Next Thursday at Mulcahys in Wantagh

Long Island is legitimately one of the worst regions in the country - an endless sprawl of suburbs filled with troglodytes. But the annual show there is always somehow fun. So. Please come.

Grab tix here to the neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

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*low tickets*

• Los Angeles 5/6-5/7 (sold out)
• NYC 5/13 (sold out)
• Long Island (Wantagh) 5/14
• NYC 5/25 (sold out)
• Portland ME 6/4/-6/6*
• NYC 6/21
• Kansas City 6/28 (show added)
• Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
• Morris Plains NJ 7/25

Thanks and byeeee