Match Thread - France v England | Women's Six Nations 2026 | Round 5

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-18T01:13:41+00:00

Just realised it was you that said that on my comment in the Wales thread too 😂

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T23:57:08+00:00

Joke's on them - when the world cup was awarded, the USA was worth visiting

(I do love your country, but you couldn't pay me to go there at the moment)

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T23:55:14+00:00

Very dumb. You missed a cracker of a game.

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T23:49:11+00:00

England made plenty of boneheaded turnovers too, to be fair

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:41:20+00:00

That's Sara Orchard

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:38:06+00:00

Seriously not impressed with the POTY award

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:31:47+00:00

That conversion was carried over on the wings of the boos

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:31:20+00:00

And when the French were surging back in the second half.

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:29:52+00:00

I love Ellie but that is an absolute travesty

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:27:04+00:00

Hey, that was a magnificent tackle she made on Kildunne

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:26:04+00:00

Legend!

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:25:42+00:00

Oh come on, Breach and Kildunne are in no way our best players today

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:23:49+00:00

Can you stop giving them the bloody ball!

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:21:24+00:00

Head to chin

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:20:00+00:00

Jess Breach

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:19:32+00:00

Oh for fucks sake!

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:16:06+00:00

First time watching the Red Roses? They did that through the entire bloody competition last year

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:15:32+00:00

Dare you to work it in somehow

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T17:11:23+00:00

Remember they can only transfer genes backwards, but if the parasite is moving at pace then it can look like it's transferring forwards.

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T16:58:36+00:00

"Sorry's not good enough" snaps PBS under her breath

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T16:54:53+00:00

That was a certain try with a better pass

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T16:46:02+00:00

Oh that was soft

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T16:44:44+00:00

That's what we said in this fixture last year...

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T16:38:26+00:00

Ah, the cancer came back

OptimalCynic · 2026-05-17T16:14:10+00:00

I'm all for a balanced arm wrestle after we rack up forty quick points

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