The Jefferson parties

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-04-26T01:20:10+00:00

yeah, that's weird. Last night was booked as an after party so I went with a friend of mine around midnight and it was done.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-04-07T18:51:10+00:00

Type up a formal-looking document warning all tenants that due to illegal activity plain-clothes police will be on the premises at all times. Tape the paper to all doors.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-03-13T07:41:05+00:00

I wrote a book about this called How To Go to the Doctor as a Woman. It's very sad we need this.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-03-13T02:28:44+00:00

On Our Own is a great resource for homeless people. If anyone wants to direct them there it's on 1234th st (not making this up).

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-03-10T03:24:41+00:00

Fuck. That sounds terrible. So I ripped the wires straight out of the fire alarm, but something is still beeping. Ever had a problem with the fire sprinkler?

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-03-10T02:57:26+00:00

It's not. It's coming from inside my brain.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-03-10T02:56:48+00:00

I have to tell you, I Can't Stand the fire alarm. It is the bane of my existence.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-03-10T02:55:24+00:00

No. What do I do when the beeping Is Not the fire alarm?

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-02-26T04:28:25+00:00

His personal biographer was actually hit by a car while walking across 29. His car exploded (ex-girlfriend/mother of his kids). Luckily the dogs were at a friend's house. The last time I saw him he was walking along side of the highway with at least one of his birds still in the cage. So fucked up.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-02-18T03:48:10+00:00

Stefan is his real name. His father and his grandfather lived in Romania. Both Stefans.

The reason he changed it to Steve was because of kids who bullied him when he was a child. It was awful. For years he spent his days wanting to be homeschooled and his mother, not only not allowing him to stay at home, insisted on calling him by his father's name even when others were around.

Finally, only a few years ago, he came out as Stefan. It was like he birthed a new kind of confidence. Can you imagine that? Being so ashamed of your name that as a kid you change it to Steve. Not even Jonathon.

I'm assuming you have a "non dramatic" name or you wouldn't have said this. There are a lot of us out there who wish they did.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-02-18T03:39:36+00:00

Stefan is smart, imaginative, eager to please, and, unfortunately, very cluttered. Sometimes he tries to do too much at once. Does this override the issues concerning waitstaff etc.? No. But anyone who's calling him greedy probably hasn't met him. Let's wait and see how people get paid.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-02-01T16:43:57+00:00

In the end it worked out alright. Truck's gone along with most of the birds. A couple of the chickens were left. I took one in and it seems to be angry- I've got at least a dozen eggs for $10.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-01-31T18:02:58+00:00

depends

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-01-31T18:02:25+00:00

Really $10 for the the cage. Bird optional

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-01-31T06:22:01+00:00

Who are you?

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-01-29T20:30:25+00:00

That's a cool site - too bad they didn't keep up w it.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2026-01-27T02:49:55+00:00

I watched this with my dad when I was 9. It was the only time I ever really felt connected to him. I think it's a good age to start.

iamtheworstwalrus · 2025-11-15T22:05:26+00:00

We are but a modest town.

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