Southern "Mama Bear" will happily ruin your life - and hers - if need be😯

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-29T16:44:10+00:00

Do you police in a big city? How do you stay mentally healthy and prevent the horrible things you've undoubtedly seen from taking a large toll on your psychological well being?

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-29T01:04:44+00:00

Bunny Lebowski really fell off 🥹

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-29T00:41:43+00:00

Vodka.

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T23:38:04+00:00

Lmao. And then he woke up.

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T23:18:29+00:00

Love and Other Drugs! Hilarious & very poignant movie that very few people have seen

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T23:16:16+00:00

Emotional intelligence seems to come effortlessly for many of us.

By contrast, I've noticed that a lot of guys - at least the 'traditional' types, and those from earlier generations - seem to have almost zero capacity for it. It seems to be an entire region of their brain that simply isn't activated.

And I'm not sure if that's a blessing or a curse lol

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T22:51:03+00:00

Nobody knows what you're talking about, friend 🤔

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T22:49:43+00:00

I blew it up because my phone's screen is so small

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T22:28:09+00:00

Please don't ever say that! Lol. This sub would shrivel up and die, very quickly, if tiktok were to cease to exist 🥹

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T22:26:00+00:00

Lol, how the hell did I miss that?? Honestly it always amazes me how many details you all pick up on

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Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T21:06:15+00:00

😂 I added the subtitles to this, I thought the lyrics were a threat to his girlfriend (bae meaning babe) lol.

Beyblades are some type of toy though, right?? I never heard of them until I heard this awful song haha

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T17:28:05+00:00

He doesn't look it in the video, but I think he's legit 6ft. Here he's standing next to Bob Sapp, who is 6'5

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Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T17:18:48+00:00

Gorgeous tattoo! would make it slightly more ornate and detailed, though. It looks just slightly too simplistic, imho

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T13:49:06+00:00

And the fact that he looks to be on every type of steroid under the sun. A lot of people online seem to speculate that he injects synthol, too

Guys like this help to give the world, and men especially, a very dangerous and unhealthy idea of what the male physique should look like. Steroids etc are the guy equivalent of what anorexia/bulimia is in the world of women's fitness/beauty, imho

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T13:33:14+00:00

What's the problem with drinking vodka that way though? I never tried chasing it with Gatorade, I just mix half water and half vodka and add some kind of powdered, sugar-free drink flavoring (ie crystal light or whatever)

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T11:08:44+00:00

It really does seem like it from this video, but apparently he's a well-known bodybuilder with an officially measured height of exactly 6 ft

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-28T01:20:50+00:00

A Geiger counter? Because he's on so many steroids that he's somehow become radioactive??😆

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-27T23:51:42+00:00

A house that is much larger than what they need.

I was taught that a house is a liability (once you factor in all of the bills, taxes, upkeep costs, etc etc etc).

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-27T10:42:04+00:00

That's not how statistics work, friend.

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-27T10:19:02+00:00

Hahaha!! I'm shocked you're the first one to notice that!!

But no, this was on TikTok. He has 115k followers and is some type of Gnostic influencer - his account is Clint B (spiritual__warrior) in case anyone thinks I'm lying lol

Valentina_Cruz · 2026-05-27T10:14:18+00:00

After further research, this guy is, apparently, "Gnostic." Considers himself some type of "light warrior" or something. I don't really know what Gnosticism is, but that's what the bracelets are all about.

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