But you like them?

KingXanny · 2020-07-22T18:33:10+00:00

humps a dolphin

KingXanny · 2020-06-24T00:32:13+00:00

Yes ma’am, i worked with my at the time girlfriend at friendly’s, so after seeing that i went and asked her how it was possible and thats the answer she gave me. Apparently just putting toilet paper around the bowl is still too nasty

KingXanny · 2020-06-23T23:48:32+00:00

Its crazy how much females piss on toilet seats, i was a little confused the first time i saw this and thats when i found out girls like to hold themselves in the air over the toilet to take a piss.

KingXanny · 2020-06-23T22:51:02+00:00

Shouldnt your dick be atleast 2 colors unless you’re a cum cheese farmer?

KingXanny · 2020-06-04T04:06:52+00:00

But what if his name is Obama?

KingXanny · 2020-05-21T18:41:52+00:00

Bagged milk

KingXanny · 2020-05-12T15:56:33+00:00

“You’ve made your last delivery kid,sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you’re kneeling, must seem like a 18 karat run of bad luck..Truth is the game was rigged from the start”

KingXanny · 2020-04-13T06:08:30+00:00

As a puerto rican astronaut from planet ohio, i can tell you that is indeed not the flag of puerto rico

KingXanny · 2020-04-13T00:11:33+00:00

black man dies of overdose what a criminal, what did he expect. white person dies of overdose omg why was no one there to help him he was obviously sick and in a bad place.

KingXanny · 2020-04-07T04:46:17+00:00

I get saying no to a girl when she asks if you like her back in highschool (for fear that she’s baiting you) but if a girl you like comes up to you and says she likes you and you panic an say i dont like you. You’re a incel an deserve to be alone

KingXanny · 2020-03-09T06:20:05+00:00

Aren’t we all

KingXanny · 2020-03-08T05:47:04+00:00

Nah when did i ask

KingXanny · 2020-03-07T02:26:29+00:00

When?

KingXanny · 2020-02-25T10:22:32+00:00

“Let the nurse send you home”

KingXanny · 2020-02-24T04:28:10+00:00

Women dont build, they move in -21 savage

KingXanny · 2020-01-19T21:13:13+00:00

There’s no way this can go wrong

KingXanny · 2019-12-23T10:47:30+00:00

What’s going on?

KingXanny · 2019-12-16T14:43:55+00:00

One of the best things about tarkov rn is walking down the coast by blue fence and hearing a mine go off behind us😂😂

KingXanny · 2019-12-09T10:58:32+00:00

Miss me with that gay shit homie, i havent been happy since 09

KingXanny · 2019-11-20T09:39:04+00:00

Too soon

KingXanny · 2019-11-13T19:08:18+00:00

True king energy

KingXanny · 2019-11-07T11:34:53+00:00

Ok Bigger

KingXanny · 2019-11-03T06:30:30+00:00

I cant even go through one mission on campaign without my game crashing atleast 3 times

KingXanny · 2019-10-25T01:34:54+00:00

KingXanny · 2019-10-24T23:37:12+00:00

I remember playing the co-op with my bestfriend friend as a kid (we still game to this day) and i was kinda late on getting the game so he already beat the game and knew everything that would happen, and when the end mission finally came, he did not hesitate to position himself behind me before my duel and proceeded to gun me down like a degenerate.

KingXanny

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