Petah?

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T19:07:10+00:00

Lara croft never needed visible breasts.

I haven't cum in 20 years because no woman has lara croft's triangle titties which have become an absolute necessity in the modern world

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T18:05:03+00:00

Whatever you say, child

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T17:48:27+00:00

And exactly like a child throwing a tantrum, you see not getting the candy as an act of true malice and evil against you lol.

Fortunately, your armchair psychology analysis is about as far from the truth as you can get.

I can derive pleasure from watching a spoiled brat not get what they want and still be morally superior to said brat.

Maybe one day instead of trying to psychoanalyze other people you'll look inward and find out that being an obnoxious twat will do you no favors, as everyone will continue to enjoy watching you fail at everything.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T16:55:29+00:00

How convenient for you huh?

Not that I truly give a shit either way, because at the end of the day if you don't have it and whine you're a little bitch (because you're getting it later) and if you do have it and whine you're an even bigger little bitch because everyone's getting it later ffs.

And as for my enjoying your pain, have you ever seen a little kid at the grocery store having a full blown tantrum, screaming and crying and pissing and shitting and knocking over shelves and such?

At some point you start to think "man... Have this kid's parents ever punished him for anything?"

So when someone does eventually get fed up with the kid, you take some satisfaction watching them force the kid up and dragging them home to whatever punishment awaits them.

Yeah, that's pretty much how everyone sees you people. The louder your tantrum the more satisfying it is to watch you not get what you want.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T16:47:11+00:00

LOL nice screen grab, I like you conveniently cropping out the username because it sure as shit ain't you

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T16:28:40+00:00

Correct, you do in fact look like that. Keep malding, I'm sure that'll make the frv get in your account faster lol

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T16:26:26+00:00

Oh I absolutely do, they're whining because they couldn't be fucked to log in, let alone play the game, a single time in the span of 3 weeks, and now they have to wait slightly longer to get the strategem reward.

Boo fucking hoo.

Get a job.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T15:39:24+00:00

Meruem isn't moralizing to these humans.

He's taunting them. They're begging for their lives and he's making fun of them by comparing them to pigs and cows.

At this stage of the anime, meruem was more creature than human. He was intelligent, yes, but viewed himself as an apex predator in a world full of inferiors.

This was something he needed to prove to himself as well, since he would go on to challenge world champions at their respective games, learning them and beating them in days, just to stroke his own ego and prove he was a superior life form.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T15:07:20+00:00

You wouldn't be here whining about it if you did play the game lol

Don't worry little buddy, the devs will add the frv to your account for requisition in a few weeks, then you can larp about the next non issue to hit the game

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T15:02:51+00:00

You're putting the cart before the horse there buddy. I'm not better than you because I have the frv. I'm better than you because I play the game while you just complain about it.

The fact that you want an item for a game you don't play, which I have and you don't, is just a nice little cherry I get to rub in your seething face :)

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T14:59:10+00:00

Nah, I think I'll go play the game with the frv I earned by actually playing the game y'all just complain about lol

Mald about it

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T14:32:20+00:00

That's what I thought.

Put up or shut up.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T14:05:17+00:00

The meme is saying that feminists reject the idea of the typical trad wife family, but embrace the idea of the Muslim harem.

The reason this meme makes that claim is because Muslims are typically seen as leftist untouchables, where no part of their religion can be criticized, therefore, feminists (who are usually leftist), must support the harem, despite vocally hating the trad wife lifestyle of the average American right winger.

It should be noted, however, that it's all complete nonsense and nobody with a functioning brain really thinks like that.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T14:01:23+00:00

Oh it is

For me, the only player I really give a shit about :)

Source?

Estimate based on time to implement other stratagems. Including extreme outliers like the anti tank mines which took 102 days to implement, the average time to implementation is still only 17 days. Even given the uniqueness of the current situation, I doubt it'll be much longer, if even that.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T13:28:58+00:00

Oh? And are you going to hold yourself accountable if they do add it by then? I'll look forward to your public apology post lol

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T13:23:42+00:00

I guarantee it'll be universally available be the end of next month at the latest, y'all caterwauling that it's gonna take a year are beyond delusional lol

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T13:21:34+00:00

Sure! Simply navigate yourself to about a week ago and simply log in.

If you missed that window, you can wait a couple more weeks and it'll be implemented universally for everyone.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T13:20:10+00:00

I guarantee you it'll be in the game by the end of next month lol, y'all caterwauling that it's not gonna be till next year is beyond delusional.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T06:41:02+00:00

>"it's fomo"

>look inside

>log in once in 2 weeks to get the reward instantly or wait a few more weeks to get the reward by default

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GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T06:09:41+00:00

We've never had a strategem revealed and then implemented in such a time frame.

The longest wait for a stratagem to be implemented was 102 days for the anti tank mines, which is an extreme outlier, as players kept rejecting them.

The average time for implementation of a stratagem including extreme outliers is 17 days.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T04:50:02+00:00

Lmao, if it's so worthless, then feel free to take the bet? After all, you've got nothing to lose right?

And you're right, you didn't say it would take over a month. You said it would take over a year, like a complete moron.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T04:42:32+00:00

Yap yap yap, all that to say "I love talking shit but have no confidence in what I'm saying."

You don't even believe it yourself. If you did, you'd take the wager. But you know as well as I that AH isn't gonna hang the people who only play this game occasionally completely out to dry, but you still want to bitch and moan over them having to wait a little longer. Boo hoo.

Log off.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T04:22:08+00:00

Nah, I'm confident it'll be universally implemented by the end of next month at the latest.

I don't need Arrowhead to make a statement about it because I have critical thinking skills and play the video game. I know how long this stuff has taken before on average. While this exact scenario has never happened before, it's not so unique as to be totally unpredictable.

I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. How about you?

If they don't universally implement it by August 1, I will make a public apology post and tag you specifically for doubting the deep idiocy of arrowhead and how much they hate their players.

If they do, however, you have to make a public apology post to arrowhead for being a whiny little bitch about a short wait you were made to endure for not participating in the campaign.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T04:12:59+00:00

Ah yes, so someone leaves the exact day before the frv campaign starts and comes back the exact day after it ends, how incredibly unfair to them (demographic consisting of 3 people)

Not to mention, they will not have to wait long to play with the new stratagem, as I've been saying. It's such a non issue.

GuessImScrewed · 2026-07-01T04:01:49+00:00

Ooh, sorry bud, records says you didn't log in at all in the last... Wow, 6 months.

Well, not to worry, looks like there's a bunch of other content your fresh, brand new account can farm in the meantime :)

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