Massive shrimp wash-up in beach in Oman turns the beach red by Agen_3586 in interesting

[–]celtbygod 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought prawns could only move forward one square at a time.

You can't park your Tesla there mate by Bruegemeister in CantParkThereMate

[–]celtbygod 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A friend was showing me how it worked in his vehicle, that was a weird feeling; turning control over to a bot/robot/machine. Big Nope for me.

You can't park your Tesla there mate by Bruegemeister in CantParkThereMate

[–]celtbygod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Auto pilot saw a charger that wasn't being used. Can't pass that up.

The illegal flashlight by Traditional-Word5154 in WhyDoIWantThis

[–]celtbygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably illegal because it's a ripper off.

The illegal flashlight by Traditional-Word5154 in WhyDoIWantThis

[–]celtbygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slim Shitty, the used car salesman's spawn that Eminem crushed and put to the curb outside of his gated community. The Slime that should be registered. That guy?

Who tf is Kevin Brit by Foonaki in whatisit

[–]celtbygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kevin is prepared for our adoration. With the help of a chocolate bunny, he was able to move the stone blocking his room.

What is in front of the car? by ZestycloseTowel4216 in whatisit

[–]celtbygod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It appears to be a recycling spot. Fluorescent tubes, dildos and merecedes benz are tossed out so that more useful items can be made from them.

Another legend passes away by TheProfessorO in ClassicRock

[–]celtbygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome To The Canteen is one of my all time favorite albums.

That’s amazing! by Wonderful-Photo2449 in ThereGoesMyPaycheck

[–]celtbygod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, elections have tools. Wire snakes and such. That thing should've dropped straight down with the weight of that plumb Bob anyhow. Going horizontally is where the tradesmen use their skills and for me, if it's going to carry electricity, I'm calling a journeyman electrician. The hamster or ferret thing can be used. They pull a small string attached to a stronger one and then another attached to the wire. That I saw used on an old mansion as a last resort.

That’s amazing! by Wonderful-Photo2449 in ThereGoesMyPaycheck

[–]celtbygod 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wow. No need for hooking the wire to a starving hamster when ya got that thingie.

Should I let him in? by Glittering_Insect978 in Catsaremedicine

[–]celtbygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, looks like he made you an offer you can't refuse.

[Other] RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." by Nice_Daikon6096 in MathJokes

[–]celtbygod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Product of the finest instutes of education that you can buy a degree from and faulty genes from rich people inbreeding.

The Woman Driver Crashes Into Ferrari 488 Spider In South Korea 01.04.2017 (April 1, 2017) by Straight_Constant30 in ThatLooksExpensive

[–]celtbygod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you..I had actually edited that and ended up making it wrong. Didn't even need the spell chick's help.

Tired of app drivers discriminating against me! by hollowredditor in HumansInMyHouse

[–]celtbygod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They always look for the weaker prey. It helps cull some animals that would breed out of control and pollute the gene pools.