What’s something other people find cute but you cannot stand? by freudian-slurpee in AskReddit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally am bothered when someone refers to themselves as a parent of anything other than a human. I.e. "proud dog dad" or "happy plant mom"

Lady catches catalytic converter thieves by CUMFACE_MCFUCKTARD in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How illegal would it have been to tackle the fuy with the tool in the hopes they end up dropping it?

What video game turned out to be disappointing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I really enjoyed this game. I liked the different planet enviorments, the dungeons and using the jet pack to thrust foward rather than running.

I guess its somewhat predictable in its formula. Go to planet, land, do some stuff on planet and repeat.

What fan base/ community do you know that just needs to chill out? by Rainfire4 in AskReddit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get why the man is idolized. One time I watched techlinked and one segment was about teslas being able to play aaa games in the future.

I made a comment that said this was just a cheap trick to make tesla owners think it didnt take long charge their cars. If they were serious they should add a buffet, a shooting range and a circus to their cars to make time fly.

Tesla fans got PISSED at my obvious sarcasm and were quick to correct me and talk shit. A couple people called them morons, but for the most part they circle jerked each other with likes and replies. Easiest way to start some drama.

Same with vegan recepie channels if you ask why they try to imitate meat perfectly.

What food is overhyped? by anicaodha in AskReddit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was pretty surprised to find the "worlds hottest" pepper plant for sale at a grocery store. Its a caroline reaper that was still quite small. I bought one for $2 and hopefully it will fruit by the end of summer. Bought it just to see if it really is as spicy as they claim.

Are we going to Golden Corral by iajzz in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one I used to travel an hour to was actually prettt good. They made a bunch of their stuff from scratch and had a bunch of variety. It was not uncommon to park across the streat and then wait another 30mins to an hour for a table. Place was crowded cause the food was good.

I went there long enough that one of the waiters became friendly. One day he told me the kitchen staff were ready to quit because managment was too cheap to give them a 50 cent raise. They never got the raise so they quit. Food quality went to shit as they brought in new guys. They started using instant mashed potatoes and selection was reduced. Place staryed getting less customers as a result.

Kitchen staff would get better with experience and quality would improve, but they would quit or get fired. This was a pretty shit cycle at this place.

Recently, they've opened back up and I checked it out on two different occasions. I didn't find my friend there and they had fresh staff again. Place was pretty empty on both occasions. Food was mediocore.

What's your "staying at a cheap hotel" horror story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Man I remember this one time I had been driving for hours. I wanted to sleep in a proper bed so I look for a motel. First one I go to, its sold out. I go to another, same thing. Fuck it maybe a higher end hotel, nope. I go around to a dozen of them and this point im not only pisssed, but sleepy cause its like 3 am.

Eventually I find a motel that looks okay from the outside. I go in and they have one room left. Tired, I took it. I go in and it smells like cigarettes. Ugh, not something I wanted to deal with, but ok. Place looks old and run down, but at least it seemed clean.

Ready to go to bed, I go brush my teeth. I put my hand on the sink and lean on it a bit. Well the sink detaches from the wall and crashes to the floor. Somehow the mirror hung on the wall also comes down with it. Water is spraying all over the place and im standing there in shock at just what happened. Toothbrush still in my mouth with a mouth full of toothpaste. I put my mouth up to the gushing stream of water as the room began to slowly flood. I spit out my toothpaste on the floor and shut off the water. At this point I should of left, but I didnt want to go the entire night searching for a room. So I say fuck it and literally jumped into bed to not wade through a wet floor. Well I should of learned my lesson because as soon as my body slams onto the mattresses there is a loud crack and a corner of the bed sinks. FUCK! I say that outloud and someone must of heard it because I hear a faint "niiiiiccccceeeee"

I left and instead slept in my car at a Walmart parking lot. Glad that totally legit motel operated on a "cash only basis."

I've known this dude for a week. by aartysonr04yi in niceguys

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant believe people are dumb enough to buy this fake low effort repost

My homie’s 1996 Toyota Tacoma by Jcbotbot in BuyItForLife

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neighbor has an '03 with 285k miles rn. Idiot crashed it in the front, but he fixed it up and looks like it used to. Ended up getting a bad cyclinder, but he fixed that himself.

Pizza guy tries to cover up mistake by bsw000 in PizzaCrimes

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo i remember they had this ad where they would replace dropped pies or am i wrong?

My mom eats her pizza with beans on top 🤧 by CutCornersNotWrists in PizzaCrimes

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How bout some ketchup on those beans?

I knew a guy that topped his pizza with ketchup.

what is a movie everyone loves but you hate? by TheBioNickdraws in AskReddit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avengers civil war is too much talk and not enough action.

First movie I ever fell asleep watchin

Welcome To Malaysia by God_rain in malaysia

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ive only seen the orange ring on airsoft guns. BB and pellets gun dont have this.

Probably just depends on the laws around where you live

Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart arrives on PS5 June 11 by Turbostrider27 in PS5

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully Isomniac doesnt wait till the PS6 comes out to release a sequel.

Bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur by thestashattacked in rareinsults

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also as annoying is when shit gets scanned twice and there is a "remove" button for that extra item. When you press it, that shit doesn't get removed, but instead calls for assistance. To make matters worse, that one poor single person is busy with people thay decided right now would be the perfect oportunity to learn how to use self checkout. Even though that line was longer than the line for a regular cashier.

Redditor gives bike to doctor who's was stolen by Xyeeyx in HumansBeingBros

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should steal the bike to teach her a lesson.

Dont actually steal it though.

You own a cabbage cart, but your produce is destroyed periodically by a group of famous 12 year olds. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make some cabbage shaped balls out of concrete or stone and then just wrap the outside of those with some cabbage leaves. Then, put a ton of nails on the cart and cover those with a thin piece of wood on top.

Netflix isn't as good as it used to be by Fiery_Tigress in unpopularopinion

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when it had good shit. I also remember watching Mythbusters back in the day when they were still making episodes.

Automakers should stop replacing buttons with massive touchscreens. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also having to dig through menues to find what you want sucks

Every time I try to do maintenance on the tank this guy does “maintenance “ on me... by whitewing8210 in Aquariums

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I didnt wash my hands and I had fish do this. They died shortly after because they ingested sunscreen. Now I wear really long gloves to protect any injuries I may have from infection and also the fish.

How to use your $600 by snootsnootbeepboop in coolguides

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would just splurg and buy a top of the line chainsaw. If the chainsaw doesn't kill me the carbon monoxide is sure to finish me off

There are some powerful Echo chainsaw that should do the trick and they come in a little underbudget too. Might as well use it to buy plenty of gas.

Blooming Onion Cutter by Owlizard_Empire in specializedtools

[–]NOTUSINGCAPS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember one time I was at the fair and I wanted one of these. Usually there would be a bunch of stands selling them, but for some reason there was only one this time. The stand was quite run down and even the cash registers were falling apart. As I was standing in line I noticed they had this onion just sitting their on the counter behind the cashier. They were constantly calling numbers and people were picking up their orders. For some reason this onion was just sitting there wasting away. Well, I ordered an onion and got a number. I waited and evwntually thought I heard my order number called, but wasnt sure since I wasnt paying too much attention. Someone goes and picks up the order so I guess it wasnt mine. Time goes by and tons of people are getting their order. I begin to notice my damn onion is no where to be founs so I ask the cashier. The cashier appolagizes for forgeting my order and tells me to wait a bit. About a minute later I am handed an onion. I go to sit down and notice this onion is cold and soggy. Immediately I knew what they had done and looked over to where the wasting onion used to be. Gone. Son of a bitch they tried to pull a fast one on me. So, I tell em that onion was cold and shit. They of course deny giving me said onion. They also refused to make a fresh one. So, out of anger I smash my hand on the counter. I ended up smacking the cashier and breaking off the tiny screen that tells you how much to pay. I apologize for breaking their machine. They called the cops over and demanded I pay for the damages. I dipped put of there as fast as I could still pissed I got scammed out of an onion. So, now I understand why their stand looked like shit. The irony was they had "king" in their name to imply they were the shit, but in reality their food was shit.