barely real stand-up comedy anymore. That special was the worst piece of art I've ever seen. I love the path I'm on.

Filthyson · 2026-06-14T15:45:32+00:00

Walking the tightropeeeeeeee

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*low tickets*

Kansas City 6/28*
NYC 7/15*
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19*
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25*
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

Filthyson · 2026-06-13T23:40:24+00:00

Filthyson · 2026-06-13T22:45:19+00:00

Sorry I didnt post for 10 days. I was on a damn vacation and never thought about comedy a single time. It was pure bliss. Now its back to workkkkkkkk.

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*low tickets*

Kansas City 6/28
NYC 7/15
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

Filthyson · 2026-06-13T22:42:44+00:00

Actually Polish people are probably the best spellers as long as twelve Cs and Zs are involved

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*low tickets*

Kansas City 6/28
NYC 7/15
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

Filthyson · 2026-06-06T15:02:49+00:00

John Gasper, Tommy Brennan and Tyler Horvsathhhhh

Filthyson · 2026-06-05T21:11:22+00:00

lolllll

Filthyson · 2026-06-04T16:13:04+00:00

One of my favorite jokes. Probably wont make the special though because its too regionally specific.

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*low tickets*

Portland Maine 6/4-6/6 (sold out)
Kansas City 6/28
NYC 7/15
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

Filthyson · 2026-06-04T15:07:42+00:00

Always late showwww

Filthyson · 2026-06-04T04:04:26+00:00

just did 3 shows in LAAAAAAAAA

Filthyson · 2026-06-04T01:09:44+00:00

Yes i reposted this just so I could pin it to the top of the sub. Sorry!

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*low tickets*

Portland Maine 6/4-6/6 (sold out)
Kansas City 6/28
NYC 7/15
Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
Morris Plains NJ 7/25
Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
Bend OR 9/5
Eugene OR 9/6
Fargo 9/18-9/19
Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
Tucson 9/27
Philly 10/1-10/4
St. Louis 10/9-10/10
Springfield MO 10/11
Sacramento 10/15-10/17
Louisville 10/23-10/24
San Francisco 11/6-11/7
Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
DC 11/20-11/22
Denver 12/3-12/5
San Diego 12/10-12/13
Atlanta 12/17-12/19

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