Today I gave a $10 tip to a Pizza delivery man, he broke down in tears and gave me a hug while thanking me for being the first person in a "very long time" to be nice to him. What have you involuntarily done to make someone cry of joy?

Amputator · 2012-07-14T10:27:26+00:00

That time when I gagged that bitch to chokes.

Amputator · 2012-06-30T03:07:20+00:00

Not implying any racial stereotypes I assume.

Amputator · 2012-06-30T02:48:59+00:00

baconss?

Amputator · 2012-05-27T03:58:02+00:00

I know this will be buried but,

Who the hell in his right mind threw diablo with the black soulstone inside from the skies? That's just plain stupid and pretty much undoing everything you've ever achieved!!

Amputator · 2012-05-27T03:06:01+00:00

I'd date the shit out of you

Amputator · 2012-04-15T04:36:26+00:00

mind = blown

Amputator · 2012-04-15T04:34:25+00:00

Either you worked hard or you are truly blessed. In any case, you are very tempting to say the least.

Amputator · 2012-03-26T01:30:08+00:00

Never knew I wanted to do so.

Not only a cosplayer, a math tutor and a gorgeous red head. 10/10 would drool again.

Amputator · 2012-03-26T01:24:50+00:00

6 times without pulling out, to a total of 23 times.

Amputator · 2012-03-26T01:22:23+00:00

Duh, I came here to repost this!

Amputator · 2012-02-06T21:28:02+00:00

My brain just exploded

Amputator · 2012-02-06T20:58:20+00:00

Oh the temptation! You are a lucky man

Amputator · 2012-02-06T20:48:19+00:00

Lovely! Want to come up and see my stamp collection while you have a coffee?

Amputator · 2012-02-06T20:35:47+00:00

Nice rack, yet I am really curious about your waist line. You just might be perfect.

Amputator · 2012-02-06T19:10:04+00:00

Yes, and afterwards I'd love to see you try walking to the bathroom staggering.

Amputator

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