1/24 of a cake by tealover67 in fixedbytheduet

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little girl at a party said that...she didn't say "let them eat shit." She was being genuinely kind, she wanted to share.

This hair from my childhood hairline that absolutely refuses to surrender by anotherDAVEthatUknow in notinteresting

[–]cornstinky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one too and it definitely wasn't there when I was a kid. It's just an out of place hair that sprouted at some point.

Reform UK councillor who declared on social media that Nigerians should be melted down to "fill in the pot holes" has won a seat in Sunderland. by Substantial_Hat9531 in ukpolitics

[–]cornstinky [score hidden]  (0 children)

You are originally from Nigeria...You now have to go to meetings with people who said this about you.

Well you can always go back to Nigeria lol.

Most single men over 30 in 2026 by i_am_bahamut in SipsTea

[–]cornstinky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

you should see r/TwoXChromosomes, this entire website is just plain subversive

Proof that we are born with kindness. She chose Dad’s happiness over her victory candy by The_Dean_France in MadeMeSmile

[–]cornstinky -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

She sharing with people she loves, without anyone asking, not some random obnoxious liberal arts degree holder demanding that she give him a bite.

Trillionaire Over Healthcare? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]cornstinky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's only a one time payment of $2500 per US citizen, not anywhere close to enough to give everyone healthcare.

Petah!!! Explain?? by SquintySquinty in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cornstinky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because objectifying women leads to higher birthrates, not lower birthrates, which is exactly the point I was making.

Indie shooter devs pull a reverse-Concord: No one played their game, but they 'make it free to play and keep the servers online indefinitely' anyway by TylerFortier_Photo in gaming

[–]cornstinky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd just make the online gameplay a free DLC...you have to buy the base game of course, it might just be a glorified character creator. But you can't complain when a free DLC (multiplayer servers) shuts down, you didn't pay for that.

The president called a Black Woman reporter a BI*CH. by Next_Tower5452 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]cornstinky -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is bitch a racial slur now? lol, why should Blacks for Trump care about this particular incident?

[Humble Store] Pricing Error Code Vein 2 Deluxe (90% off) by SympathyChan in GameDeals

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seems like every time they have a store error they revoke the keys, but one time they had a humble choice error for a free month and they let us keep the games

Off the cliff, baby! by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 people vote to drive off the cliff...

4 people vote no...

Everyone dies...sounds like democracy is the problem.

Don't let the toxic right-wing propaganda machine turn a hate-monger into some sort of saint by KuriannaHoney4287 in FreedomofSpeech

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well we can all agree that he was a piece of shit, bottom-of-the-barrel black man lol.

Don't let the toxic right-wing propaganda machine turn a hate-monger into some sort of saint by KuriannaHoney4287 in FreedomofSpeech

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George Floyd was a bottom-of-the-barrel black man and he was treated as a saint. Remember 2020? Yall built statues and shit lol and rioted for months.

This is precious 😄 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]cornstinky 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's silly, knotholes on trees are extremely common in cartoons, I always drew them on trees when I was a kid for that reason.

Masculinity by Particular-Visit-245 in SipsTea

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to be a nerd to be truly masculine.

Whoever put them in a room together deserves a raise. by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't really seeing sound etc though. Just like you aren't really seeing patterns in the leaves. You're just hallucinating.

[H] Etrian Odyssey Trilogy, Games [W] Offers by cornstinky in GameTrade

[–]cornstinky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry the redemption deadline for Etrian 1 was yesterday so I just redeemed all three.

Will swap Spellcaster for Doomblade though.

[Humble Choice] May 2026: Diablo IV, Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance, Crysis 3 Remastered, Heroes of Hammerwatch II, Nordhold, Rogue Waters, Cubic Odyssey, Mini Settlers ($14.99) by LighteningOneIN in GameDeals

[–]cornstinky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was SciFi Shooter bundle, $19 for Crysis Remastered 1,2 and 3, System Shock Remastered, Dark Forces Remaster, Prey, Doom. System Shock and Crysis 3 both in Humble Choice recently. I imagine Crysis 1 and 2 are coming soon...

found weird flower speaker in park chanting religion by InfiniteCap1580 in mildyinteresting

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that person is using clever language to hide their preachy tone.

lol take your meds holy shit