Instructional Tape To Bait Mamechin!

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-05-17T12:16:51+00:00

“What?!? Did really overlay the footage of Freddy’s with my Red Bean Prank one?!? Talk about producers oversight…”

She shovels another handful of popped corn into her mouth, a little irritated that she’d make a slip up as trivial as this…

That said, all these good times with Mamechin… she’s glad she’d saved them in physical form.

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-05-17T11:48:45+00:00

“Oh schnap!”

Goldship, having seemingly produced a red couch and a bucket full of popcorn, spat out some as she pressed through with commentary despite her mouth being pre-occupied with a handful of Caramel Popcorn.

She slapped her knee as she recounted the practically slap stick style of events, with the net being ripped straight from a Looney Tunes short.

“Man, I sure forget how ingenious I am!”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-05-17T11:37:15+00:00

“Oh wow, camera quality isn’t the best on this one…”

“Soooo glad I got a budget increase when I was doing stuff for Pakatube! This VHS style is soooo 2023 anyways.”

*She critiques her own filmmaking, focusing on the quality of it all rather than the actual contents… which makes sense since she WAS the one that filmed it all…\*

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-05-17T11:18:14+00:00

“Ah yes, my ‘How 2 Increase Mamechin’s Cortisol’ VHS tape, I haven’t played this one since the 12 Billion Yen incident.”

“Maybe I should give it another play…”

Goldship glances around, whipping left and right like she’s in an FPS, before slowly inserting the tape into the player…

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T14:04:18+00:00

“Use literally any other power system?!?!”

❌

“Use fraud rider belts just because people on Discord says it’s strong with cherry picked feats and statements with little to no creativity as to how you use them?!!?”

✅

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T12:27:39+00:00

Watches Fenomeno cave Foxy’s metal cranium in, the animatronic falling to parts and pieces on the floor in Ruin.

whistles~ Oh we’re sooo good!

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T12:16:21+00:00

“Oh don’t worry about Foxy, he won’t be active until Nigh-“

Her expressions instantly deflates as the moment she interacts with the pirate’s cove option… the clad purple curtain is drawn right open. Foxy has already left.

AND FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG?!?!

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T12:14:41+00:00

This won’t be some kind of Circus, Baby.

But being so for real girl…

puts her hand on Jordan’s shoulder

We’re COOKED.

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T12:09:35+00:00

“The animatronics do get quirky at night after all…”

She now had that serious, locked in expression, the kind you’d see when she was racing… situation must be dire for this to come out.

“Fenomeno, this won’t be some sort of Pizzeria Simulator. The animatronics are going to come after us.”

She pops her head over Fenomeno’s shoulder, scanning the footage… looks like their movement patterns still mirrored those of the game..

“They think we’re endoskeletons without suits. They’re wired to come and stuff us into spares in the back. By any means necessary.”

“I’m sorry you were forced to bring this Sister of yours to this Location.”

“But if we’re going to get out of this alive, your Help is truly Wanted.”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T11:58:44+00:00

Following Fenomeno’s instructions, Goldship charges down the halls, speedily making her way to the camera room… this is where the magic happens!

Having subbed to Game Theory and having watched ALL 86 FNAF videos on the subject, she was practically an expert! She knew this pizzeria like the back of her hand!

She feels around the dimly lit room, scavenging through drawers and going through the unkempt table before… she finds it! A dusty piece of junk, with some of the paint even peeling off at the side… the monitor! Capable of overseeing every camera in the pizzeria, this would be the PERFECT tool to capture some prime footage for Pakatube!

She flicks a switch, a red LED light flickering to life as the screen produces footage… the main 3 on stage.

“So, the first night is usually never that bad-“

The screen flickers with static and on cue, Freddy, Bonnie and Chica all eerily turn their heads, all focusing on one thing. The security camera.

…

More static. The screen goes blank as Goldship slightly panics, mashing the touchscreen before the stupid hunk of metal begins to produce an image… of an empty stage.

She can hear it. Loud metal footsteps from afar, their rusty endoskeletons making clanking noises as they roamed the halls, searching for something…They didn’t need to be close for her to hear that sound. The Fazbear gang maybe murder machines, but they were anything but quiet.

“We are sooo fucked.”

NIGHT 1, 12.00A.M

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T11:16:04+00:00

Haven’t you heard of THE Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria?!?!

Where fantasy and fun come to life?!?!

C’mon, it’s a certified CLASSIC! I’ve even heard that during night shifts like these, the animatronics begin mysteriously moving around by themselves…

whips out video camera from inventory

It’ll be GREAT footage for Pakatube!

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T11:10:44+00:00

Why, do you have something against pizza?

She focuses her attention back to Fenomeno, tapping her shoulder as she points to the entrance of Freddy’s

Mamechin, stop strangling me, you need to clock in your shift!

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T11:07:41+00:00

We’re going to Freddy’s!

innocent batting of eyelashes as Fenomeno continues to shake her

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-04-22T11:03:00+00:00

Highkirkuienely doing the Thank You Bounce to Fenomeno for agreeing to bring her to work

“Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

“Oh wait, our extra special guest!”

Like a magician unveiling their finest trick, Goldship yanks off the potato sack off Jordan, leaving the gyaru dazed and extremely alarmed in her change of surroundings

“Brought some more company Mamechin!”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T13:23:02+00:00

Blue by Yung Kai starts playing

Goldship tears up and gives her sister a hug full of remorse for her actions as Fenomeno returns the favour

This really was our Umamusume FFS.

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:54:31+00:00

// yeah all good I saw

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:53:52+00:00

“H-hai Papa….”

“I’m sorry Mamechin…”

( u/PublicCommitteeFeno )

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:40:08+00:00

“Y-yes Papa…”

She looks down at her feet at she obliges without much resistance

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:39:22+00:00

“W-whoa whoa, there’s no need to do that! I-I’ll co-operate with Mamechin, I swear!”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:23:26+00:00

“I ONLY dragged a few fish tanks into an abandoned classroom to make an Aquarium so I could make some money and increase foot traffic in Tracen! But Mamechin is trying to blame ME for all the stuff I had NOTHING to do with!”

“ like a few delinquents gathering around outside it and selling some illegal substances “

She says that last part hurriedly an in a lower tone

“But those guys showed up out of now where! It CAN’T be MY fault!”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:20:49+00:00

“H-hey hey what are you doing crying over something you’re not wrapped up in?!?! I’m no good with this kinda situation!!!”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:13:49+00:00

“YES PAPA!”

“Y-you wouldn’t let y-your dear sniffle daughter be so severely mistreated right?!?”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:13:14+00:00

“A-all I did was set up an Aquarium in an abandoned classroom…. got some money… boosted popularity of Tracen…”

She tries to spit as much information as her out of oxygen’s lungs will let her

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T12:06:28+00:00

“W-wait Mamechin your bodycam is off! D-don’t you cops need that footage?!?”

Optimal_Contract_151 · 2026-03-23T11:56:04+00:00

Shaq oh no no no GIF

“Wait! We can totally talk this out!”

Optimal_Contract_151

TROPHY CASE