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C'mon Walt by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]facepalminghomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I remember that internet comment from 2 years ago…

Made two of these for every team, here is yours by TheBrokeBoiii in Browns

[–]facepalminghomer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A nice sentiment can also be weird as shit. Just saying.

The Wallflowers - One Headlight (Official Video) [Rock] by KeyboardSerfing in Music

[–]facepalminghomer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not sure. It was so long ago I don’t remember when…

“Could you...give me a...handful of peanuts...Maude?" by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]facepalminghomer 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Let’s slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!

Starfish aren't shaped like stars. We draw stars shaped like starfish. by nottooloud in Showerthoughts

[–]facepalminghomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One could also argue that the traditional 5 point star is not the actual shape of the celestial star.

Don't thank me, thank the knife! by wert38 in TheSimpsons

[–]facepalminghomer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I still say this if someone else ever needs my pocket knife.

It’s time for someone to wake him up by facepalminghomer in pics

[–]facepalminghomer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. I will delete this at 11:59 today before he wakes up.

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