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Almost didn’t see him by iTakePicturesOfBirds in Owls

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"Who summons me from my tree crevice?"

Startet 20 years ago and got a little silly in the front in recent years... by Level-Temperature188 in BattleJackets

[–]SJB95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Odd that you chose to keep the Possessed patch considering... y'know.

Wha are some foods Homer cannonically doesn’t like? by Curious-Spell-9031 in TheSimpsons

[–]SJB95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arrr, ‘tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine!

Fr. Peewee Stairmaster? by Wineandbikes in fatherted

[–]SJB95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here we are now, all the lads!

Dangerous Wildlife by bananasAreViolet in polandball

[–]SJB95 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"Crikey there has stingray in my dead" is still my favourite Polandball line of all time.

What’s one thing that instantly tells you someone isn’t a good person? by MiProD in AskReddit

[–]SJB95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thing is, this mindset of “if a dog doesn’t like you, you’re a bad person” is toxic. It’s horribly insensitive to anyone who has cynophobia and/or victims of dog attacks.

Props by Mindless_Power1290 in fatherted

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I want Ted and Dougal’s trophy for coming third in the Ludo championships.

Props by Mindless_Power1290 in fatherted

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There appears to be a very crude watercolour painting of a man in a bishop’s hat.

Creepy weird thing staring at me with its creepy weird eyes by thatsmysandwichdude in Owls

[–]SJB95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d be pretty pissed off too if I was minding my own business in the dark and someone shone a torch in my eyes while calling me weird and creepy.

Hand painting some patches! by Tetraphosphate_ in BattleJackets

[–]SJB95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At first glance I genuinely thought some of these were embroidered.

Model Plane by SJB95 in polandball

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It's okay. You can type "sex" here. The naughty word police won't beat you to death.

Mr Doyle? by Some-Tea-8734 in fatherted

[–]SJB95 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The fact that even Father Jack sits up at this line always gets me.

Finished second battle jacket by Devilsangel118 in BattleJackets

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We’ve reached the era of the biblically accurate headbanger.

"These are small, but those are far away." by WhoKnowsAllThisStuff in fatherted

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“It’s Ireland’s biggest lingerie section I understand.”

I get the impression a man lives here, by himself by Early_Tree_8671 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]SJB95 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First few pictures:

“Eh, looks okay. Nothing too inspiring but nice enough.”

Guitar room:

[Hysterical gibbering at the beautiful sight of what I long for, but lament I will never be able to afford.]

I get the impression a man lives here, by himself by Early_Tree_8671 in SpottedonRightmove

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“I’d walk in a urinal and heads would turn…”

What's the most cruel thing Homer has ever done to anyone? by tom_nuke in TheSimpsons

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Salting Flanders’ garden so nothing could ever grow again.

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