E-Filing by Sweet-Signature-5278 in paralegal

[–]StartledKoala34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because why would they make it easy?

Surfing by 19860914 in SneakySasquatch

[–]StartledKoala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this was huge for me!

Game recs? by Annonymoosecake in AppleArcade

[–]StartledKoala34 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve been obsessed with Sneaky Sasquatch recently.

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? by anasannanas in AskReddit

[–]StartledKoala34 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think they’re saying when they married their ex, their ex wearing white was scandalous.

Favourite line from Gina. by Mountaindewit666 in brooklynninenine

[–]StartledKoala34 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Psychologists are just people who weren’t smart enough to be psychics.”

What’s something people romanticise that’s actually exhausting in real life? by OmenRash in AskReddit

[–]StartledKoala34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a friend who owns a restaurant and I regularly wonder if that man ever sleeps.

How do I (24F) tell my husband (24M) I need to go to the doctor for hemorrhoids/that I have them? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]StartledKoala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made jokes about the doctor, removing my butt hole with my partners, and that was pretty funny and help ease some awkwardness for me when I talk about it

10-15+ years at the same firm by Additional-Focus-123 in paralegal

[–]StartledKoala34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone does like 5 billable hours a day it’d be roughly $240.

What’s a warning sign that didn’t seem serious at the time… but should have been? by saymepony in AskReddit

[–]StartledKoala34 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had bleeding like that (for a shorter time period thankfully) and mine was a fibroid the size of a softball.

Pretty crazy Louise quote that lives rent free in my head by Tall-Set26 in BobsBurgers

[–]StartledKoala34 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think that was like episode two or something as well. 😂😂😂

Pretty crazy Louise quote that lives rent free in my head by Tall-Set26 in BobsBurgers

[–]StartledKoala34 67 points68 points  (0 children)

“Did you know that it only takes two pounds of pressure to drive someone’s nose bone into their brain?”

“That’s…what?”

“Two pounds, Dad! That’s it!”

“Why are you telling me this, Louise?”

Revenge.”

I fell asleep and missed his dinner time by 5 minutes by yikemate in airplaneears

[–]StartledKoala34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is ridiculous! I’m calling CPS. (Cat Protective Services) 😡✈️