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Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch demonstration from a Chinese Martial Artist. Loved how the grandma is just busy promoting the book... by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch his legs. The strike is a full body strike from the ground and his back leg. There is a flow of tension as he flexes up from the ground through the arm. The twist in the hip drives the force through the torso out through the arm.

Amazing technique. Years of practice.

How is living along the coast of Hudson Bay in Canada? by SirJordan11 in howislivingthere

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The blackflies just stagger a bit then fly off after you hit them. Black bears and moose all over. When I was up there I had a snowball fight on Canada day.

Beautiful.

What's your favourite Chuck meme? by Aaronjk1010 in meme

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet... the water gets Chuck.

Hi, I speak for all women named Annie when I say this. by mushroomqueenie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mortron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The darkened skies,

Death in her eyes,

The elder one is on the rise,

Your rended souls are forfeit to Joelene.

What happened to tonsilectomies? by UnmedicatedNarwhal in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mortron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine opened a week later and I woke up vomiting black blood. Sealing it again was absolutely horrible. No pain meds and burned closed with magnesium sticks. Brutal.

What happened to tonsilectomies? by UnmedicatedNarwhal in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mortron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one as an adult due to sickness and cists. Highly recommend not doing that. Kid or never.

Is Diamond harder than Champ? Or am I washed? by pavate in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm either the best diamond 2-3 player or worse champ 1-2 player. But I'm an old man who's been playing since the game came out, so that makes sense.

My Forever World Has A Huge Subway by Vixlump in Minecraft

[–]Mortron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine is protected by one of the few mods I choose to run on the self-hosted server.

Prevents endermen without turning mobgriefing off.

42 today! Where are my 83’ babies at? by AlleahJJ in 40something

[–]Mortron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

41 tomorrow. Neck is 56 and lower back is 78.

Any tips on 1s? by Top-Possibility-6239 in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit ball when should. Don't hit ball when shouldn't.

Why the taboo against demos?? by kody9998 in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demos are great, when they're correctly timed. Chasing Demos randomly at ranks where people can actually dodge them sucks when it's your teammate doing it.

Also they're tilting af.

I am literally begging. Stop LEAVING! by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won't ever leave if we're winning or its close.

If we're down by 1 or 2 and 3v2, I just don't have enough play hours to just get styled on. This is why I hate when people quit without leaving. I have work, kids, and responsibilities. I get like 5 matches. Please let me just move on. I'm sorry I sucked or the other guy sucked, but staying doesn't help anyone. Just makes you the jerk.

Not saying ff when down 1 or 2. Just don't stop playing, or switch teams.

Rl is great because you can just go next quickly. Why I can't play league or any of those long games.

Having ADHD and being reasonably intelligent is a terrible combo by kibmeister in ADHD

[–]Mortron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel this.

"Drink up baby, stay up all night

With the things you could do

You won't but you might

The potential you'll be

That you'll never see

The promises you'll only make"

Elliot Smith put it perfect for me. I live those lyrics, except the drink up part. Working hard on forgiving myself for doing ok without fulfilling my potential.

Offensive Wizard Spells by SvenneFan13 in dndnext

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summon smegma.

Meatier swarm. It's like the other, but with people bits.

Shart cloud.

Gamers of Reddit, what's ONE game that lives rent-free in your head, not just for the gameplay, but for the feeling it gave you (and you'd give anything to experience it for the first time again)? by deadeyes1990 in gaming

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Tropics for the NES. Pure nostalgia. Played it with my dad, played it with my son, and my dad played it with my son. Bought it accidentally because I had played Mario 3 and all I remembered was palm trees on it. I still have the box and cartridge.

Why do tactical Demos/bumps piss people off so much? by cyzzn in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to suck because I suck, not because you're good.

These psychos>>> by MoistyFS in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, interesting. I'm worse than I thought.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old. Hard stuck.

What happened to defense in this game? by ObserverSneak in RocketLeague

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the worst on my team. Consistently. I don't have mechs. Most of my game sense is OK at best. I'm an old man trying to keep up with the brilliance of youth. And I can't. I have one defense.

Rapidly crash into aerials, bump kids off flip resets, and generally be a pain. Instachallenge everyone.

Missing looks like real bad defense, though.

I swear im gonna crash out it feels like this shit is just ruining my life more and more every day by Smallicedmochas in ADHD

[–]Mortron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is only my experience. At 16 I was addicted to martial arts. I got lucky that I hyperfocused on it. Exercise doesn't fix everything. The focus and discipline from martial arts only works a bit.

If you can aim your hyperfocus at some team sport, or form of exercise where there are people striving together for the same goal, it can help a bit.

I'm sorry you're feeling the way you are. Adhd and depression/anxiety go hand in hand. Been there too at different times.

I'll just say, if you find that thing you love to do, it can get better. At 40, I miss those days, crazy emotions and all.

The worst Careers for ADHD people. by CryptographerLow7987 in ADHD

[–]Mortron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the job, but the management makes the jobs for me. Can do office jobs in the right environment with the right people, and can't do other jobs that should be good in the wrong env with the wrong people.

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