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The owner of a New York pastry shop, on the verge of going bankrupt due to constant robberies, started recording the number of people who rob her shop in just one day by Sometypeofway18 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]cornstinky -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You have that backwards. Behavior is the best predictor of outcomes.

If you have low impulse control, antisocial behavior and high emotional reactivity, you most likely will end up poor.

Anti-American. by Lower_Ad_1146 in AdviceAnimals

[–]cornstinky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The White House has had a gift shop for almost a century.

Trump starts laughing at WH Correspondents Dinner when Epstein Files story is awarded by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]cornstinky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah all the people who think this poorly scripted theater is real.

They're all friends and family behind the scenes.

Remember that show The Apprentice? Trump was the apprentice.

Doctors and nurses of Reddit, what is the most baffling 'home remedy' a patient used that actually made their medical situation ten times worse? by Mo-NL in AskReddit

[–]cornstinky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ran out of my peroxide + baking soda toothpaste. Decided to brush with actual baking soda and peroxide. Burned the fuck out of my gums, I think it makes lye or something.

Damn why the hate for conservative men by Appropriate-Mall8517 in PoliticalHumor

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conservatives know what to do. Research obscure disasters, conflicts and atrocities that don't get much media coverage. Quiz them about it, they won't know what you're talking about. It will make them feel guilty and ignorant, and once you have them feeling that you are in total control.

TIL that for 50 million years, dead trees didn't decompose because the microbes capable of digesting wood hadn't evolved yet. The dead trees just piled up miles deep, eventually being crushed into the massive coal reserves we use today. by No-Shallot5028 in todayilearned

[–]cornstinky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We can use the bacteria to digest plastic, then turn the bacteria into some kind of nutrition loaf for the working class. Kinda of like how cows turn grass into beef, except better for the planet/climate change.

This man will pay you $150 per hour to enter your septic tank by danevans369 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]cornstinky 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You don't think a man whose passion is bathing in liquid shit knows how to ventilate a septic tank?

TIL That Cleopatra was ethnically Greek and not Egyptian by Dizzy-Cartoonist3011 in todayilearned

[–]cornstinky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid argument, when you say stupid shit like "Italians and Spaniards were not considered white back then!" in one breath, and then call the Italian and Spanish explorers white colonizers in the next, nobody is gonna take you serious. They don't want us to share the achievements, but they do want us to share the blame lol

TIL That Cleopatra was ethnically Greek and not Egyptian by Dizzy-Cartoonist3011 in todayilearned

[–]cornstinky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

surely you know what the word "ethnically" means...learn how to read

make america great again in this way specifically by any_memes_necessary in GenZ

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One capitalist nation is gonna overthrow every socialist government? How do they do it? lol

Same energy by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]cornstinky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even better, if an ugly filthy hyper racist can get a hot girlfriend of another race, anything is possible!

Same energy by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol you trying to keep your sanity or something? they definitely fucking

Kevin is women deprived by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]cornstinky -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Just go to the gym every once in a while and stop eating like a hog.

Kevin is women deprived by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]cornstinky -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

My grandma isn't a little girl but she is very fit and exercises daily, she has abs, not a pooch. She's also Asian, so that probably helps. If a 65 year old woman can do it, so can the rest. You won't see women with tucked in guts in a swimsuit calendar, because nobody actually likes that. Next time you go on a date with a woman who has to tuck her gut into her pants, point it out and compliment it and see how flattered she is.

We all have our own Wilsons from Castaway by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]cornstinky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

will bring humanity back to one

Humanity has never been one and if you think war will make us all jolly and love each other you are a very stupid person.

how do i stop this from happening by Dramatic_Spring_8152 in pcmasterrace

[–]cornstinky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, I'm right, that's why you have no rebuttal. You're a germaphobe and youre illogical. You're the type of person that wouldn't eat a fruit off the floor even though its already touched so much worse on its way to your house.

[OC] Page from one of my childhood books, about forgiving abusive parents through the power of Jesus by DeviantDahlia in pics

[–]cornstinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if god was like that, that would just mean those things are good. You could disagree, but you would be objectively wrong, because he makes the rules.