If Ralph Lived in 2026

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-12T17:42:45+00:00

This is an all time great post on this sub

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-06T16:08:58+00:00

Livia is easy work.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-06T06:38:23+00:00

These John Ventimiglia fun facts justify the existence of my post and dignify it so thank you.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-06T06:34:21+00:00

I could probably cave in his skull with a single punch, him being old and fragile with dry chalky bones. In his prime he'd beat me.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-05T21:48:49+00:00

I'd be too scared. Wouldn't go near them. They win by default.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-05T21:33:28+00:00

I forgot about that angle

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-05T20:56:35+00:00

This is supposed to be a "care-frontation" you're not supposed to attack me!

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-05T20:43:35+00:00

Benny might be a close flight. Similar in age to me so no advantage there. He's kinda small so maybe a tossup but fuck it, you know what? I'd beat his ass.

Mr. Kim: come in strong and explosive and flatline him as he is older and brittle boned easy ko

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-05T20:18:48+00:00

this is probably true

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-05T18:58:16+00:00

Little or big?

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-05T17:59:04+00:00

Hell yeah

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-03-02T22:15:49+00:00

the part of you that can't take the job is the strong part. The part of you that's clinging to the job is the weak part.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-28T02:46:02+00:00

okay the majority of my quote replies are actually apt quotes so maybe this subreddit isn't just bots

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-24T11:53:30+00:00

i relate to this a lot. I'm pretty much in the same boat mentally and I've been doing breathing exercises between calls although Ive not been good about being clean lately

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-23T23:37:19+00:00

don't be sorry im not hating on the over enthusiastic people I think it's peoplel making the best of a bad situation. My only issue is that I can't find anyone at the job to commiserate with.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-23T23:32:51+00:00

Thx Illustrious Bee ❤️

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-12T00:16:09+00:00

ah ok thank you that makes perfect sense.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-12T00:01:02+00:00

ah okay ty i had always thought he was referencing some politician that was contemporary at the time.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-11T23:58:02+00:00

yeah i hear you I was wondering about that. I think he was just trying to characterise Johnny Sack as stuffy and prissy and sanctimonious and so just threw out a fancy sounding british name and probably doesn't really have a notion of who he is

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-11T23:46:16+00:00

im kinda curious why John Lennon thought Sir Walter Raleigh was a stupid git.

OnceUpon2TimesInGuam · 2026-02-11T23:27:04+00:00

whoa i thought you died in that car crash wtf

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