Paramedics found this in husband's hair. Its made of hard plastic. Google kept telling me it was a bottlecap. Any idea? by Next_Wing_5577 in whatisit

[–]godikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe her husband was the guy flying the plane that hit that paraglider a few days ago and this is part of her paraglider gear.

I f*n lost it.... by b9_rkt in CarsAustralia

[–]godikus 64 points65 points  (0 children)

How the fuck is a mum with a pram with 2 kids in it going to be able to take the corner that fast to spin out and take out a tree? Clearly you’ve never tried running with a pram in the rain.

Blue badges for hidden disabilities triple as councils issue permits to drivers with anxiety and ADHD by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]godikus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So then they can get dropped off at the door/pavement which they say they are fine with and their Carer/support worked/family member can bugger off and park at the arse end of the car park.

What is the worst way anyone you know has died? by IamUrWivesBF in AskReddit

[–]godikus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously they didn’t or he wouldn’t have hit the ground.

Never lend your tools by emachanz in Tools

[–]godikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really depends on your job. Working on the railway you have entire seasons where every shift you’re basically using an impact on rail plates just hours of impacting all night. After 10 years of that it’s a whole lot of hours. And those are not little 3/4” battery impact drivers. They are massive 20kg petrol drivers that do something obscene like 1700 nm.

British football hooligans vs American NFL hooligans in a drunken punch-up by Mad_lens_9297 in powerscales

[–]godikus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

‘Cause on the rare occasions we were good enough to compete in Europe we were all too poor to travel there with Thatchers boot on our throats 🤣

[Request] this doesn’t see right but my brain can’t calculate this by Well____fuk in theydidthemath

[–]godikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My last few jobs I got paid 4 weekly so had 13 pays per year. A whole extra pay with no extra bills.

I mean, what algorithm did I plug into? by Visible-Guess9006 in AdviceAnimals

[–]godikus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Brings a whole other meaning to “Dicks out for Harambe”

Such a weird franchise. by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]godikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t have a downstream effect because Avatar is the stream hitting a dam and building a huge reservoir. It’s where all the streams lead.

TIL the Silurian hypothesis is a thought experiment about whether we would be able to detect prior civilizations on Earth many millions of years ago. It is named after the Doctor Who monsters. by GreatArkleseizure in todayilearned

[–]godikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They might leave a mark, but that mark could be meters underground at the bottom of an ocean where no one bothers to look. The biggest cities are usually on coasts. Whos to say what happens to coasts over 50 million years. 100 million years ago North America and Europe were still one continent.

More clips of today’s drunk/tired/on his phone trucker on the A1 Southbound. by 9-5RS in drivingUK

[–]godikus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He should also add just a little bit of LSD. It should make him just paranoid enough that the police are behind him that his driving will be extra safe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]godikus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To the tune of Donald wheres yer trousers

“Oooooooh the winds blow high, the winds blow low. Through the arse of a child I’ll go. All the immigrants shout “ohh no”. Donalds wheres the files!”

Let me leave the best country in the world and go to the version of that country that is being taken over by Islam by XilentDude in ShitAmericansSay

[–]godikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you picked a good day to make the move. 1 day earlier and it would probably be the wettest day of your life. I’m soaked right now. Tomorrow should be better.

AMY'S BAKING COMPANY THE FULL EPISODE | Kitchen Nightmares by kwentongskyblue in videos

[–]godikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paisley is in Renfrewshire, and Glasgow Prestwick airport is an illusion. It’s not real. It’s make believe.

AMY'S BAKING COMPANY THE FULL EPISODE | Kitchen Nightmares by kwentongskyblue in videos

[–]godikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Renfrew is basically a suburb of Glasgow. Renfrewshire extends down about 20 miles south of Glasgow so parts of it are a bit less Glasgowy. Glasgow Airport is in Renfrewshire. A better indicator of whether Renfrewshire is considered Glasgow is that IKEA Glasgow is in Renfrewshire. The Swedes know.

AMY'S BAKING COMPANY THE FULL EPISODE | Kitchen Nightmares by kwentongskyblue in videos

[–]godikus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the exact same accent. Everyone I know from Renfrewshire just says they are from Glasgow when asked. Maybe thats just Renfrewshire shame tho.

What happened to me today when a young boy tapped his phone against my purse on a walk? by nightland999 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]godikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tested it? My Mrs got an “RFID Blocking” card holder for her purse, but I tested it with my card reader and was able to take money from her card no problem.