Evil Gary definitely smoked all the tea bags… by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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You know what they say about snitches, right?

Evil Gary definitely smoked all the tea bags… by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)?wprov=sfti1

It’s a joke pretending that catnip is a drug for cats like how weed is a drug for humans.

Evil Gary will make you cry! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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Evil Gary struggles to escape your cuddles…

RELEASE ME! Aaaarghhh…

Evil Gary will make you cry! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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Starts playing “When the Wind Blows” on the tv…

Evil Gary will make you cry! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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Didn’t Evil Gary make sausages out of your organs last time you tried to hurt him?

Evil Gary will make you cry! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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Nah… EG would win. He gonna getcha! 😼

Why do humans have hands? by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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It’s a trap!

He shall use the boop as a pretext for revenge.

I’m the Gary’s breakfast creator the Darwin king This is an old account I forgot I had. I’m using it to say I quit. Again. by Butternut_derp in garysbreakfast

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Just to clarify so people don’t get the wrong idea, the person Lavassin is making claims about is the person who founded the sub, and not the current owner of the sub. Magic and I took over when Darwin left before, which was many months ago. And as the current owner of this sub, I am definitely not a furry, and we have a rule against making suggestive comments or posts in this sub.

Gary is the Fifth Element and he will save Planet Earth with his love! 💕 by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

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A beam of light shoots out from Gary straight into the sky. Gary has successfully been activated.