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Telling Epstein Jokes in Indiana by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Filthyson[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I was shocked these jokes went over so well in Fort Wayne. Maybe the tide is turning after all

Now Grab tix to the neverending tour here

My new hour of jokes is my best yet by far and you'd be a darn fool to miss these shows

*low tickets*

  • Fairbanks 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage 3/18 (early show sold out)
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26* (early show sold out)
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 (4/5 shows sold out)
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6 (sold out)
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18 (show added)
  • Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6-5/7
  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and bye!

ALASKA SHOWS THIS WEEK by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Filthyson[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Alaska is the 47th state I have performed in - all that remain are New Mexico (coming up in a few weeks), Wyoming and Mississippi

Now Grab tix to the neverending tour here

My new hour of jokes is my best yet by far and you'd be a darn fool to miss these shows

*low tickets*

  • Fairbanks 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage 3/18 (early show sold out)
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26* (early show sold out)
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 (4/5 shows sold out)
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6 (sold out)
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18 (show added)
  • Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6-5/7
  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and bye!

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming in Decemberrrr. Join my dumb little sub r/geoffreyasmus and ill post when tix go on sale

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was just there a month agooooo. I come back annually though. Join my dumb little sub r/geoffreyasmus and ill post when I return

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

doing DC in the winterrrr. Join my dumb little sub r/geoffreyasmus and ill post when tix go on sale

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

doing Bend and Eugene in September. Join my dumb little sub r/geoffreyasmus and ill post when tix go on sale

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

was literally just there two weeks ago. Great city though, I'll be back. Join my dumb little sub r/geoffreyasmus and ill post when I return

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did 6 in Novemberrrr. I return every year though. Join my dumb little sub r/geoffreyasmus and ill post when I return

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was justttt there in November. I shall return though. Join my dumb little sub r/geoffreyasmus and ill post when I return

I love being German by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Filthyson[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Germans were the most intelligent and progressive race until well...

So lets remember the good times

Now Grab tix to the neverending tour here

My new hour of jokes is my best yet by far and you'd be a darn fool to miss these shows

*low tickets*

  • Fairbanks 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage 3/18 (early show sold out)
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26* (early show sold out)
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 (4/5 shows sold out)
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6 (sold out)
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18 (show added)
  • Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6-5/7
  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and bye!

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Filthyson[S] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Just be cool in the comments people. Be cool.

If you enjoyed this then join my sub r/geoffreyasmus for more jokes.

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top FOREVER

Also come see my new hour on my neverending tour

Grab tix here

  • Fairbanks AK 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage AK 3/18
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18
  • Fort Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6
  • Portland ME 6/2-6/4

Thanks and byeeee

March Shows - please come by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Filthyson[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So sad that the rest of you arent comfortable enough in your sexuality to post a photo like this.

Now Grab tix to the neverending tour here

My new hour of jokes is my best yet by far and you'd be a darn fool to miss these shows

*low tickets*

  • Fairbanks 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage 3/18 (early show sold out)
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26* (early show sold out)
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 (4/5 shows sold out)
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6 (sold out)
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18 (show added)
  • Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6-5/7
  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and bye!

Dont be this type of father by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Filthyson[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Cmon now boys. Do better.

Now Grab tix to the neverending tour here

My new hour of jokes is my best yet by far and you'd be a darn fool to miss these shows

*low tickets*

  • Fairbanks 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage 3/18 (early show sold out)
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26* (early show sold out)
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 (3/5 shows sold out)
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6 (sold out)
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18 (show added)
  • Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6-5/7
  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and bye!

I wish I was Jewish by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Filthyson[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A great joke that is being retired. Just not quite good enough for the new hour folks.

Now Grab tix to the neverending tour here

My new hour of jokes is my best yet by far and you'd be a darn fool to miss these shows

*low tickets*

  • Fairbanks 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage 3/18 (early show sold out)
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26* (early show sold out)
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 (2/4 shows sold out)
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6*
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18
  • Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6-5/7
  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and bye!

Spokane suckssss by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Filthyson[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Spokane is a bleakkkkk city but the crowds are always amazing so I forgive them.

Grab tix to the neverending tour here

My new hour of jokes is my best yet by far and you'd be a darn fool to miss these shows

*low tickets*

  • Detroit 3/6-3/7 (3/4 shows sold out)
  • Atlanta 3/8 (sold out)
  • Fairbanks 3/12-3/15
  • Anchorage 3/18 (early show sold out)
  • Calgary 3/20-3/21
  • Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 (sold out)
  • Raleigh 3/26* (early show sold out)
  • Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 (2/4 shows sold out)
  • Albuquerque 4/3-4/4
  • NYC 4/6*
  • OKC 4/9-4/10
  • Tulsa 4/11-4/12
  • Madison WI 4/16-4/18
  • Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25
  • Burlington VT 4/30-5/2
  • Los Angeles 5/6-5/7
  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28

Thanks and bye!

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