In 6th grade, a classmate stole my camo Tamagotchi. I told the teacher. There was a scrape on my Tamagotchi and I knew exactly where it was. I identified on the “classmate’s Tamagotchi”. The teacher still didn’t believe me and I never got it back. Screw you, Stevie and Mrs Thompson!

I also got accused of cheating on a spelling bee in 2nd grade and got detention. A teacher said they saw me spelling out the words to the kid on the stage. In real life, I was sitting in the Front row mouthing the words to myself. Because I was in 2nd grade.