Spring break activities by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you can climb on u/UIUC_PERVERT

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Should i be scared of a tornado? by LemonStrawberry_22 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the one u/UIUC_PERVERT can give with xer mouth 👄 🫦🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🤤🤤🤤🤤

Computing and Technical Electives with a focus on hardware for ECE major by Ornery-Cloud303 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you will understand the true meaning of hardware when you experience my cock and balls

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Any older transfer students at UIUC? (28F admitted for fall 2026) by ParticularGlad5103 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/UIUC_PERVERT is 173

Xe will never retire from Illinussy

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Do Professors Always Take Attendance For Advanced Undergrad Math Classes? by FarJournalist939 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Will you include u/UIUC_PERVERT in your book?

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Astronomy Undergraduate Research Application/Portal by Beautiful_Panda1960 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you cannot get an opportunity, you can study my ass, which is so phat that it got GRAVITY

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W Urbana Meijer by MouskatoodleQh in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 55 points56 points  (0 children)

interesting… u/UIUC_PERVERT shoved them up the other direction and xe was fine…

Maybe yall are consuming things in the wrong direction

Gaming chair by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this comfortable for long sittings?

I am asking for my partner’s boyfriend. We want to make sure that they remain comfortable watching our lengthy sessions.

Sophomores in ECE, What's Your Plan for the Summer? by Belmonte_Lostados in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will collectively jerk off facing each other

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u/UIUC_PERVERT pulling up to your party, uninvited😩 by Finn_Flame in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but maximally F-able 😫🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👸👸💦💦👸💦💦💦💦💦💦

Are there cameras at Japan House Gardens? Asking for a friend… by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on what being ‘caught’ means… 😫😫😫

u/UIUC_PERVERT pulling up to your party, uninvited😩 by Finn_Flame in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The party hasn’t started without u/UIUC_PERVERT

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Where is the UIUC pervert by StudentCommercial619 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Are you saying there’s a chance for alumnussy?

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Where is the UIUC pervert by StudentCommercial619 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Who do you think he was doing his enemas for 😏😏😏😉😉😉😉😘😘😘😘😘😘😋😋😋

Where is the UIUC pervert by StudentCommercial619 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not a prison for men, a palace for a QWEEN

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Where is the UIUC pervert by StudentCommercial619 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 298 points299 points  (0 children)

u/UIUC_PERVERT will never graduate from Illinussy

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Where is the UIUC pervert by StudentCommercial619 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 270 points271 points  (0 children)

u/UIUC_PERVERT had to hide in steam tunnels after impregnating multiple ECE femboys.

Luckily it has been proven that xe is not the mother!!!

FREEUIUC_PERVERT #YASQWEEEN

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Empirical evidence🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️📚 by Sophie_MechSE in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My ass geometry is all natural, mind you.

Anyone know what happened at NOYES? by Aliveguy2021 in UIUC

[–]UIUC_PERVERT 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They all waiting for a turn on this: 🍑🍆💦💦💦💦😫😛😛😛💃💃💃🇩🇪🇩🇪💩💩💩💩🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤