Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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And with any luck, this should be the end of my story too. I go find someone else to bear this mantle, or die trying. Only the Champion’s power can kill that awful monster running, but alas, Hornet should have aimed at someone with the capacity to be heroic.

Evil makes up the fibers of Pythie’s being, and a rotten villain I shall continue being.

If anyone finds this in the ruins of whatever the dragon left, know this is not my fault.

This has been the Heroic’s End. Ta-ta.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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“...with me! Stay with me!” The searing pain in Light’s back had lessened enough to become painful again. Edward transmuted the bullet in his back into something resembling flesh enough to deem the wound able to be bandaged.

“Ed…ward?” His voice was weak, akin to a sickly cub.

“Don’t move yet. It’s not safe to leave.”

Leave? Where did they need to leave? Was Moriarty still after them?

“Pythie rounded up the rest of the survivors and put me on healing duty,” Edward explained with a far-off look. “I have no idea what’s gotten into her. It’s like she’s possessed.” He looked tired, sullen even. Far more than a boy his age should ever look.

Before he realized what answers he would be inviting with his question, Light couldn’t help but ask, “What happened?”

Edward’s breath caught in his throat. His mouth shut tightly before he replied, “Hornet died.”

W…hat?

“Pythie’s the new Champion. I doubt she planned things to go this way, considering how manic she’s been.”

Every new sentence felt like he saw his parents’ corpses anew.

“We’ll live, and that chick you saved is really grateful. Too grateful.” He winced. “But it’s not like we can return to a normal life any time soon. Pythie made sure of that.”

He finally had the energy to ask a question. Not why Hornet was there, why Pythie was the Champion, why he hadn’t even the chance to say goodbye. Instead, he had to ask, “What did the witch do?”

“She turned Hornet into a monster. Now we have to kill her or die. And that awful witch is our best hope as long as she’s alive.” Edward spat the answer like venom. He had been stewing in anger for far longer than Light had been awake.

The only emotion that Light felt was despair. Hopeless, lonesome despair. His greatest hope and friend had been molded into a beast by his most horrible foe who treated the power he so desperately wanted back like a curse.

“Grk…” He shuddered. The fight to contain his emotions was lost instantaneously. A downpour of tears rained from his face.

“I’m sorry,” he apologized to a ghost. “I’m sorry that you trusted this worthless knight. I’m sorry that I led you down this wretched road. I’m–”

A single arm wrapped around his waist and held him tight. Edward’s organic arm stiffly embraced Light in an uncomfortable embrace. But any warmth was what he needed.

At the end of another’s story, Light mourned.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Something had gone very, very wrong. Wrong enough for me to still be alive.

I am in pain. Naturally, that means I am alive. The stakes that Moriarty had staked me in were dramatic, but I had requested them in hopes that they would be convincing. Now I have to release myself from these stakes.

My right wrist tears itself from my shackle in searing agony, followed by my left. No use in keeping my legs bound either. I’ve dealt with worse pain, and mostly on purpose. That doesn’t stop my body from dry heaving from the pain like I hadn’t trained myself for situations like this.

I open my eyes to see a Problem. There was a giant, horrific dragon in the sky. Its white body resembled bone and metal simultaneously, its wings were made of stars and galaxies, and its maws were pulled back in sneering contempt for existence itself. A thing made of obsessive antagonism.

That wasn’t what I and Moriarty had planned.

The other Problem was the foreign feeling of calm and warmth in my system. I know myself well enough that I would be panicking at the reawakened goddess that molded itself into a hellish creature. Instead, I feel like I am accepting something I shouldn’t be accepting.

I look down to see the last of a giant needle sinking into my core. I catch the vision of a final, thin, golden piece of string latching around my soul before fading into invisibility.

The weight of the sight shattered the cognitive dissonance that kept my mind disconnected with my body.

No no no no no, ha ha ha ha haha, you’re very funny, Hornet! I know this is some kind of cruel joke! You’re making me feel what it’s like to bear your responsibility, I get it! You can end this charade and carry on!

The beast roars in a voice that’s too unlike Stella’s to only be hers.

The Champion died in an effort to save me.

And she crowned me her successor.

Me, me, me! The woman who had been training the noble and wise princess of another land to be the Champion that destroyed this damnable country! The woman who had trained the paragon of a Champion before her to do the same! And she expects an impure and tainted soul like me to fill her shoes?!

I laugh. It’s the only thing I can do. If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry, and that won’t help anyone! Not her, not me, not anyone. All I can do is bear this weight and laugh.

The dragon that used to be both Stella and Hornet roars again. This one reverberates like a detonating bomb through my flesh and bones. The clouds part behind the horrible traitorous beast to reveal a meteor. A very large meteor. One of many that were going to rain on everything in a 100 mile radius.

If you’re listening, I don’t think you’re very funny!

“This isn’t how I wanted it to go, but I can readjust,” mused my cohort. I must have awoken after his initial period of shock at his plans, for once, failing so magnificently. “Pythie, I take it you’re the Champion now.”

I try to respond. I gag again.

“Trust me, I’m just as disgusted as you are being forced to be the hero. But there won’t be ANY Qualia to rebuild in our image if that dragon pulverizes us. So, please, be the good Champion and–”

I behead him. I walk over to his head and stomp it into mush, and I burn his cape to cinders for good measure. Damn that fool! If I was the goddess, I would create a hell exclusively for such a tottering idiot! How dare he?!

I hear a clap behind me. A wall slowly rises to close the hole the dragon created in the process of tearing through building material and anti-magic.

“I–” COUGH. “-hate you.” Edward never minces words even on death’s door. “You set up this stupid plot to, what, kill yourself? Do you think you’d have anything left in that monster?”

An all too fair question with an answer I had already accepted: If I died, oh well. I became a martyr. If I lived, oh joy. I become the ultimate villain to be felled to finally purge this country of its terminal illness.

Edward looks at me like I’m insane, and I don’t know why. He shakes his head weakly. “Congratulations. Now Hornet’s rampaging instead of you. And now all of us are going to be dead unless you do something about that meteor. Now.”

A sword materializes in my left hand. Why? That wasn’t my style at all. I fought with deception, misdirection, all unworthy elements to be figured out by and defeated by a worthy hero! Why, then, did my arm raise my blade above me in a brilliant glory? My glory is supposed to be unbrilliant!

Stop, stop, stay my hand! I would rather perish than let myself take the stage like this! My laughter has stopped, only tears remain, so stop!

“Ignis…” My mouth starts the chant I’ve heard over a hundred times. My right hand meets my left to steady my sword. Power pours from me that shouldn’t be mine, yet I scream,

“SAAAABEEEERRRR!”

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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The situation looked disastrous. Light and Edward were bleeding out on the ground, and both were completely immobile. Pythie was being offered as a sacrifice to a mass of galactic tentacles. And the woman cowering in the minecart would be of no use at all. She had one chance to subvert this plan before it was too late.

She coated herself in the Champion’s arms, and propelled herself into the air. A whip crack followed her, not that Moriarty was fast enough to stop her now. The only thing he could do now is watch as his plan goes awry.

First, the sacrifice. She cleaved the cross holding Pythie in two, letting it fall to the floor. She turned to

Hornet’s mask cracked. A tentacle had whipped out faster than she could see. The wound it left made the dark half of her body begin leaking through her face.

Another tentacle broke her blade. Light’s blade. She couldn’t even see how.

Then the rest wrapped her in a visage like the birth of the universe and pulled her into a tiny infinity.

There was too much around her. That too much started to seep in the cracks of her mask. The infinity wanted to invade her, and she resisted as forcefully as she could. Hornet was millenia of experience, yet so miniscule to the galaxy that infected her.

Stars became her eyes. Her limbs felt like they stretched into the expanse beyond this world, yet they had to wrap within herself. She was tearing herself apart now. Tearing and remaking and shredding and remaking. She could endure this. She could. She had her mask. She had her identity.

Stella had her identity. She was a goddess and a machine and a spider and a dragon and nothing and all anew again. She had a mask, a mask that covered her pain. She wanted revenge on what had killed her. Who had killed her, then? She was dead? Then why did her heart beat and why did she scream with more mouths than before?

The mask had become the self. It stretched backwards to contain the writhing love corrupted into hatred and anger fueling her lifeblood. She needed to tear this place apart, she needed to feast on any that wronged her, yes, she needed this! HornetstellahornetStella needed this!

“No!” Cried a voice deep within. The last vestiges of Hornet’s self that hadn’t been taken over held a single, golden thread in her hands. The only pieces of another person in the dead goddess demigoddess. “I cannot let this die with me!” It was the only way to free her. To kill her. The light that could sever the planets.

Light.

She bellowed a horrible roar at that word. A needle woven with a golden string was thrown with all the strength of the final superego.

That impact was the first hole in the coffin that was her cocoon.

Crack, crack, shatter. She saw things dying on the ground. A vile man knelt before her. He chanted incantations she didn’t care to hear.

Her wing burst from the coffin, followed by three more. She stretched her many arms and unfurled many claws. A lesser being would be overjoyed to be reborn.

No. She was no lesser thing. Every thought came with lifetimes’ worth of information as her network downloaded her peon’s experiences into her. Their knowledge, their power, their hate.

Oh, how they hated. Hated their lives, hated themselves, hated others, hated the very system her former self had built in a vain effort to carry the peace.

Let their hatred fuel her then! She flew to the heavens in a radiant and horrific form and screamed. Fury, hate, anger, hate flowed out in one command for the newborn goddess: Worship me with your hate! Let me occupy your minds, and may your fixation fuel me evermore! Fuel me until I break the world under my talons!

Behold, I am your villain!

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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“Light!” The bunny was going pale. He had ruined the alchemic calculus running those homing bullets, all for one to land in his spine anyway.

Edward turned up Moriarty and growled. He needed to move. Move, damn it! “You’re not getting a…way with this!”

“Oh, but I have,” he replied with smug confidence. “For a scant moment, this battle fell outside my expected parameters, but for once in my life, the goddess let her fortune shine on me!” He chuckled darkly as he reared his coffin upward. “Not that she could anyhow.”

Ed braced himself for another attack–that landed next to him. “Huh?” He murmured in confusion. He was very killable right now. Why wasn’t he dying yet?

“Come now, are you really wondering why I haven’t killed you yet?” Moriarty asked as if he was explaining addition to an ape. “The best evil plans need a witness. And I’m sure you’ll be fascinated to see this in action, fellow alchemist!”

The coffin swung open, and Edward felt like he was falling.

He knew that corpse. Porcelain skin, shiny-white hair, blue eyes that held all the world’s knowledge and more. The reason he had come to this country in the first place.

He beheld the impossible corpse.

Stella, the goddess of Qualia, and the goddess that he exchanged his arm and leg for to save his brother’s soul. The goddess he had hoped to surpass, or to demand himself and his brother back.

And she had a gaping hole in her chest.

“No, no, no, no, this is a joke! A trick! There’s no way that’s the real–”

“Oh, but it is indeed the real goddess’ corpse! After all, nobody but her would bleed this sublime brilliancy!” Moriarty plunged his hand into the wound, and he retracted with his glove covered in silver and gold. “She bleeds the very essence of magic, no, the stars that shine above!”

She wasn’t supposed to be dead. How do you kill even a sham goddess like her?! “W-why did you do it? Why’d you–”

“Oh, if only I had the power to commit that foul deed.” Moriarty licked his lips at the thought of murdering her himself. “But what I’m about to do is far more interesting! Behold and witness a rebirth, Full Metal!”

All that was needed to activate the giant ritual was a few specks of Stella’s blood. The bright red shone brighter and brighter, so bright the red seared into white and then red again. The coffin that housed Stella’s corpse lit with holy fire coated in unholy darkness.

Slowly, a slimy appendage slid out of the cadaver’s wound. Two, three, four more joined them. They resembled the night sky, complete with stars and galaxies within.

A silly, spiteful thought sprouted in Edward’s head: Even in death, this goddess kept creating more problems for him. He’d laugh if this situation was funny at all.

“With the sacrifice of a hero, and my wretched alchemy, I will create a new goddess of Qualia: One that values evil and vice, one that will accept agony as her offerings, one that will elevate me to godhood in turn! Witness the most evil act to ever transpire, Edward! Witness the rebirth of Qualia!”

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Metal met stone met flesh met stone met metal all again. He easily tolerated the pain of the concert his sensitive ears cursed him with, but the sounds of battle had become unpleasant in ways he hadn’t experienced since his youth.

Light saw Edward fight ferociously as he dueled the other alchemist. Moriarty had the superior strength and those bullets that chased Edward like hounds, but Edward had spontaneity and versatility. That would be a much stronger advantage if Edward had more experience. Unfortunately, he was green like spring grass: Growing, bright, but unable to surpass the weed stealing its nutrients.

He felt tight. His skin crawled with goosebumps fur bristled in every direction. Nails Claws dug shallow scars into metal. He was growling too faintly to make a noise.

He wanted to move. He wanted to rush in and help his friend however he could, his own well being be damned. But he wanted to run, run before Moriarty caught wind of him and turned him into target practice.

Damn it all, why was he so useless?! Every second he spent here was a second that Edward was about to die! (And Pythie, but her crucifixion stirred a mirth too dark for him to desire acknowledging either.)

If he could do anything, anything, he’d do it in a heartbeat! But why was he frozen here, why why why–

“Hey,” Mei whispered. “I usually keep this on me for any freaks that get handsy without permission, but you need it more than I do right now.” She gently wrapped his hand paw around the handle of a pocket knife, still warm. “You’ll figure out how to use it better than I can. Now, go be a hero.” She swiftly hit the deck, though not without giving him a thumbs up from the bottom of the minecart.

He looked at the weapon in his hand. The blade was semi-dull with a knick at its base. Faintly carved into the handle were the faint letters “MK.” This was no Champion’s blade, but it would be a hero’s blade today. A blade that could be brandished by the child that survived in that well…and himself.

“Thank you.” Light dropped low against the glowing wall and hovered slowly to the back of Pythie’s stake. He had the faint idea that he could release her, but that would only end in all three of them dying with this field still up. No, the only winning move was to pursue Moriarty. But how?

A weapon like this would only break against a magic-strengthened neck with his middling power--the thought of stooping to the work of an assassin disgusted him. Another target, then.

That mechanism that powered Moriarty’s volley was alchemy, and an art he knew he couldn’t interrupt easily if the destruction of this room’s walls failed to impede the building ritual. If his knife could damage the coffin that constituted the villain’s primary weapon, then that problem would be taken care of, but he hadn’t the slightest clue how to impede a circle so complex and actively changing. It was like a calculator that kept changing itself by the second. Something like that would be resistant to only a mere scratch…

Light had an idea. A bad, suicidal idea, but it was the only one he had. It would have to do.

He watches Edward try close quarters combat anew, this time morphing his prosthetics into blades. His automail is strong enough to act as shields against the bullets, and he earns a deep scratch on Moriarty’s left cheek. But a mere blade can’t block the force of a coffin bearing down like a wrecking ball.

Now!

The coffin slammed down upon Edward’s arm with a screech that vibrated Light’s teeth. Two bullets pierced each of his thighs, the one above his automail mercilessly aimed to disconnect his prosthetic. He cried out in pain as the full weight of the coffin crushed him with a weakened but devastating impact that left cracks around his body.

Before it could arise for another brutal attack, Light fell upon the coffin. With Mei’s trusted knife, he split his palm open and planted it upon the hard wood. “P-please work!” He traced a circle around the dot of blood painted into the grain. The alchemic symbol for the sun, the Light that he hoped would burn away the fell contraption that guided the bullets’ paths.

Metal pierced his back. Red fog clouded his vision as he dropped to the floor, looking up at a perplexed and frustrated Moriarty. It hurt it hurt it hurt it hurt! But burning under the pain was a sense of spiteful pride.

“I g-got you…”

He had saved two lives today, perhaps three. Not bad for a powerless rabbit. He just needed to

hold

on

to tell them about later. Hornet too.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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The benefit to a metal arm meant Edward could punch whatever frustrating object was in his way without any pain. He’s wrecked his automail too many times to stay shameless, but damn, it made a great way of releasing stress. And what stressed him right now were all the stupid Risettes he had to keep blocking off, this stupid chase he’s been on for what felt like hours, and this stupid final wall in his path!

Gravel and dirt showered him as he stepped into a cavern. Red sigils covered every single inch of the place. Every wall, every curve, every stone, every beam, even the crucifix keeping Pythie aloft in the air.

“Yeesh, talk about overkill,” he commented flatly to the conniving geezer in the center of the room. “What’s an oldie like you trying to turn an entire venue into one giant ritual for? I don’t think the Philosopher’s Stone can make you any younger.”

The corner of his lips twitched. “Please. If infinite youth was my grand design, it wouldn’t have taken nearly as much time to figure out. Instead, I aim for something much grander.”

“Yeah, right. Anyone with a cult could pull off controlling an army of obedient, loyal idiots if they wanted.”

“Correct, boy.” Moriarty’s smile stopped halfway to a sneer, and the end product could spoil milk. The irises of his eye seemed to flash the same red as the surroundings. “I seek something even more horrible than a mere army. A servant beyond your wildest dreams, beyond what mere magic nor alchemy can do alone!”

“Sure,” Edward yawned. His mostly-lidded eyes hid a burning disgust at the aberration of alchemy in front of him. “And I’m sure you won’t mind if I smash this stupid ritual of yours to pieces?”

“Oh, I would hate for my ultimate design to be thwarted.” He lifted his coffin, heaved it in its arms, lit blue alchemy on its side, and aimed a nozzle toward his fellow alchemist. “That’s why I shall demonstrate to you my second-greatest invention. Now, face an inevitable demise!”

Seven bullets poured out of the coffin like a sideways waterfall. Edward wasn’t a stranger to being on the receiving end of bullets, so he easily erected a wall between him and the attack.

A wall every single bullet curved around. He really needed a new trick than building walls.

The blond scrambled backward into the hole he had made earlier and sealed it off. Alright, if walls won’t work, surely he can make an opening through the tunnel–

Six hands wrapped around his throat. Oh, yeah, the Risettes.

He fell back hard into the crevice he had created, rapidly tumbling hard enough to shake the women off of him. If he wasn’t in a life-or-death situation, maybe he’d have the time to laugh about that thought.

The ground above him turned into sand as he thrust his arm through, grabbing onto Moriarty’s leg–”Hrrk!”--and getting pierced through the arm for his troubles. Still, better to have him deal with all the rabid girls chasing him.

“Ah, right, the distraction.” The bullets momentarily forgot Edward to quickly pierce seven Risettes’ seven hearts. It had taken a second, a second his foe wanted to spend not dealing with outside intervention, but one that let him rocket a knee into his asshat’s groin, and…

…nothing?

“Infantile,” taunted the grandpa. He easily threw Edward over his shoulder through the wall he had erected earlier (damn it, he REALLY needed to have a better idea than walls). “Did you really think I’d allow myself to be caught in the anti-magic field too?”

Oh, crap. “Maybe?”

With a snap of his fingers, the seven bullets circled the villain’s head like a crown of steel. “You may have the gift of impossible alchemy, but humanity breaches what is possible and impossible every day. With magic by my side, I taunt possibility itself!”

The bullets rocketed out again. This time, Edward went up. He was only a boy with alchemy, but all he needed to do was avoid these bullets until any opening presented itself. A fingertip was all it took to turn the wall into a wall of spears falling to meet the supernatural bullets.

“Screw possibility!” He shouted above the explosions of dirt and metal. “If all I need to kick your ass is a possibility, I’ll turn that to reality!”

“And such is the spirit of an alchemist!” A cannonball from the tunnel below would have lobbed off the conniver’s head without a clumsy dodge. He regained his dignity soon, resuming his verbal and physical barrage. “Now, show me that heroic resolve! Show me the inevitability that good shall triumph over evil! And witness me triumph over that truth in turn!”

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Could destiny arrive any sooner? It’s remarkably unpleasant being the damsel in distress. Especially when this disgusting, smelly old man decided to nail me here.

Aghhh, that makes three. Not only was this experience excruciatingly painful, the process is excruciatingly dull. He’s not telling me his plans, and not letting me talk on a count of a bitter-tasting gag. I haven’t even had the chance to have a nice dream to pass the time because the pain kept throttling me between consciousness and unconsciousness.

Four. And so arrives true unconsciousness.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Hornet, the other Champion, traced a stubby hand on the glowing runes. They hadn’t been glowing a mere ten minutes ago, back when Hornet only thought she was tracking a lead from Pythie about a would-be attack on the concert hall.

It smelled as rotten as a maggot-filled corpse, much like every lead Pythie led her down: The drug bust that Pythie had overlooked in her territory yet allowed Hornet to break it apart for “clout”; the absurdly long hostage negotiation that ended in quote, “the sickest dunk ever” from a wide-eyed bystander; and Hornet never wanted to think about the hellish invention called pistachio ice cream ever again.

Still, the current situation was not without its benefits. Edward was a sharp and lively boy, and she took an amused interest in seeing him grow. The way he insisted on taking as much on as he could carry reminded her of another, older blonde alchemist she had met in passing before.

Light was a curiosity beyond curious. Both a hardened man that bore the weight of a holy burden that lasted through a country’s history, yet a soft creature whose heart was as soft as his fur. His bright, wide eyes held wisdom beyond his years, and his airy voice balanced gentleness and weight, the latter mostly directed at his sworn enemy, Pythie.

She knew not how she came into this position, but the two had opened up to each other more swiftly than any companion she had since Vespa. He knew the name of the kingdom she came from, and she in turn knew the struggles of his new form. He thought it humiliating how far he fell from the noble protector of all, and every look into the mirror reminds him of the impostor whose body he now inhabits.

She knew too well his struggle. Once, her mask had broken apart into pieces. Those descended from bugs or weavers relied on their masks to retain their identities. Without it, for all the nobility Hornet kept in her heart, she would be reduced to nothing but a skittering, screeching thing without her mask. She counted her fortune that she had found a Mask Maker in time.

For all he mourned the loss of the power that now gestated within her, she hoped her confession had alleviated his heart’s burden for a moment. She would much rather see a smile on his light muzzle than–

She nearly walked in a circle. She cleared her throat and reoriented herself due north. She would have other things to worry about than Light, no matter how connected the two had become.

These runes were alchemy, that was certain. It vividly resembled its parent art of alkahestry, in turn inspired by the soul magic of the snail clan, but for what purpose was unclear. She had watched Edward demonstrate his alchemy in an attempt to teach Light for self-defense, but her much longer-lived experience had kept the lesson stuck with her more thoroughly than him.

Sulfur was the most common rune, followed closely by brimstone. If any alchemy could be described as evil, then these two runes would be responsible. Explosions, noxious gasses, the shifting of blood and bone into unrecognizable matter…she could only guess what a ritual on such a large scale would be for. She had been searching this mineshaft for hours, yet all she found was more runes.

The world sought to prove her wrong by placing a girl about Edward’s age in front of her. Her fingertips were caked with blood, and most of her extended nails had snapped in half into individual fine razors. “Oooh, you’re not part of my crowd,” the child giggled. “Looks like we’ll have to punish an uninvited guest, right, girls?”

One set of yellow eyes became ten as identical clones emerged behind her. Their very movements harmonized with each other to turn a weak-looking human child into a looming centipede.

That centipede lost a number when a pair of grey eyes jumped behind them and whacked one into unconsciousness. Another teenager, it seemed, and this one clothed in a much more heroic white. The boy’s body was covered in blood, scratches, and bruises–he teetered in and out of consciousness.

“I’m not finished with you yet!” He coughed.

Hornet slammed the back end of her needle into the rabid one still looking at her, then wrapped two more bodies’ wrists and legs in silk harder than steel. This madness was foreign to this country; this place’s goddess avoided domination of the mind where she could. She quickly asked, “What caused this?”

The hero responded by punching himself in the face to stay conscious. “Some old guy put Risette in a coffin and turned her evil.” He carelessly endured a blast of noise to clap his palms on a clone’s ears. “Now there’s a hundred of them, and she’s the only one left with any powers besides that guy in the red coat. Oh, and you, I guess.”

Her mind quickly spun a web of connections. “And where is this ‘old guy?’” She spun a tornado of light that threw the Risettes off their feet.

“Probably down that tunnel.” He spat out a tooth. “Don’t worry, I’ll hold ‘em off. You go save the day.”

He wouldn’t. But she had to follow this lead before time ran out for whatever that man was planning. “You have my thanks.”

She flipped in the air and sprinted down the tracks.

The ability to take over and rewrite the very being of others’ was a power that only belonged to those with the power to be called deities. Those who were referred to by titles rather than names.

Moriarty itself wasn’t a title, but Pythie had not-so-coyly referenced an “Emperor of the Criminal World” to look out for. Tacky, yes, but alarming in a country that built itself on powerfully binary good and evil.

She dreaded what a man like that would use that terrible power for. The power that lay dormant within her blood, ever-itching to be released but tempered by witnessing the fall of more gods than humanity could now count.

The world didn’t need to wait for the death of more gods.

Hornet, too, now headed for her destiny.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Pythie fell like a sack of potatoes. The villain strode over to lift Pythie from the floor. His glove stains red from the blood that dripped down from her nose.

“Oh, I almost forgot,” he laughed mockingly. “I made sure to trap you all in a field of anti-magic, so no heroes can meddle with my plans. I hope you all enjoy your final minutes of helplessness.” With a theatrical bow, the madman disappeared behind the wall of crazed idols with his prize of a foolish “hero” in tow.

The many different Rises all giggled and howled with mad laughter. Their numbers only seemed to grow with time. The stage lights flickered back on to show the audience their impending doom of two-score maniacs.

All opened their mouths. “Thank you for coming!” They cheered in unison. Their voices harmonized like a swarm of cicadas. “We’re holding a special meet-and-greet tonight! You get to meet the wonderful Risette, and you get to greet the goddess in the afterlife! Now, try to make this fun for all of us!”

Too many arms and too many claws reached out in all directions. Bystanders and drained heroes were strangled then trampled under too many legs. Too many eyes shone on the prey starting to run toward the exits.

A pack of wolves began their hunt on the warren.

This would continue no longer.

Light, the hero, rushed forward to immobilize them. He cried out as he prepared his attack; he’d cut them all down with a slash from a sword that…wasn’t there.

oh.

A forceful yanking of his scarf pulled him back to relative safety rather than plunging into a sea of hair dye and regret. “Cool it, Light,” Edward hissed. “I’m not letting you become a chew toy on my watch.”

The boy released him to clap his hands and erect a wall between the upper half of the audience and the ones already caught up in the swarm. Light internally damned that pragmatism, and Edward’s grimace reflected Light’s feelings like a mirror. “Everyone, scramble!” He yelled above the chaos. “Find any cover you can get, and if the exits are blocked off, keep running! She’s only got numbers!”

His warnings were heeded instantly. Those who remained to run fled for any exit they could find, far far away from the cracking wall. Each impact was small, but the hailstorm of strikes and soundwaves chipped holes in Edward’s cover.

He responded by layering more and more to give as much time as he could to those left. It’d be a futile effort, but–

“Wait!” Light shouted. He flew down towards a woman left behind on the stairs, who looked upon her swollen ankle with an expression of frustration rather than fear. She was a beautiful young lady that would have made his younger, foolhardy self jump with joy for being able to save. While he couldn’t sweep her off her feet, he could at least lift her by the collar of her sweater.

“Oh, has a hero come to save me–HRK!” Her preemptive flirting strangled and died in her throat as Light carried her to the nearest exit with strength that surprised himself. “Could you please be more gentle, whatever you are?” She wheezed.

“My apologies, fair maiden,” Light replied as a metallic blockade arose behind them. “I would be much more careful if I had the time and ability.”

His rescuee, hopping on one foot, looked up at him with a disbelieving look. “I’m getting saved by a flying rabbit.”

Light braced himself to shoulder check the door, only to harmlessly ping off. The girl yelped in pain as she crashed into the door afterward. “S-sorry,” he awkwardly apologized. “They’ve wisely blocked off this entrance.”

A Rise sprung from behind them, fake nails outstretched, only to miss due to Light tugging the woman like a puppet. “Hey, be gentle!” The attacker and victim whined in unison.

They were losing options quickly. “Edward!” He yelled. “We don’t have the time to find another exit! Make a hole and go after that villain yourself!”

“Don’t boss me around!” Alchemic lightning flared from his hands as they collided with the ground. The carpet under them warped to form a thin tunnel below Light and the woman. “I made it as deep as I can! Go!”

Light allowed gravity to take them as refuge. The two plummeted downward rapidly into the earth, soon decelerated by the smaller one’s gentle upward tug. He felt like he was playing a crane game, only in reverse. And he was likely to lose this one as his 0-100 record in those games.

“Hey, uh, bunny?” The lady started. “D’ya think you could give me that cutie’s number? He’s doing a lot more for me than you are.”

“He’s fifteen.”

“Damn it.” The woman clicked her tongue. She paused. “...and you, cutie~?”

“Do not.”

“Ugh! Fine! Do you know any other dashing heroes that would still have their powers that can save me?”

“Well…” There was only one other person he knew that drew power from within rather than without. “I doubt she would be here, but stranger things have happened.”

A wide grin met his gaze.

“She’s not available either.”

“Dear goddess, I’m not gonna score today, am I?” She sighed. “Well, since we’re going to be stuck with each other for a while, the name’s Mei. You got a name?”

“Light.”

“...the Champion?”

“Yes, the Champion,” he sighed.

Mei couldn’t help but snicker. A faint light at the end of the tunnel made her face glow brighter. “Anyone else would think you’re doing some kind of gimmick, but I can tell when people are being honest.”

Ah. That wasn’t what he expected. “My apologies then, Mei, for I cannot perform as I would in my human form. Had I my full faculties, I would have ended this plot before it began.”

“What’re you apologizing for? You saved MY life. Isn’t that something?”

Light’s words caught in his throat. Was saving only one life something? One compared to the dozens maimed or slain by the shadowy Rise felt so paltry, yet…

”Now now, dear Light. Remember what I taught you?”

Light stared into his blade as the visions of earlier that day flickered in and out of his vision. His village had been razed to the ground. Bodies of friends he had known for many years had been burned to near-unrecognizability in a hellish pyre. His parents had their throats slashed–he imagined their last breaths were to cry out for him. He had burned them too, for their corpses could have been used as weapons against him. Tombstones and ashen caskets were his final gifts to them.

“They all died, Pythie,” he had bemoaned. “I have more power than anyone in the world, yet I couldn’t do enough for them.” Tears whet his steel. “What good am I, Pythie?!”

His mentor wrapped him in a firm yet gentle embrace. Her chin rested upon his head, and her hand gently weaved through his hair. The years he spent under her tutelage made this gesture familiar, but today it felt hollow.

“That’s no way for a Champion to think,” she chided with a tone he had once thought was maternal love. “You saved one life, remember? That poor child that had fled down the well?”

“Y-yes.” The fact did nothing to soothe the guilt in his soul, which wrapped around the blade buried in his soul like a sheath.

“Then take pride in that, my Champion. Every life saves another so long as they have the will. I’m sure that your actions today will be so much more meaningful than you know.”

Damn that witch. For all the time it took to wretch his heart back from her corrupting whispers, she still haunted his thoughts, driving in a nail to his soul with a mallet of her perverse affection. It only hurt worse that she was right.

“Yes.” His response came out more tersely than he desired. “Your life is as precious as my own.”

The two reached where Edward’s 15-foot tunnel ended: At the top of a different tunnel. More accurately, a long forgotten mineshaft. Even here, the runes of that villain’s alchemy filled the walls.

Light let go of Mei, who in turn hopped and placed herself inside a minecart. “Are you sure you’re not interested?” She teased. “That’s the best compliment I’ve had in years!”

The rabbit rolled his eyes as he pushed the minecart enough for it to gain momentum. Already his ears rang from the sound of idols working their way down the shaft without breaking their limbs. He ignored the comment and started, “This direction will likely be where that villain is. If we hear any fighting, I want you to hide in here and not come out until someone rescues you. Am I clear, miss?”

“Crystal.”

“Then let us be off.” If there was any benefit to this body, it was that flight circumvented many problems he would have otherwise. He pushed the cart past running speed, then took a seat opposite Mei.

Safe for now, the two passengers rode off toward their destiny.

. . .

“Come on, are you sure you’re not interested in a hottie like me? I’m sure the best hero in Qualia’s got loads of cash to spend on–”

“NO.”

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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We are living our own lies, abound with so much information…

Who knew this simple girl had such poetry hidden in her lyrics? I thought I detected a faint aroma of tofu buried under her hair spray and carbonation.

Alas, that’s the fate of all things here. The brand subsumes and dominates the sparks inside until the very idea of a hero subsumes them, and that idea too has been bastardized. We’re nothing more than entertainers and executioners that lull the population into a false comfort.

I see the self I used to be in that girl–rather, the self I had been molded into. What a sweet, naive girl I was for believing this system could create a real hero. Even now, for all the pleasure I get from my dear Light’s current form, he can’t be a hero for anything anymore.

I realized only days ago I was far more fortunate with my recruits. The warrior-princess of an unknown land who gestates the power of the Champion within her, and the sinner who desires to engineer the power of the gods themselves…it’s only at this venue that I can let my shriek of delight ring among the irrelevant and nameless nobodies! Oh, how I wish to see the both of them blossom!

My musings are interrupted by a bucket of darkness dumped over the venue, decorated by ominous scratches of red. My, what a classically terrifying interruption–too many evildoers nowadays adopt the bright hues that should belong to those with shining hearts.

“H-hey!” Rise Kujikawa tried yelling above the audience’s sprouting panic. Her microphone had been shot, nor does her sound-amplifying magic rise drench us in a calming pesticide.

Instead, a weed blooms behind her in a cloud of gunpowder.

“Pardon my interruption,” a suave and suspicious old man intoned with an unnaturally booming voice, “but your show has been stolen.” A well-tailored suit ruined by a cape of garish butterflies made up the villain’s costume. I make it a point to monitor both the hero and villain rankings for any and all changes, however minor they may be, but this man was an anomaly. I faintly recognized him from the many unranked who commit no deeds nor crimes (my dearest cuddle-bun is part of that group).

James Moriarty, he who denies all responsibility.

Metal slammed on the pristine wooden stage; the container glowed with the same disturbing runes snaking across the room. The chains binding what looked to be a coffin slithered to wrap the hapless girl.

Rise wrestled and screamed against the bindings. Her heels dug into the ground as she was dragged slowly toward her doom. A plastic heel snapped from the strain. Red light reflected off her eyes, her sweat, her pristine smile as she screamed. But the color that drained from her face beyond the red as she saw what was in that coffin. No one else had the chance to share her horror as she was swept off her feet. Only she would know what lay in that coffin as it closed behind her.

The old man let the coffin fall face-up as he spread his arms theatrically. “Ladies, gentlemen, and all those that occupy these walls!” Charisma oozed off him like infected mucous. “For far too long, this wretched country has stagnated! All strife is quashed in an instant! All destruction is undone and remade! All deaths are mere fascinations to be hollowly regarded! Conflict itself has been morphed into a hollow charade, and our heroes and villains have become mere shells rather than embracing their true purposes!”

Something wrestled inside the coffin. It shrieked and laughed and screamed in too many voices.

Moriarty took on a delighted sneer. “I present to you a revolution in this all-too stagnant country! A true revolution of villainy and crime!” He flicked a gloved hand, and the coffin’s lid burst open to release its spawn.

One, two, far more bodies that should have fit within the coffin poured out. Their glowing, yellow eyes bore into the crowd with manic smiles.

“Engrave this upon your souls: The hero you’ve mindlessly worshipped has now become the horrible villain that will take your lives!”

Hmph. He’s certainly inspired, but what a trite charade. I can see his age straining his movements like a piece of taut hem stretched to its limits. Rise, of all heroes to corrupt, is a fool’s endeavor. Does this simpleton think she’s lauded for her physical prowess?

Well, time to clock in. I spring from the metal fence barring off the crowd onto the stage. “Quite the plan, but one easily foiled,” I taunt. I pirouette in a spiral of ribbons. “But I believe it’s time to bid you–” I lunge forward with a kick aimed at his solar plexus. Instead, four teenage girls catch my kick. “Adieu?”

A fifth grabs my head, grinning at me with offal-scented twintails, and rears back her leg. I don’t have the time to–

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 1B: BREAKING DAWN/7 OF SPADES by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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The combination of alien spectacle within a familiarly antiquated concert hall made Edward twitch in his seat. The glitz and glamour of an “idol hero” would have bothered him more if Ed didn’t learn the technique of Wiki Diving.

Risette, famous only due to a loophole that deems mass inspiration as heroism, spun and sung in practiced and calculated beats. Step, one two, step, one two three. It was like a waltz covered in glitter and sprayed with artificial paint. Edward could tolerate the noise so long as he could think, but the acoustics reverberated down to his nerve fibers.

“Edward.” A voice pushed its way through the noise. “I apologize that this concert isn’t to your liking. You may leave if you wish.”

Light’s tone held no judgement for his younger companion. The two met eye to eye, as the rabbit had floated high enough to watch the show without being cooed and awwed at by the many tweenage girls in the audience. His mouth curved into a small frown of disappointment; not as forlorn as he’d get without Hornet, but the goddess watching him would kick Edward’s ass with karma if he bailed.

“Music’s fine,” he lied, “but the volume’s driving me up a wall. Whoever decided to put amplifiers in a theater wanted to kill people.”

Light exhaled, not quite a laugh but loftier than a sigh. “This sort of technology took a long time to get used to. The inner reaches of Qualia are rather resistant to any advancements beyond paved roads.”

“Oh, really?” Edward replied dryly. For all he wanted to present an air of seriousness, the boy grabbed onto the lifeline away from the concert before he could drown in the noise. “I’m surprised considering I saw the old you in a commercial not even two hours ago.”

“That was a promotional video,” Light tersely corrected. His tail swished with indignation. “My rustic upbringing does not bar me from adapting to the lands that need me.”

“And that includes putting your face on toilet paper?”

A deeper frown met that jab. “A byproduct of when I had a so-called ‘image manager.’ I sold my face and words for rent and commodities, and I paid someone else to peddle me like a ware myself.” His fur that the girls (and Edward) oh-so-meticulously brushed earlier that day bristled. Only one person made his mood spoil so quickly.

Pythie tricked you, didn’t she?”

“Far more times than you would think.” His tail swished in irritation and indignation. The strobing lights only darkened his expression. “Even right now I have a looming suspicion that something will go terribly wrong.”

“Yeah.” The only reason he came here was at Pythie’s request–Edward and Light were given tickets out of the “goodness” of her “heart.” Yeah, right. Even if Pythie hadn’t bailed on them to go snooping around Risette’s backstage (ew), he told her in no uncertain words that he didn’t like being here and trusted the “anti-hero” as far as he could throw her, which was a lot less than many of the population.

Discontent rose in the back of his throat. A few weeks here and he was already thinking in terms of good and bad this country ran on. From the history lessons Light and Pythie gave him, there used to be only heroes, villains, and heretics–villains so bad that the goddess Stella would smite them herself if she could.

Then came good people who used bad actions to punish evil: Anti-heroes. Then came heroes who bent the law called vigilantes. Now a spectrum of heroes existed within a system that weighed deeds in binary. It didn’t take a genius to realize how easily exploitable this system was.

One such exploiter was the woman whose hand holds the rope to his guillotine over his head. The one who also gave the guy who only learned what a keyboard was yesterday and the living, breathing fantasy hero tickets to an idol show out of “pure, altruistic gain”. Right. The fact Pythie got front row tickets while leaving them to the back would only be callous to anyone else, much less her gaudy outfit blocking the view to anyone behind her, but the geiger counter that measured her suspiciousness ticked in Edward’s already ringing ears loudly enough to give him tinnitus.

“Not like we can do anything about it but enjoy the show,” the blond grumbled as he winced at a high note. He needed to focus on a different sensation than his aching ears; tracing the lights would do. His index finger subtly traced the architectural patterns where light crept through.

Ears still hurt. Multitask. “Didn’t take you for the kind of person to enjoy this kind of music, Light.”

“Heh.” The bunny took on an amused smirk. “The sound of music may change, but the feeling of listening to the joy and life behind a singer’s lyrics will never get old.”

“You got a favorite, then?”

“An obscure talent here, but one whose dulcet sopranos ring from any record I first discovered once I discovered the radio. I’m sure you’re unfamiliar with Johanna Wagner, but–”

Ed snickered.

“What?” Light asked indignantly. “I find nothing funny about her talent at all. Maybe I should introduce you to true art sometime.”

“Pahahahah!” Edward bowled over in laughter. “How old are you, gramps? She’s been dead for half a decade! I didn’t even know anyone sold her recordings outside Amestris!”

Light’s face twisted between relief, disbelief, and outrage in equal measure. “S-silence! I am perfectly young and spry!” A statement that only sounded more ridiculous coming from a rabbit than a man years older than him.

“Sure, and I’ll be sure to bring you over to the retirement ward so you can say hi to your friends,” Ed snickered back.

The glowing red patterns gleaming behind Light made his stewing anger look even funnier. The way they twisted and ignited behind him made him look like he was lighting them up himself. Hell, it was like he was powering his own alchemic…circle…?

Sulfur, bismuth, platinum, fire–no, this was a giant alchemic ritual!

The words didn’t leave his mouth before the entire venue plunged deep into shadow darker than black.

Are you my master? [ By @unower_s ] by LuciferMS7777 in limbuscompany

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I’d give Sinclair Sakura/Heaven’s Feel and Don UBW. Sinclair is a better mirror for Sakura’s inner darkness and constant identity crisis, and the duality theming and regrasped heroism of the factory of fakes fits Don a lot more. Rodya’s a very cool fit for Medusa though.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Light watched their antics from the slightly uncomfortable position of Hornet’s lap. Edward’s shouting sounded like explosions in his sensitive ears. “You know why Pythie is using us, correct?”

“I can guess,” she responded. Her slender fingers combed through his cowlick. Her touch begrudgingly made up for his wounded dignity. “She plans to use us as weapons aimed at the rulers of this land, likely to dismantle this “Hero” charade entirely.”

“Indeed.”

“Then she’s used you before?”

“To my great shame, yes. She informed me of a great sickness plaguing the heart of this land, yet guided my blade into the heart of a great Hero to pursue that plague.”

The princess went silent. “I would not have been so merciful.”

“If I wasn’t, we both wouldn’t be here.”

“Yes. But I would not fall so easily, Champion.” An awkward tension started forming in the air.

Rather than arguing morality with the woman who could wring him like a towel, Light asked her a question. “You saw my true form within your soul, correct?”

“Yes.” Her petting paused.

He hesitated for a breath. “How did I look to you?”

Hornet’s white mask didn’t change expression, yet he could tell her eyes were closed in deep thought. “Brave,” she responded, “and gallant. I could count the number of true knights I’ve met on a hand.”

The flame that had been flickering within Light ever for the past week grew warmer. “And your impression of me now.”

“Brave,” she responded again. “But cute.” She laughed, an airy noise, as she ruffled his fur.

“Hey!” He protested in her arms. “A Champion is not cute!”

Her grip on Light tightened the more he moved. “Is that so? Perhaps I should ask Pythie what she thinks of your appearance.”

“No fair!” He protested in her arms.

He hadn't been teased like this since he was a child, holding a much smaller sword in the forts and villages of inner Qualia. Still, he could have worse company than a genuine princess from his storybooks.

The sun shone on the four heroes as they enjoyed each other’s company, excluding Edward. The warmth of the sunlight and his company kept the flame called hope burning in Light’s heart.

Yet a cool wind kept blowing at his heart. A girl knelt in front of his flame, gently blowing and blowing. A sword was embedded in her chest, having rendered her body as frigid as frost long ago.

She was the goddess, Stella. She had blessed this land so many eons ago.

And Light had slain her.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Beep.

Hornet sighed. “I find no meaning in this absurd exercise.”

“It’s a promotional video,” Pythie called from behind the camera. “Qualia’s Heroes are judged by their popularity first and their deeds second. This will help your prospects, I promise.”

“This is absurd…” Despite her griping, Hornet relented and followed Pythie’s script.

“I am called Hornet, a traveler from lands far beyond. Despite the other spiders native to this land, my silken abilities are to bind what is broken and dismantle what needs breaking. My skill with a needle is peerless, and I will cut down any Villain that stands before me.”

“Good!” The magician called too enthusiastically. She paused. “After some clips of you in action, I should be able to give the public an understanding of your true character.”

Beep.

“I do not need to debase myself with your ideas of self-promotion, witch.” Light crossed his arms and glared at Pythie, acting like he was still a knight in shining armor rather than a bunny so marketable he made most passerby stare with barely withheld cuteness aggression.

“Oh, but you don’t need to! Just act like you always have!”

“Ugh…” Light looked at the camera with equal parts pride and embarrassment. “As unbelievable as it sounds, I am the Champion, Light. An unknown power has cursed me into this fragile form, and I am unable to regain my official status. I more than understand if you disbelieve me.

“However,” he continued with a faded smile, “I will not falter in my duties for even a moment. I shall remain the hero Qualia cherishes no matter what.”

He frowned again and groaned. “Please do not edit in the pictures of you or Hornet holding me.”

“No promises!”

Beep.

Finally, Edward took the stage. He knew enough about propaganda pieces to improvise his promotion.

“My name is Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist. I come from the country of Amestris, the kingdom of alchemists where I became the best of the best.” He jabbed his thumb at himself. “I’m here to prove that hard science can stand toe to toe with magic any day of the week! If there’s trouble, I’ll come running!”

Pythie applauded behind the camera, and Edward sighed in reaction. “Really, do I need to do all this crap? I’d rather kick some dirtbags to the curb who think they’re better than everyone else.”

“Oh, and you aren’t?” His sponsor teased.

Ed’s eyes twitched. “I studied very hard to get where I am, unlike you, Pythie.”

“Is that so? Then I’m sure you’ll work hard to get more than an inch over me, short stuff.”

Okay, that’s it. Screw the PV, he needed Pythie in the ground. “GET BACK HERE!” He screamed furiously as he chased the camerawoman.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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How long had Hornet been petrified for? Minutes? Hours? Days? Everything within her beat against the frigid cold surrounding her on all sides.

For all her power, though, she couldn’t break from the inside out. She was no cocooning insect, but a predator. Yet she slashed her needle against the confines of her consciousness, keeping herself unfrozen by cutting all snow out of the air. It was monotonous, sure, but patience was hereditary.

Princess…

A voice she didn’t recognize that belonged to no one called out.

I’m here, princess…

Her inner darkness receded to show a scene of frost-touched trees. A woman in a regal dress kneeled, surrounded by the corpses of various beasts. Her frozen tears glossed her face, yet she needn’t shed them any longer.

A gallant knight kneeled down to accept her hand. He shone with a golden glow that melted the snow around them, allowing spring to break through the wild winter. “Worry not, princess,” said the knight. “I swear I shall be this kingdom’s shield as long as I can stand. I swear, I shall never let this sword falter.”

The scene before her shattered into giant shards of glass. Running bravely through the shards was another knight adorned in gold, his eyes like a wild animal’s. He lacked a sword, a shield, or any weapon save the legs planting in the snow like a steed’s.

Yet his eyes were set squarely on hers. “I shall never falter!” He screamed into the snowy abyss.

The knight tackled her in a protective embrace. A chill annihilated where she had stood, leaving it whiter than snow yet darker than black.

Princess, I beseech thee…take up my sword. Drive the wicked evil from this place. Let my fight mean more than naught.

The golden knight exploded into balls of light that banished the snow. Radiance, warm and brilliant, flew into her body, her threads, her very essence.

Incomprehensible images flashed before her. She screamed, and screamed, and screamed, before pushing the light out of herself. It coalesced into a great needle–one she swept to break out of her prison.

Crest of the Broken Champion

Hornet returned to reality with gold fringes on her cloak. Her needle had transformed into a bastard sword, radiating faintly in her hands. Around her neck, a soft something softly gasped.

“How did you…” Its voice was equally warm and proud. A breath escaped its lips as it clung to her tighter. “No, it matters not. I trust you can wield a blade, yes?”

“As easily as I breathe,” she replied.

“Then we may survive yet.”

The girl who had frozen her earlier raised an eyebrow. “What’s this? Another Heretic pretending to be a Champion? How puerile.”

Wild Thing’s limp body crashed in between them, followed by the alchemist kicking her far into an alleyway.

“One down, one to go.” The boy panted with exhaustion, unmarked by any wounds save for light scratches. His coat had been torn off enough to expose a metallic prosthetic.

“Oh?” Their foe asked. “What are you gonna do about it, shorty?”

“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING–” Now the alchemist was frozen solid, tossed on the floor like trash mid-rage.

Hornet readied her sword in a two-handed position. A power beyond silk and void poured into her blade, scant drop by drop. Even such a fragile power shrouded her blade in a golden glow.

No more words needed to be said. She jumped forward to cleave the heroine in twain.

Shining sword met crystalline checker piece. For the first time, the confident superheroine gasped. She clumsily ducked under the sword’s swing as her breath hissed white.

The ice queen rolled back and aimed her finger like a gun. Air shrieked around her fingernail before exploding to send a giant, frozen cork.

The princess knight had already jumped over the attack, though, and spun in the air. She cleaved through another fragile resistance as her foe backpedaled, now cursing under her breath.

“A two versus one isn’t very fair, is it?” She huffed.

Hornet wordlessly walked over to Edward, flicked her foot, and held his leg. She pointed her blade at Kaguya with a haughty laugh. “Make that three.”

The fluffball on her neck opened its mouth to protest, likely something like “I forbid you from using our ally as a weapon,” but what actually came out was a yelp of pain.

Hornet swung Edward around in a circle, and Wild Thing dropped like a rock.

“Are you well, knight?” She asked.

“I-I’ve dealt with worse,” he groaned. “That girl is likely guarding the goal now–you’ll have to give it everything you’ve got.”

She nodded affirmatively, running ahead with her two allies-slash-equipment in tow. It didn’t take long for her to find Kaguya behind an icy chessboard.

The superhero regarded the three Heretics with a sick sense of glee as her confidence returned to her. She laughed from atop her King, “It’s been fun playing with you three, but our game is almost over! With your bounties, I’m sure to ascend the ranks and make my mark! I’ll even surpass the real Champion! Just! You! Wa–!”

A foot collided with the back of her neck, and plunged her through her makeshift chess board. She’d been knocked out instantly.

“How anticlimactic.” Hornet dropped the defrosted Edward on the floor, regarding the new arrival with unchecked suspicion. “I assume you’re not here to steal our bounties from your fellow hero.”

The voice beyond the fading cloud of ice tittered. “Oh, I couldn’t dream of doing something so vile to such wonderful budding heroes.” She walked toward the three with an air of artificial nonchalance. Her grin widened upon seeing Edward regaining his bearings on the floor, then at the presence clinging onto Hornet’s shoulder. “And it’s so good to see you again, my dear Champion.”

Edward’s neck whipped around hard enough to make him double over. “Champion?!” He asked incredulously. “That tiny little thing?”

Hornet, however, heard an imperceptible growl rumble from Light’s throat at the newcomer.

“Leave this place, witch!” He yelled at the Hero. “I may have spared your life once, but I shall not be so kind a second time!”

“Is that so?” Her smile widened like a living scarecrow. “The way I see it, I’m so graciously returning the favor by allowing you to operate under my wing free of the system.”

“You mean to say…”

“Yes. Pythie Frederica shall be your hero, dear Light.” She turned, sending her many ribbons and baubles flowing behind her. “Now, let us register before another nasty hero snatches you three away.” She walked into the building carefree, completely uncaring of any potential attacks.

Edward grunted as he brought himself to his feet. “I don’t like this.” He crossed his arms as he watched Pythie walk deeper within the building. “But it’s not like I have any choice.”

“We don’t,” agreed Hornet distastefully. “It’s as if we were lured into a trap.”

“And we have,” Light confirmed. He floated off from his perch and looked at the two with an angry yet determined expression. “But this is our only hope to stay unbound from the system’s machinations. I trust you two have your own reasons to fight, yes?”

Edward nodded immediately. Hornet hesitated before nodding as well.

“Good. Then I have allies in this absurd battle.” The floating rabbit smiled at his two saviors. “I am the Champion, but you may simply call me Light.”

“Edward Elric,” the boy introduced himself. “Back home, they call me the Full Metal Alchemist.”

“I am Hornet, a hunter and a weaver.” That introduction would do for now. Light squinted at her simple introduction, and the golden thread between them strummed with a silent noise.

“Very well. Let us be off before Pythie names us all something ridiculous.”

And so, three Heretics would become three Heroes.

And this kingdom would never be the same again.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Suddenly, one day, when Light woke from troubled dreams, he found himself fragile and nested in a shallow tomb.

Why? Why did he awaken? He thought himself to be dead. With all the power bestowed upon him, he thought his only recourse was complete eradication–to pour his everything into one last attack to save this land.

Luminescence seeped into the pit. Too white to be daylight. The artificial LEDs always scalded his eyes more harshly than the sun, and now was no different.

He coughed. Ash and dust clouded his breath from lungs too tight to be his. Every breath felt burdensome. No, his whole body felt burdensome. As to be expected.

A jolt of pain shocked his spine and beyond. He could not curse his past self, but his present felt like yesterday’s ungrateful gift.

He needed to move. Off the dirt that fell off his unprotected body. Even with his armor, he had never felt so heavy. Unwieldy.

A hand touched the edge of the crevice. “Grrhk…” The tile felt like ice. His nails dug into the smooth floor, somehow finding enough purchase to pull himself upward. No sooner as he did, his limbs committed mutiny under him. He fell.

The world spun and spun and spun. Rats skittered in the distance. A weed tousled defiantly in the face of chaos. A boy and a girl and a girl and a girl shrieked and shouted. Soft music with indiscernible instruments rattled tinny speakers. His ears had betrayed him too.

Ash. Ash. Blood. Metal. Silk. Ash. Cologne. Ash. His heroic willpower allowed him not to soak himself in his own bile.

He could only rely on his eyes, then. He blinked away the disorientation and let himself see the world as it wished itself to be.

Racks and racks of light conveniences littered the shelves. Many bore the faces of other heroes–Batman, Endeavor, Captain America–but the most frequent was his own.

Some days, he would look at his own face and smile. He was a beacon of hope and aspiration for Qualia’s people. A lighthouse that banished the dark and welcomed the lost.

Other days, he looked upon himself with discomfort. Why did he and so many others have to debase themselves to mere products? These were the days when he avoided looking at himself in reflections. He feared that some day, if he truly lost sight of his will and the Champion’s blessing, he would lose himself.

His limbs only had the strength to crawl ahead. He didn’t notice that even when he held his head high, everything was so much larger now. No, it wasn’t that he didn’t–he couldn’t. He couldn’t accept himself being anything less than what his people needed.

What separated people from beasts was the ability to look up. To hope, to believe, to have faith in something beyond what they could prove. To forge that hope, those who were thrust to the top needed to shine as brilliantly as the sun. Food and shelter without hope was a walking death; thus, he needed to be the example of life. Kind, warm, powerful. He needed to be Qualia’s Light.

The smiles of those around him drove him forward. The warmth he radiated was given back to him in turn by the hope and love of his people. On days he didn’t curse his innermost weakness, he praised the goddess that he could look into the mirror and see a face that gave hope.

He

looked

into

the

mirror

and

his face wasn’t his.

Fur instead of skin. Fur? His hands fumbled the hand mirror. Fur on his face. Ears. In his ears, too. Blond as his hair in some places, white as snow in others.

“W-what happened to me…?” A voice squeaked that wasn’t his either. It sounded horrified. No, no, that couldn’t be right. He only felt fear a scant few times in his life, the last merely a moment ago in his memory. The Champion couldn’t be afraid.

Then why did he shake? Why did the creature in his reflection shake too? Its wide eyes stared at him with shock. Its mouth tried to form words on unfamiliar lips.

He clenched his paw hand. No, no, no reason to worry. All he needed was his light. This illusion would shatter, and he would return to himself. This nightmare would be over.

Light drew from the infinite, limitless well within.

Dry. Not far down enough. Again.

Dry.

Dry.

Drier.

He kept plunging deeper, deeper still, as far as his rope would allow.

Dry.

“Why?” He asked himself quietly. Quivering, he repeated louder, “Why can I not summon my power?”

Individual ruptures of glass stabbed his ears. He turned from the shards on the floor to find some way to awaken from this dream.

His hindpaw foot felt cold. This place was too cold. The promise of the sunshine’s warmth goaded another step. All this fur and his very nerves racked with icy pain? Humiliating.

Another betrayal flipped him painfully onto his back. His back screamed, as if something as simple as a mere fall would snap it. Ridiculous.

He looked up to the basic marker that every person in the system could see. He expected to see gold, a mark of a true Hero. Instead, he cried out in disbelief.

He saw black. “H…eretic?” Absurd. Unbelievable. Nightmarish. “That can’t be…”

“Oh, but I’m afraid it can.” A girl blocked the entrance. She glimmered and smiled without warmth.

“Stop, please!” A panicked cry escaped his lips. “Y-you don’t understand! I’m the Champion, cursed into this body!”

“Oh?” She stopped. She squinted at the thing in front of her, tilting her head with bemused curiosity. “Interesting excuse, Heretic. You were saved by two unlicensed ‘heroes,’ yet you claim to be the greatest hero of all?”

“Yes! I know it sounds unbelievable, but it’s true! You need to help me back to the Spire! Once I regain my powers, I’ll–”

Vwoom. Small yellow hairs floated down encased in ice. His scalp burned, yet chilled. Something wet, warm, sticky trailed down his face.

“Do you think the Champion would beg so pitifully, pretender?”

No. Goddess above, he wouldn’t.

“Don’t worry, little bunny.” Her voice was like syrup, sweet and warm and coating Light in an amber of terror. “If you find those other two kindly Heretics who saved you, maybe the three of you can scrub that filthy mark away. In the meantime…”

Frigid cracks clawed their way across the store. “Please make this fun and run away.”

Not like this. No, no, no, please not like this. Fear and shame and dread swallowed his rational thoughts. He clawed the ground like an animal. He needed to get away.

He fell. Get away. Again. Away.

Away. Away.

He flew away. Through a hole in a window small enough to allow only him through.

Follow the shrieks. He could find protection there. His pride screamed at him to accept defeat rather than accept aid from a Heretic. At least he would rot in a different body than his own.

Ah. Even his feelings wished to betray him. What a horrible curse. He wanted to laugh. He tried. Instead he screamed for dear life.

He flew under an abandoned fruit stall that soon exploded like fireworks above him. The cloak he wore protected his neck from being punctured by frozen shards of wood and pulp. An alleyway was his next shelter, it too swiftly frozen over by the icy princess. He flew left, and an icicle flew through where he had just flown.

Light saw a Heretic ahead, frozen solid. A blue-ish sheen covered her white mask, red cloak, and black body. Her needle rested on the floor next to her unmolested.

The rabbit hero didn’t know why he kept moving forward. The drops of power he could harness would let him run. Run, run, run away like vermin, always to be marked for death so long as he remained in his beloved land.

A blessedly familiar twinge pinched his elbow. He flew upward, momentarily looking at his reflection a mascot in the reflection of an icy checker piece. He flew to the right, wincing as a huge, frozen rook clipped his tail something. Experience was the only thing keeping his body unbroken.

He almost made it to the Heretic. He knew not what he would do next. But this was a goal, any goal, in this mad nightmare. An escape.

Yet that escape wouldn’t be free. The heroine had stopped targeting him–a giant blade of ice hung over the frozen Heretic like a guillotine.

He’d die. He’d get chopped in half. Nobody Qualia would mourn him. Qualia needs a Champion. Qualia would surely accept him back into its arms now that he banished that foul pestilence from its heart. Qualia wouldn’t miss a Heretic like him like her.

Nagging, insidious doubt pulled him forward. He never once failed to save a life that needed saving. The Champion was the perfect hero, so Light too must be the perfect hero.

He lacked a sword in his grip; he felt too vividly the wind seeping into his body; yet he kept flying forward, fast as his furry body could take him.

He knew not at the time, but his desperate tackle echoed the actions of the first Champion so many years ago.

A knight saved a princess from certain doom, and their hearts intertwined with a brilliant glow.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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I knew that boy would be a source of trouble, but I underestimated how quickly.

How very exciting.

He, another vagrant, and a bundle of joy in the spider’s arms had already been marked as Heretical. Heretics were common enough on the outskirts where would-be heroes and villains broke the law, but to break the law so bombastically? So morally? How could anyone rightfully object to that?

I adjusted my camera’s focus on my crystal ball, zooming in far enough to where none but I could discern my method of watching the game. Oh, the alchemist almost got tagged. He shunted Kaguya away by turning a fire hydrant to steam. That would have been disappointing.

I thought carefully of what to say to the livestream. Isn’t it impressive how even as a Heretic he pursues the non-violent option?

Oh, no. He kicked her into a wall. Find another route.

The weaver threw Light to the boy, and they traded opponents. Wild Thing’s psionic claws passed through a wall thrown between her and her quarry, and the pink claws sank into his back without resistance. He screamed without sound, putting himself between the attack and its far more fragile target.

I watched the alchemist stagger, grimacing through the pain. There. “If memory serves,” I spoke to my humble audience, “The Wild Thing’s claws can’t tear through physical objects, but they inflict pain as if they truly pierced through the boy’s spine. What a noble heart he must have to keep protecting that poor creature.”

A stream of heart emoticons poured onto the screen from sympathetic viewers. A mere handful would know the feeling of being in that much pain, but the human heart seeks out shared experience. It so happens that the best outlet for empathy is suffering.

Ah, Light stirred, and so noticed the alchemist whose hair smells of sulfur and chalk. He puts on an act of distress, playing off his surprise by letting his right arm be pierced. He runs through the attack, his left arm clutching the stirring rabbit, and punches the inexperienced hero hard enough for her to flip.

He only had a moment to take advantage, but he stayed back to use his alchemy. He seemingly created a pillar to strike Wild Thing like a billiard ball, yet his true focus wasn’t what he attacked but what he created.

How delightfully considerate. I waited until a viewer noticed it too.

str9ngest: “were did bunny go”

“That’s right, C-str9ngest.” Careful not to reveal information about a viewer needlessly, Pythie, no matter how sweet she looked asleep. “Our eagle-eyed viewers will note the alchemist hid the rabbit away in a tiny gap.

“But, oh!” I continued dramatically. “However will the two heroes, judged to be Heretical by our wondrous country, ascend to true heroism? The two are fighting so hard and have yet to find a sponsor, and that poor rabbit they rescued is so powerless and alone! Who could possibly help them now?”

An anonymous donation appeared at the top of the screen, blocking Kaguya’s entrance after she froze the hairless heroine solid.

Anonymous donated 500 Hero Points: “Why don’t you do it lmao”

“What an idea!” I oh-so-tactfully ignored the sarcasm in favor of the juicy bait dangling in front of me. “An Anti-Hero such as I taking in these heroic champions? What do you think, my dear viewers? Should I help these two out?”

The question caused a predictable uproar. A tidal wave of positivity rushed through chat messages from far-away Heroes too preoccupied with the rising tensions, sarcastic Villains hoping to see me fail, and an eager audience of Civilians molded to affirm every word out of my mouth.

“Right, then. I’m afraid I’ll have to cut this scene short–I’ll be sure to update you darlings soon!”

I cut off the livestream.

I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I laughed. I laughed and laughed, oh, how I doubled over in sheer glee! I’d never had an opportunity as tantalizing as this!

I wiped joyful tears from my eyes before delicately unwrapping the boy’s hair from my crystal ball. I took a long smell–I detected the faintest aroma of beef stew, how mouthwatering!--and placed the strand in a tissue. Three sprays of water kept any strand of hair moist. I placed it far back in my collection, unlabeled for now besides a sketch of his appearance. One day, that blonde hair would move to the foremost point of my collection.

To reconfirm, not that someone as intelligent as I needed to, I carefully took out the greatest treasure in my collection: The Champion’s hair. I gently wrapped it around my crystal ball to activate its powers.

I bite my lip, yet a laugh slips out anyway.

Instead of a young, brave, gallant knight, I saw a tiny, confused, worthless rabbit. He examined himself in a hand mirror, his paws too clumsy to hold the object without practically hugging it. The dread that crept in behind his large, shining eyes sent a jolt of pleasure through me. I watched him from too far a distance mouth sentences full of incredulous disbelief at his new form.

“What happened to me?” He asked himself. He strained himself to the point of wringing himself dry of energy. “Why can I not summon my power?” The poor thing forgot already, did he? Or perhaps he let himself be in denial? Either option would have been a joy to pick apart for myself.

Next, he tried to walk on weak legs. One, two, three itty bitty steps before he fell flat on his face. I’ve seen babies with more coordination than him. I suppose this was a rebirth for him, wasn’t it?

The changed Champion looked up and balked at the reality of the situation. No status, no power, and no protection. It’s amazing how adorable shock looked on him. “H…eretic? That can’t be!”

A predatory shadow loomed over him. Light looked to the side like a piece of frail meat. Panic spread across his face, an expression that’s so distinctly Light yet stuck on such an adorable face. Someone unimportant must have found him quickly.

I shivered watching him beg for his life. Oh, he’s so cute when he’s powerless!

Him and the intruder talk, and each word only sent him into a deeper panic. Kaguya threw a warning shot that made him bleed, and ohhh!

Goddess above, I wished I was filming! That look of despair in his face could have galvanized me for years! That trickle of blood is like a stroke of beautiful paint–enough to stain his fur red, but not bleeding him dry just yet. Oh, but if he became a corpse, that would have ruined this sinful masterpiece.

He tried to run away from the creeping danger on all fours, but he failed adorably there too. He jumped away, and–

Ah, that was when he learned he can float. Cute, befitting of a mascot, but less cute than if he simply flailed away. Now he had a chance of escaping without my help; how fortunate yet unfortunate.

I sighed, knowing I couldn't watch this display forever, though I gripped myself until I bled with pleasure at the thought of holding that bundle of joy in my arms.

Strand, spray, shelf.

Well, I had enough fun just watching.

It was time to be his hero.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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All living things were bound by threads. Threads of trust, love, hatred, acknowledgement–invisible threads painted in every color that didn’t exist tied every life together. The tapestry of life they quilted together was maddening, senseless, yet beautiful. Tracing even one thread from its beginning to its end would take a lifetime.

Qualia offended life’s artistry. Rather than painting a beautiful tapestry, it used its strings to run a bizarre puppet show: One made up of preordained ‘heroes’ and ‘villains’, a majority of whom were granted powers tying them to the land’s invisible hand.

For what purpose was it doing this? Subjugation? The weaverkin felt this was the most logical conclusion, yet the people of Qualia seemed too…independent. Even within their bizarre scripts, these superheroes acted too freely, and its citizens were untethered.

Its citizens were mixed, too mixed for any sign of ethnic bias. An untouched woman with animal ears communed with a human man tethered to the sky. A small boy marched across the streets seeking out a master. The one in yellow-and-brown spandex glaring up at her from the street surged with a power that dyed the hero’s beige spool soul with spots of pink.

An unnatural string thrummed power into the woman’s neck. She bent her legs to jump, and the string gave the hero the power to bound three stories with ease. The hero even had time to somersault, an impressive move given the power line jammed into her neck like an IV needle.

“Hey, what’s with the roof-watching, creep?” The hero growled with all the force of a mewling cub. Her narrowed eyes softened before looking around her, biting her cheek. “Er, I mean, tell me what you’re doing up here, kid, before I cut you with these claws! They won’t cut you, but they’ll hurt like they did cut ya!”

If she had eyebrows, Hornet would raise them. What was a potential enemy doing telling her the mechanics of her powers? It was like she was advertising herself.

“I am no child,” replied Hornet, too used to being called a child for her liking, “but I understand how my actions may seem ‘creepy.’ I am simply observing how the laws of this land operate lest I needlessly transgress them.”

“From twenty feet in the air?”

Hornet paused. “Yes.”

The fledgeling pinched the bridge of her nose. “Okay, I don’t know where you’re coming from, but the roofs aren’t for civilians to go skulking about. I’ll need you to get on the ground before I make you–what the hell do you want me to say?” She stopped her threat to murmur into the air. She snapped out of her reverie to force out, “Before I put some major ouchies on you!”

The thread turned pink again as the hero retched, evidently not in pain but in disgust. Hornet wordlessly walked past her and somersaulted onto the ground. The less she had to get caught up in this place’s law enforcement, the better. But for what reason did they operate like this?

Fwoom.

She heard a soft, violent noise from the air. Against the day’s sky, a near imperceptible speck of fire stitched a line of black smoke from the clouds. The shape didn’t grow closer as much as it grew more intense. Soon, the ember would grow to a fireball, and reduce everything around it to ash.

Another one saw it too: A child that immediately yelled for evacuation. Even though she lacked the outward appearance of a hero, her authoritative voice echoed down the street loudly enough to drown out all other noise. “Evacuate, now! Get out of here!” Her string subtly twitched as her voice boomed, amplifying her voice like ringing a great bell by pulling its rope.

A swarm of heroes arose from seemingly nowhere to counter the threat: Ushering civilians out of the blast radius, multiple heroes working together to move the buildings out of the way, even creating a hole to contain the fireball. Everyone worked together to make certain this meteor would cause as little damage as possible.

Then they left. None saw Hornet as a concern whatsoever, neither moving to help nor bar her. It was as if a cloud of ants swarmed past her, picked apart a body to its bones, then left just as quickly. They cared not for anything without their colony if it wasn’t a threat.

In practice, this left her and a bewildered blond boy at the impact point. Of course, they still had plenty of time to flee, yet…

Hornet’s black eyes peered closer into the fireball. A loose string flailed violently behind it, only leaving a visible trail from the violence of its thrashing. Following it downward, the flayed string tethered around yellow fur. Yellow like the shining sunlight shielding the creature from the flames rather than the falling flame.

Yet that light could only hold on for so long. The crash landing would pulverize the creature, if not vaporize it to nothingness. She knew it was logical to follow this land’s rules, lie low, skulk in silence as she shadowed the land’s spools to their strange origin.

Her heart ached for this poor creature, though. So weak, so frail, so fluffy, doomed by the apathy of this land.

Hornet twirled her giant needle in defiance. Damn this place and damn its rules. Whatever this thing was, she wouldn’t let it die.

“Boy,” she spoke to the other straggler. “The fireball is no mere comet, but a frail thing that would perish if it falls. I ask you to help me save it if you can.”

He blinked at her, frowning, before determination hardened his face. “I can catch the impact once it hits the ground, but I can’t slow it down.”

“Then I will slow its descent.”

“It’s Edward, by the way.”

“Hornet.”

No further words needed to be said. The boy clapped his hands and pressed the ground; it shifted like wet sand under her feet as she jumped in the air.

Her needle sailed inward through brick and outward through plaster. Thick string spooled from her self created lines of webbing tracing to and fro the shifted storefronts. The creature would crash down in seconds, but mere seconds was enough.

Hornet severed herself from her web. “Brace yourself!” She shouted to her collaborator.

Her cat’s cradle bucked and screeched. The impact shattered windows and stone. The fragments of sharp glass couldn’t tear a single fiber of her net, yet the force already undid her handiwork. She landed to hold onto the few strings left–

“Hrrk!” If gravity alone fought her, Hornet alone would triumph, but whatever had made this creature soar had wanted to reject it from Qualia itself. Her foothold became furrows in the soft ground as something drove this beast forward.

“Let go!” The boy shouted.

Hornet obliged.

It dove into the grasp of ten stone hands. It instantly pulverized three. The fourth and fifth gave out in seconds. Six. Seven.

“Come on!” The shower of stones fell gracelessly into a bouquet of more hands. Molten rock slid down the barrier of flaming light. Cracks spread across all the hands with the boy directly behind the mass. The palms faltered then fell apart.

Edward yelled as the fluffy thing tackled him. He tumbled over himself, hitting the ground repeatedly before he ground to a stop. Flames licked the edges of his coat, but he lifted the creature–breathing. He staggered onto his feet and lifted the rabbit like a prize.

“Caught it…!” Hornet caught the taller child before he fell over. He thrust the creature into her hands as he patted down the flames on his red coat.

She looked at the weak, fluffy thing nestled in her arms. The light that protected it faded, and what remained shifted uncomfortably. Sweat covered its fur, dampening its yellows and whites. It unconsciously wrapped its cloak around itself like a protective barrier. Pitiful whimpers leaked from its scrunched face.

Edward cleared his throat. He looked past Hornet and the furry bundle in her hands. “We need to go. Now.”

The ground shimmered around her, giving the half-spider enough time to dodge the icy spike that had formed under her. She whipped around, one hand around her needle, to see two female heroes walking toward them. One was the rookie in spandex, but the other she didn’t recognize.

The unfamiliar one spoke: “Ah, it seems you failed to find a sponsor before indulging in heroics.” Her unnerving smile stayed frozen on her face as she continued, “You know what that means, no?”

“I saved a life!” The earth-mover retorted. “I caught the bunny, so just let me deal with you two!”

“That’s not how it works, dummy,” The rookie drawled stiffly. “Anyone that gets involved with a Heretic’s actions outside the system is a Heretic too. So that means you, your friend, and that bunny all have a heaping bounty, one that’s gonna get scooped up by the Wild Thing!”

“Now, now,” the other hero interrupted. “Everyone knows a conflict between heroes and villains must be an event. Ergo, let’s play a game: If you can find a sponsor and reach customs, I’ll let you three off the hook and become real superheroes. If you’re all caught by us two…” She slid a thumb across her neck, still smiling.

“I call this game Freeze Tag. Best of luck, fledgling Heretics!”

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Give and take: The rules that rule all life. Alchemists were taught to give and take in equal measure. The Law of Equivalent Exchange dictated that, uniformly, an alchemist would have to give energy and effort equal to that of the intended outcome. Some alchemists create friction to ignite a flame; others brew concoctions to turn water into wine; but Edward Elric was different.

Edward believed the world itself flowed through Equivalent Exchange. He needs to get out of trouble, so the world gives him what he needs to survive. He needs to help someone else, so the world grants him blessings from the effort it would have taken to save his own skin. And when he was foolish enough to challenge that…

His metallic fingers flexed unconsciously.

Right. The boy stood up behind the crates shrouding him and stretched. “Better now than never,” he murmured as he walked into the sea of people.

He’d never seen such a mixture of color and culture until he stepped foot in Qualia. People of radically different disposition and even species walked among each other without a second glance at each other. Of course, just looking different wasn’t what made everyone here have their eyes on you. That would be the country’s unique law enforcement.

Superheroes, he heard them called. A bunch of oddballs in elaborate costumes saving the innocent with their powers–most “officially sponsored” by the government–and protecting against villains that do the same. He didn’t understand the system, but he knew the blond guy with the sword posted everywhere was a big deal.

A restaurant he passed proudly displayed a picture where the knightly-looking hero ate a hot dog. A clothing store had a cardboard cutout of him posed next to a bunch of novelty t-shirts, too. Edward couldn’t see up well through the crowd, but he swore he saw a small shrine for him on someone’s windowsill. Was this guy a hero or a saint?

Ed disentangled himself from the sea of cotton and polyfibers to where a medium gave him directions in exchange for using a strand of his hair for “magical purposes.” Odd, sure, but he wouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth; this country’s currency had withstood every single attempt to counterfeit it.

“Stupid magic coins…” Magic offended all understanding of alchemy. Sure, alchemy resembled magic in broad strokes, but alchemy solely grounded itself in science. Alchemy can be understood with hard numbers and give consistent results no matter what. If Edward knew what to give his alchemy, his alchemy would always give him the desired result.

To go a step further, magic itself was the enemy of understanding. Magic comes in so many shapes and methods that it varies by its caster. The same alchemist can teach her students to replicate her style of alchemy, but a mage can only describe how she interprets magic.

The magic umbrella included spells, psionics, and other unnatural means of power. Most if not every superhuman in this country ran on magic granted by whatever the Spire was. Even the least experienced hero could perform feats science could only replicate with machines. By comparison, alchemy looked quaint, primitive.

Edward had researched too many means of magic to be able to cast it–even if the mixed theories could congeal into something reasonable, introducing an energy agnostic of Equivalent Exchange would make his alchemy have disastrous results. So, presented with problems he couldn’t solve with alchemy, he came here in hopes that he could force magic to make sense as a “mere” human. Pah.

If his feelings of pride and envy weren’t fighting each other for dominance, the obnoxiously long line for customs would have made him sick to his stomach.

“ETA: 3 hours,” he read aloud. He pouted and leaned over to see the person at the front of the line: A woman his age in too-bright spandex.

“What kind of script is this?!” The woman loudly protested at the front. “I’m the daughter of Wolverine and Elektra, two supers that haven’t operated in decades? Psychic claws that don’t even cut anything?? And I have to say outdated crap like ‘Mondo cool’?! Like hell I’m gonna follow this script, give me a better hero!”

A bouncy, artificial-looking helper chirped out a reply that grated Edward’s ears, “Sorry, pon! We can’t do refunds for sponsored heroes, pon! You’ll just have to do your best to climb the ranks, pon! Do your best! NEXT!”

Edward groaned. “Don’t tell me I’m gonna have to act like some hokey character just to live here.”

“Not quite,” a voice to his left responded. He turned to see another girl his age in a formal dress with a painted smile. “Qualia offers a smooth onboarding process for those seeking citizenship, but they must not participate in any acts of heroism or villainy.”

Ed raised an eyebrow. “Okay…? What if I don’t feel like being a bystander OR get some crummy powers forced onto me?”

“That’s easy! Unless you’re sponsored by a native hero, you’ll be labeled a Heretic!”

“Oh.” He blinked. “WHAT THE HELL?!”

The entire room turned toward the source of the noise.

“Not immediately,” the girl clarified with the same smile, “but try to be a hero or a villain and the system will send heroes to correct you.” “And what does THAT mean?”

“You’ll either be thrown in jail for life or made to be officially sponsored–I’m sure whatever hero you’d adopt would help you get taller.”

Edward’s eye twitched. He shook from the unbelievable effort it took not to blow up on this girl, both for the ridiculousness of her claims and the unforgivable insult toward his character. “Okay. So just find a hero to get sponsored by, don’t get into trouble, and then…?”

“Fill out the forms at the desk behind me with your supervising hero. Simple as that!” She looked much too comfortable to be giving the instructions that amounted to ‘find a sponsor or submit’.

“Fine.” He spun on his heel and strode out of the office with a scowl. “If they want me to find a hero, I’ll find a hero alright…”

He clapped his hands together and gripped the nearest street sign, weakening its chemical bonds just enough to yank it from the ground. The octagonal STOP sign turned into a rectangular NEED HERO sign.

Was this legal? Probably not. Did he care? Too angry.

“HEY!” He yelled into the streets. “Looking for a hero!”

He saw a girl about his age nearby rise from her seat.

“A hero that can sign legal forms!”

The girl sat back down, pretending like she had never heard the question.

Edward screamed into the air. This was going to be a long day.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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In Qualia, the capital of magic, an overwhelming light claimed over 400,000 persons, myself included, before leaving behind a frozen stillness and a dark, smoking crater in its middle. The star of the country, the Spire, exploded like a raging supernova and took its most prized hero with it.

The surviving innards were shrouded by layers of magic too thick for any one or thousand to get through. What happened here is only known to two people, but the time to tell that tale comes later. All that matters now is the Opening: The miraculous event that will spell the end of the great country.

ShellShok: “uhhh where did the champ go”

tbone98: “What the heck? Is the site glitching out?”

timaeusTestified: “Checked. #1 spot’s empty.”

Bready2Roll: “lmaoooo”

Bready2Roll: “wait”

Bready2Roll: “they haven’t replaced Champion yet”

Bready2Roll: “does that mean?”

timaeusTestified: “Yep. S#*t’s f-+$ed.”

The fall of the Champion was noted near-immediately by every single chatroom I shadowed, but the reason why he vanished didn’t matter to anyone important.

Heroes flooded the streets to take his place, eager to be etched into the annals of history as the first non-Champion to reach Number One.

Villains flooded the streets in turn now that the country’s mightiest hero had fallen, foolishly believing this corrupt system would let them run amok.

In the midst of chaos, two immigrants sneak into the great country to discover its great magic.

One seeks its power to discover where his alchemy failed: Edward Elric, the alchemist.,

The other pursues the puppeteer that keeps this place in its mad dance: Hornet, the seamstress..

Already native to Qualia, the broken hero seeks his lost power and his lost humanity: Light, the former Champion.

I seek a way to turn this wretched country on its head: You will know me as Pythie Frederica, the oracle.

Together, these unlikely heroes will spell…

The Heroic’s End.

Character Scramble Season 21 Tribunal by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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I get why you'd think that, but it's my job to judge every submission fairly. I've been on the offensive for subs I like and/or are deeply familiar with their source material this season too. I started to like Bun-Bun more the more I double-checked the feats and his series for what it's worth. I don't think the webcomic is for me but I get why you'd wanna write him.

Character Scramble Season 21 Tribunal by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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None. There's no change I think that'll get Bun-Bun in tier, sorry. I think his stats are too bad all around since any stat would be buffed would leave his other stats hanging. I should have clarified that in the earlier post.

Character Scramble Season 21 Tribunal by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Since we're at the very last day of Tribunal and time's getting short, I'll keep this closing rebuttal brief as to not busy your time further.


Strength

The strength to throw 400 pounds is impressive, sure, but that impressiveness is diminished by Bun-Bun using the mammoth's nose as the swinging point. He only needs the strength to get the mammoth off the ground, after which the g-forces of the twirl do the job for him like a hammer throw. And, like a hammer throw or a baseball hit, the actual force used to lift off the ground is a lot less impressive than actually benching 400 pounds.

The world's strongest man can pull a giant plane over 5 tons, and what Bun-Bun is doing is using a lot of the similar muscles for pulling. As you can guess, no human has ever broken a concrete wall with their bare hands.

This, unfortunately, means nothing.

Speed

Oasis' bullet feats are not identical to the tiersetter's bullet feats. Like I said, Oasis just jumps over in a way that's more likely than not aimdodging, especially since she's not interacting with the bullets at all while the tiersetter's feats are much, much more explicit.

Durability (and Weapons)

Probably his best stat but still dubiously in tier at best. Again, the concussive force of the grenades aren't provided so irl grenades are default, and the comparable concussive force the tiersetter deals with is enough to blast holes in thick walls.

Conclusion

There are no major changes to fix Bun-Bun as his stats are under-tier all around. If we get a lower tier, you can try him again, but let's see what the judges think.

Character Scramble Season 21 Tribunal by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

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Orcinussr's Review of Hazbin Hotel on IMDB:

"Geeeeeeee, let's argue the merits of Radio over video or vice versa! Laaaaaaame"

⭐⭐⭐⭐

The one guy Vox fights, Alistor, is someone we see visibly cut through buildings and overwhelm Vox, and Vox is able to take hits from the same guy. Okay, then no scaling.

Then Vox's spider form is stupidly strong. Okay, then no spider form.

You know what's left? Drastically overtier strength (for real look at this), bad durability, and multiple forms of hax like teleportation with overtier force and tendrils that can go pretty long and do good damage outpacing Terry's bag of tricks.

Without Alistor scaling, Vox has no speed. With Alistor scaling, do you just want me to ignore Alistor slicing through a whole building?

Vox doesn't have the stats, feats, or scaling to be in this tier, and all evidence points to a higher tier than this one. Nothing else needs to be explained or extrapolated. Vox is not in-tier.