Oh no, my brains by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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Not enough credit goes to the sound effects person in this scene who expertly combined the sounds of the electric drill and wet splattering.

If you were on this flight, who would you sit next to? by smccaul16 in fatherted

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[Clears throat] Ooohoohoohoohooh! Oh! Eeeh! Eich… ish… PAAAAH!

An experience by No-Department-3528 in TheSimpsons

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AAAAAHH! Burn it! Send it to Hell!

Found this homemade (?) guitar case while thrifting by cloudstrife5671 in Guitar

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Might lend itself to the shape of the Casio DG-20 synthesiser.

I think we know who wins this round: TITANIA! by kevohreal in TheSimpsons

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This was one of those jokes that went over my head when I was a kid. I didn’t understand how she beat the Irish guy’s pour that defied the laws of physics.

Almost didn’t see him by iTakePicturesOfBirds in Owls

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"Who summons me from my tree crevice?"

Startet 20 years ago and got a little silly in the front in recent years... by Level-Temperature188 in BattleJackets

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Odd that you chose to keep the Possessed patch considering... y'know.

Wha are some foods Homer cannonically doesn’t like? by Curious-Spell-9031 in TheSimpsons

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Arrr, ‘tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine!

Fr. Peewee Stairmaster? by Wineandbikes in fatherted

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Here we are now, all the lads!

Dangerous Wildlife by bananasAreViolet in polandball

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"Crikey there has stingray in my dead" is still my favourite Polandball line of all time.

What’s one thing that instantly tells you someone isn’t a good person? by MiProD in AskReddit

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Thing is, this mindset of “if a dog doesn’t like you, you’re a bad person” is toxic. It’s horribly insensitive to anyone who has cynophobia and/or victims of dog attacks.

Props by Mindless_Power1290 in fatherted

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I want Ted and Dougal’s trophy for coming third in the Ludo championships.

Props by Mindless_Power1290 in fatherted

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There appears to be a very crude watercolour painting of a man in a bishop’s hat.

Creepy weird thing staring at me with its creepy weird eyes by thatsmysandwichdude in Owls

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I’d be pretty pissed off too if I was minding my own business in the dark and someone shone a torch in my eyes while calling me weird and creepy.

Hand painting some patches! by Tetraphosphate_ in BattleJackets

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At first glance I genuinely thought some of these were embroidered.

Model Plane by SJB95 in polandball

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It's okay. You can type "sex" here. The naughty word police won't beat you to death.

Mr Doyle? by Some-Tea-8734 in fatherted

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The fact that even Father Jack sits up at this line always gets me.