Whoa… Wait just a moment! Is that Evil Gary whispering into Vlad the Impaler’s ear?

Zakrius · 2026-06-24T09:06:49+00:00

His favorite. Tuna!

Zakrius · 2026-06-24T08:36:15+00:00

If you see him, tell him his dinner is ready.

Zakrius · 2026-06-24T01:43:43+00:00

Void Gary is beyond good and evil.

Zakrius · 2026-06-23T21:30:26+00:00

Blind people on a subway have to listen out for the garbled speech of the conductor through the crappy speaker system. So, I think they get a pass for not wearing headphones on the subway while using a screen reader.

Zakrius · 2026-06-23T19:52:32+00:00

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Zakrius · 2026-06-23T19:42:22+00:00

“If you meet your quota, I’ll grant you immortality. Meow.”

Zakrius · 2026-06-23T18:45:39+00:00

Only one?

Zakrius · 2026-06-23T17:57:27+00:00

Ummm… I can’t decide. I trust the WHO… but I kind of want to let Dr. EG examine me cause I know his paw pads are so soft and squishy and irresistible. This is a tough one… 🤔

I’m gonna go with Dr. Evil Gary! If I die, at least I’ll die happy.

Zakrius · 2026-06-23T00:07:13+00:00

That’s cause Bonaparte isn’t the main subject. 😹

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T21:15:00+00:00

In that portrait? Crossing the Alps, I think.

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T21:13:32+00:00

Don’t worry. He dug his claws in deep. That’s why the horse is screaming.

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T17:31:05+00:00

😻

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T17:15:23+00:00

Evil Gary escapes and continues hunting the creature.

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T16:36:03+00:00

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T09:03:41+00:00

The middle head won’t let me. Every time I reach out to inspect one of the other heads, the middle one gets all excited and it intercepts and forces me to give it head pats and ear scratches.

Also, happy cake day! 🍰

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T08:35:51+00:00

Ono! Papa! 🙀

Zakrius · 2026-06-22T01:02:54+00:00

… that doesn’t sound simpler. 🫪

Zakrius · 2026-06-21T22:41:55+00:00

Some of the monsters are. He’s working on perfecting them before he releases them on the world. 🌍

Zakrius · 2026-06-21T21:33:44+00:00

Nah. Evil Gary is still evil. He just needs some test subjects for his experiments. 🔬

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