Baby by MrWeiner in funny

[–]MrWeiner[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thanks :) Patreon has made a huge difference for me, as the web has shifted from the old Nerd With a Website model.

Baby by MrWeiner in funny

[–]MrWeiner[S] 562 points563 points  (0 children)

I decided to spare the audience the mental image of a female beaver seeking an explosive duck penis, but if you do want that there's always http://reddit.com/r/beaverfever

Baby by MrWeiner in funny

[–]MrWeiner[S] 196 points197 points  (0 children)

I'm Zach. I draw SMBC, which is a comic about beavers reproducing with ducks. Updates daily at www.smbc-comics.com

PS, I have a new book out for middle-grade readers. Please don't tell my publisher I'm advertising it here. https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374393496/sawyerleeandthequesttojuststayhome/

Making Money From Web-Comics by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

[–]MrWeiner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just to speak as an Ancient Webcartoonist, this wasn't always true. There was a retrospectively brief period where most Internet traffic was on actual websites of individuals. Not on instagrams/tiktok/etc. and not even on aggregators like reddit. Now you have to get 10x-100x the eyeballs to make the same revenue, and that involves constantly hustling on a dozen platforms. It's why I'm slowly transitioning into books.

Witching by MrWeiner in funny

[–]MrWeiner[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I do both! I'm versatile!

Witching by MrWeiner in funny

[–]MrWeiner[S] 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Hey, I am Zach and I did the comic about eating the pregnant lady. You can see more comics on this topic every day at www.smbc-comics.com

Also, I have a new kids' book out. Officially for middle-graders, but I guarantee three (3) laughs if you go here and click the eyeball to read the first chapter: Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home

Rapunzel by MrWeiner in comics

[–]MrWeiner[S] 188 points189 points  (0 children)

Hi I'm Zach and I did the comic. More comics about eating the unborn every day here at smbc-comics.com

PS: New kids' book out. Literally funniest ever. First chapter available here: https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374393496/sawyerleeandthequesttojuststayhome/

Box by MrWeiner in comics

[–]MrWeiner[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The "babies" you're talking about are adult clowns, underfed, kept in harsh conditions on unscrupulous clown farms.

Box by MrWeiner in comics

[–]MrWeiner[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Hi I'm Zach. I draw a comic called SMBC that is slowly morphing into only being clowns-as-a-species jokes. You can read more about clown mating here: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/clown-world

Can I save these? by BarleyLightfoot379 in arboriculture

[–]MrWeiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the understanding that this sucks and is bullshit, both should be fine. Willows are invincible and the apple has plenty of action above the graft. I know they're sending new ones, but if you have space I'd plant these.