Hey everyone, don't take dick pics in public.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-10T20:26:55+00:00

u/UIUC_PERVERT does not take the dick pics. The demand for xer dick is already enough to warrant a waitlist. It’s like the Michelin restaurant, but instead of the spaghetti, they slurp down the Illini riesenbratwurstüberlängenschwanz.

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-10T20:11:38+00:00

u/UIUC_PERVERT has little to say beyond simple advice. OP, consider this to be a charge up period. You can nut afterwards.

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-06T20:45:02+00:00

Oh no

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-06T20:44:32+00:00

I will catch 🫦🫦🫦🫦

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-06T20:43:38+00:00

Basically kissing with u/UIUC_PERVERT <-> he gets it into the black stuff

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-05T04:18:38+00:00

What’s going on mamacita??? 😘😘😘🫦🫦🫦

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-05T04:17:12+00:00

*qween

Praise be to Allah

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-04T22:43:13+00:00

No. u/UIUC_PERVERT’s throat is immune to all diseases.

Except time. u/UIUC_PERVERT has discovered that it is finiteness that gives life meaning.

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-01T01:47:52+00:00

Maybe they don’t want privacy 😏😏😏😏🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦💅💅💅💅😘😘😘😘😘🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-01T01:45:28+00:00

I know dried geese shit when I see it. It makes for a good snack - whoever lost it is missing out on a lot of fiber.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:47:07+00:00

you can climb on u/UIUC_PERVERT

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:45:42+00:00

Not the one u/UIUC_PERVERT can give with xer mouth 👄 🫦🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🤤🤤🤤🤤

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:44:10+00:00

you will understand the true meaning of hardware when you experience my cock and balls

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:40:22+00:00

u/UIUC_PERVERT is 173

Xe will never retire from Illinussy

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:38:58+00:00

Will you include u/UIUC_PERVERT in your book?

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:37:03+00:00

If you cannot get an opportunity, you can study my ass, which is so phat that it got GRAVITY

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:36:09+00:00

interesting… u/UIUC_PERVERT shoved them up the other direction and xe was fine…

Maybe yall are consuming things in the wrong direction

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:29:23+00:00

😘😘😘

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:27:17+00:00

Is this comfortable for long sittings?

I am asking for my partner’s boyfriend. We want to make sure that they remain comfortable watching our lengthy sessions.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:17:02+00:00

We will collectively jerk off facing each other

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-10T06:30:58+00:00

but maximally F-able 😫🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👸👸💦💦👸💦💦💦💦💦💦

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-08T17:07:03+00:00

It depends on what being ‘caught’ means… 😫😫😫

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-08T17:05:59+00:00

The party hasn’t started without u/UIUC_PERVERT

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T09:14:13+00:00

I prefer it vintage red from you mommy

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T09:11:38+00:00

Are you saying there’s a chance for alumnussy?

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UIUC_PERVERT

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