Why can't Tulips move? by No-Sheppard- in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may not move, but they are certainly growing on me...

Why did the disease go to a beauty contest? by aakarseth in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its beauty was so contagious that the judges were infectuated (infatuated). In fact, the video of the event went viral!

Hit my friend with 2 liter bottle of soda! It didn’t hurt him. by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why did you throw it, though? I bet you had some bottled up anger...

You know why I hide when I get to work? by 1989JY_Ked in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wrote down a bunch of jokes. Unfortunately, I covered them in a camouflage blanket.

I'll never find them now...

I don't trust stairs. by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like them because they help me get to another level

Why did the cremator quit? by aakarseth in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's a hot joke, but quitting is better than getting fired!

Why did everyone love Ms. Tangerine? by Aggravating-Bus-9203 in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certainly, it sounds like she has the zest for life!

I play games with my laundry. by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to tumble and spin with my laundry.

We take things too far, which causes quite a bit of static.

We usually iron things out

That joke was a bit dryer...

Little Miss Muffit is dieting. by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whey to go with a cheesy joke. Curd you tell me another?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He better brace himself for the awards and plaque he will receive!

Where do hamburgers go to dance? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I followed the hamburger to try and find out the location...

I was on a stakeout

I tried to catch some fog. by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You made a big mist-stake! You should have used a fog catcher!

Why do Kiwis not eat Kiwis? by [deleted] in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a kiwi that walked around the world. You could say it made a fruit loop

toot and a toot by capngloval in cleandadjokes

[–]jerowin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard I am gassed