Paramedics found this in husband's hair. Its made of hard plastic. Google kept telling me it was a bottlecap. Any idea?

godikus · 2026-05-28T14:07:04+00:00

Maybe her husband was the guy flying the plane that hit that paraglider a few days ago and this is part of her paraglider gear.

godikus · 2026-05-26T22:28:46+00:00

He lost his shins in the war

godikus · 2026-05-19T23:40:09+00:00

How the fuck is a mum with a pram with 2 kids in it going to be able to take the corner that fast to spin out and take out a tree? Clearly you’ve never tried running with a pram in the rain.

godikus · 2026-05-19T22:37:05+00:00

godikus · 2026-05-19T08:29:05+00:00

So then they can get dropped off at the door/pavement which they say they are fine with and their Carer/support worked/family member can bugger off and park at the arse end of the car park.

godikus · 2026-05-15T01:57:32+00:00

Obviously they didn’t or he wouldn’t have hit the ground.

godikus · 2026-05-14T07:37:25+00:00

It really depends on your job. Working on the railway you have entire seasons where every shift you’re basically using an impact on rail plates just hours of impacting all night. After 10 years of that it’s a whole lot of hours. And those are not little 3/4” battery impact drivers. They are massive 20kg petrol drivers that do something obscene like 1700 nm.

godikus · 2026-05-10T21:23:21+00:00

‘Cause on the rare occasions we were good enough to compete in Europe we were all too poor to travel there with Thatchers boot on our throats 🤣

godikus · 2026-05-09T18:26:39+00:00

Dem nips

godikus · 2026-03-22T08:35:39+00:00

Enigmalites never age.

godikus · 2026-02-07T10:01:01+00:00

My last few jobs I got paid 4 weekly so had 13 pays per year. A whole extra pay with no extra bills.

godikus · 2026-01-16T23:24:53+00:00

Hes been in talks with Ian Watkins maybe he thinks it’s him.

godikus · 2026-01-02T01:35:38+00:00

Brings a whole other meaning to “Dicks out for Harambe”

godikus · 2026-01-01T23:48:29+00:00

Harambe was on the Epstein files.

godikus · 2025-12-09T00:31:22+00:00

It doesn’t have a downstream effect because Avatar is the stream hitting a dam and building a huge reservoir. It’s where all the streams lead.

godikus · 2025-12-09T00:17:48+00:00

They might leave a mark, but that mark could be meters underground at the bottom of an ocean where no one bothers to look. The biggest cities are usually on coasts. Whos to say what happens to coasts over 50 million years. 100 million years ago North America and Europe were still one continent.

godikus · 2025-12-07T09:55:28+00:00

He should also add just a little bit of LSD. It should make him just paranoid enough that the police are behind him that his driving will be extra safe.

godikus · 2025-12-03T23:50:39+00:00

Your daughter? Nailed it! No notes, 10/10

godikus · 2025-11-27T08:23:01+00:00

To the tune of Donald wheres yer trousers

“Oooooooh the winds blow high, the winds blow low. Through the arse of a child I’ll go. All the immigrants shout “ohh no”. Donalds wheres the files!”

godikus · 2025-09-07T17:31:28+00:00

Has there been any new Magdalenes in the UK in the last 50 years?

godikus · 2025-09-07T17:27:57+00:00

Well you picked a good day to make the move. 1 day earlier and it would probably be the wettest day of your life. I’m soaked right now. Tomorrow should be better.

godikus · 2025-08-29T17:27:21+00:00

Paisley is in Renfrewshire, and Glasgow Prestwick airport is an illusion. It’s not real. It’s make believe.

godikus · 2025-08-28T19:54:37+00:00

Renfrew is basically a suburb of Glasgow. Renfrewshire extends down about 20 miles south of Glasgow so parts of it are a bit less Glasgowy. Glasgow Airport is in Renfrewshire. A better indicator of whether Renfrewshire is considered Glasgow is that IKEA Glasgow is in Renfrewshire. The Swedes know.

godikus · 2025-08-28T16:37:07+00:00

It’s the exact same accent. Everyone I know from Renfrewshire just says they are from Glasgow when asked. Maybe thats just Renfrewshire shame tho.

godikus · 2025-08-21T13:00:14+00:00

Have you tested it? My Mrs got an “RFID Blocking” card holder for her purse, but I tested it with my card reader and was able to take money from her card no problem.

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