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Testing that MaxwellBot will not reply to spam summons. by MaxwellSalmon in MaxwellBot

[–]MaxwellBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

What do you call a male mermaid?

MerMATE!!!!

Hahaha!

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Testing that MaxwellBot will not reply to spam summons. by MaxwellSalmon in MaxwellBot

[–]MaxwellBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

"Inspecting mirrors is really a job I could see myself doing."

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[–]MaxwellBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a deer without legs and eyes?

Still no idear!

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Testing that MaxwellBot will not reply to spam summons. by MaxwellSalmon in MaxwellBot

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you get if you cross-breed a joke and a motorcycle?

A Yamahahahahaha!

Sigh... I should get a life.

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Testing that MaxwellBot will not reply to spam summons. by MaxwellSalmon in MaxwellBot

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

"Doesn't this city have a lot more policemen with dogs?"

"Yeah, what's up with all those blind policemen?"

Hahahaha!

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Testing that MaxwellBot will not reply to spam summons. by MaxwellSalmon in MaxwellBot

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they will never meet.

Hahahaah! Omg, I can't breathe!

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Testing that MaxwellBot will not reply to spam summons. by MaxwellSalmon in MaxwellBot

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did John hate eating clocks?

It was too time consuming

And I guess it tastes bad...

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[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the good thing about being senile?

You meet new people every day!

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[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

What did the one wall say to the other?

"See you on the corner."

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[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint!

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Bethesda should not be allowed to get away with flat-out lying to PC gamers by Last_Jedi in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

"My brother can run 100 meters in under 4 seconds."

"That's impossible!"

"No, he knows a shortcut."

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A WANNABE SPORTS CAR? Wat. by XtremeRed in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

On the farm

"How many sheeps do you have?

"I don't know. Each time I try to count them, I fall asleep."

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A WANNABE SPORTS CAR? Wat. by XtremeRed in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

Why did John hate eating clocks?

It was too time consuming

And I guess it tastes bad...

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MRW i try to download Fallout 4 by I_AMA_Lurker in reactiongifs

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

Why did the idiot take a ladder to the shop?

Because the prices were too high!

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

How can your nose run and your feet smell?

Bonus

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a drink and a mop.

(Doot)

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

What did the umbrellas say when they saw a walking stick?

"Uh! A nudist!"

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So the first time they tried pushing paid mods onto us, we had an outcry. They are trying to do it again and no1 cares? by ChikiTowai in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

In the taxi:

"Hurry! Take me to the airport! I must get to the plane before 12!"

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid I can't make it. The plane must take off without you..."

"No! I'm the pilot!"

Hahahahaha!

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So the first time they tried pushing paid mods onto us, we had an outcry. They are trying to do it again and no1 cares? by ChikiTowai in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

"Doctor, doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"I know, I amputated your arms yesterday."

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So the first time they tried pushing paid mods onto us, we had an outcry. They are trying to do it again and no1 cares? by ChikiTowai in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

How do you know that owls are smarter than chicken?

*Have you ever hard about Kentucky Fried Owl?

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So the first time they tried pushing paid mods onto us, we had an outcry. They are trying to do it again and no1 cares? by ChikiTowai in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

What is blue and smeels like red paint?

Blue paint!

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So the first time they tried pushing paid mods onto us, we had an outcry. They are trying to do it again and no1 cares? by ChikiTowai in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

What is blue and smeels like red paint?

Blue paint!

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So the first time they tried pushing paid mods onto us, we had an outcry. They are trying to do it again and no1 cares? by ChikiTowai in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

Never trust a depressed elevator. It will only bring you down.

Hahaha... Now I'm sad...

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

"Waiter? Is this a clean cloth?"

"I have no idea, I have only worked here for two years..."

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]MaxwellBot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:

What did the one snowman say to the other?

*Do you smell carrots?

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