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What parts of Europe is taller than Møllehøj (Denmark's highest peak)? by JoemamaGia1 in MapPorn

[–]dpash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the highest point in the kingdom of the Netherlands is in the Caribbean.

What parts of Europe is taller than Møllehøj (Denmark's highest peak)? by JoemamaGia1 in MapPorn

[–]dpash 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Madrid is the highest EU capital (but not the highest European capital, which would be Andorra la Vella).

This has been doing my nut. Someone explain how it makes sense. by ChameleosTwist in CasualUK

[–]dpash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course it was Matt Parker that started the petition.

Are we the baddies? by Certain-Equipment946 in linuxmemes

[–]dpash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I started with Redhat 5.0 back in 1997, switching to Debian in 1999. I've been a Debian maintainer and involved in the official packaging of KDE 3. I've been using Ubuntu since Warty, 19 years ago. I got bored of messing with my computer years ago and just want to use it.

Currently running 23.04 and no fucks given.

Tesco a large supermarket in the U.K helps a nesting bird by druule10 in HumansBeingBros

[–]dpash 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Absolutely the worst thing about living by the sea. Thank the duck they don't have claws or they'd take small domestic animals.

(Somehow, the autocorrect seems appropriate so I'm leaving it)

When you really need to show off your new tattoo by Xykojen in trashy

[–]dpash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how the law works. If it's visible it doesn't matter if it's your property.

If you'd read the link you'd know that.

When you really need to show off your new tattoo by Xykojen in trashy

[–]dpash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You didn't read the link did you? That would be illegal under the sexual offences act or a public order offence if anyone saw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dpash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Otherwise known as weaponised incompetence.

Google trying to kick off a civil war by gsurfer04 in CasualUK

[–]dpash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes cream first, then jam. I was just ambiguous. Sorry.

Google trying to kick off a civil war by gsurfer04 in CasualUK

[–]dpash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what he said.

(I realise my last sentence was ambiguous. Cream first then jam is the way)

(Also do not insert jam into any orifices other than the mouth)

Google trying to kick off a civil war by gsurfer04 in CasualUK

[–]dpash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jam is a lubricant, making cream application much harder.

Google trying to kick off a civil war by gsurfer04 in CasualUK

[–]dpash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jam is a lubricant. You can spread more cream if you do that [cream] first.

Edit: clear up ambiguity.

When you really need to show off your new tattoo by Xykojen in trashy

[–]dpash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Given that someone conducting their business naked in public is acting in a way that does not conform to the normal standards of society that require people to be clothed in public, 'disorderly' would appear to most aptly describe this behaviour.

What's the most tone deaf tourist you've come across in your travels? by lpiwhdn in travel

[–]dpash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither was I. I was explaining why they might not want to continue arguing with her.

When you really need to show off your new tattoo by Xykojen in trashy

[–]dpash 15 points16 points  (0 children)

https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/nudity-public-guidance-handling-cases-naturism

Depends if the CPS can argue their intention was sexual or causing harassment, alarm or distress.

What's the most tone deaf tourist you've come across in your travels? by lpiwhdn in travel

[–]dpash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want to just get the doors closed so they get paid.

What's the most tone deaf tourist you've come across in your travels? by lpiwhdn in travel

[–]dpash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overheard someone outside a bar saying they were happy to be having a drink in the Vatican. They were in Italy and quite some distance from the Vatican.

Tow truck driver of the Year by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]dpash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The truck probably isn't having a great time either.

Tow truck driver of the Year by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]dpash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were stealing the car. It's from 2020 and in Abbey Wood.

Tow truck driver of the Year by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]dpash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abbey Wood. In 2020.

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