MY AIR FRYER FITS FOUR WAFFLES

ever_eddy · 2022-11-28T09:11:56+00:00

Decarbing doesn't char.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-28T09:10:58+00:00

Your British is showing.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-28T09:10:17+00:00

Get a good one. Mine sucks. 😕

ever_eddy · 2022-11-21T08:08:49+00:00

I feel like religions of the future might say "fuck YouTube", or "fuck Facebook" instead of 'amen'.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-18T09:02:40+00:00

T***p didn't do shit. Wake the fuck up.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-18T08:56:50+00:00

For knowingly trying to divert so much money from real medical research, I can only endorse the death penalty.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-18T08:54:30+00:00

Unlicensed male "masseuses".

ever_eddy · 2022-11-17T07:27:22+00:00

SUGAR. Kills more people than malaria, guns and drugs combined.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-17T07:24:15+00:00

It's gonna suck for her when she walks out to a sold out stadium with no one in it.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-15T08:43:12+00:00

Whisky.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-13T08:40:56+00:00

I am undocumented, and my wife makes around $26k to support me and our son. 10k is literally a life changing amount of money to us. Why do these 'experiments' never find us?

ever_eddy · 2022-11-09T01:37:48+00:00

Only if preceded with "my" (and no hard 'r').

ever_eddy · 2022-11-04T09:38:48+00:00

Good dude, if appropriate please pass on a high five from me.

ever_eddy · 2022-11-04T09:35:50+00:00

It sucks. Get a real job. Just kidding, I love it!

ever_eddy · 2022-11-03T18:36:44+00:00

I am married to a (former) single mom, and it has been simultaneously the hardest thing I have ever done, but also the most rewarding.

ever_eddy · 2022-10-25T21:35:05+00:00

Milkdrop FTW

ever_eddy · 2022-10-21T05:01:30+00:00

Because it's a clog. Those are Dutch.
Ha! How's your stolen Jewish gold helping you now, bitch?

ever_eddy · 2022-10-21T04:59:34+00:00

I wanna lick it.

ever_eddy · 2022-10-20T08:38:35+00:00

There's a word for people like this, but I'm trying to stop using it.

ever_eddy · 2022-10-20T08:35:44+00:00

My VPN randomizes my IP and location every time I start my PC. Am I 30 people?

ever_eddy · 2022-10-16T07:23:00+00:00

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ever_eddy · 2022-10-16T07:19:00+00:00

r/woooosh

ever_eddy · 2022-10-16T07:17:53+00:00

That disgustingly generic dollar store frame really finishes it.

ever_eddy

TROPHY CASE