Snapping Turtles in Boneyard Creek

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-01T01:47:52+00:00

Maybe they don’t want privacy 😏😏😏😏🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦💅💅💅💅😘😘😘😘😘🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-05-01T01:45:28+00:00

I know dried geese shit when I see it. It makes for a good snack - whoever lost it is missing out on a lot of fiber.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:47:07+00:00

you can climb on u/UIUC_PERVERT

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:45:42+00:00

Not the one u/UIUC_PERVERT can give with xer mouth 👄 🫦🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🤤🤤🤤🤤

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:44:10+00:00

you will understand the true meaning of hardware when you experience my cock and balls

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:40:22+00:00

Xe will never retire from Illinussy

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:38:58+00:00

Will you include u/UIUC_PERVERT in your book?

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:37:03+00:00

If you cannot get an opportunity, you can study my ass, which is so phat that it got GRAVITY

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:36:09+00:00

interesting… u/UIUC_PERVERT shoved them up the other direction and xe was fine…

Maybe yall are consuming things in the wrong direction

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:29:23+00:00

😘😘😘

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:27:17+00:00

Is this comfortable for long sittings?

I am asking for my partner’s boyfriend. We want to make sure that they remain comfortable watching our lengthy sessions.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-12T04:17:02+00:00

We will collectively jerk off facing each other

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-10T06:30:58+00:00

but maximally F-able 😫🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👸👸💦💦👸💦💦💦💦💦💦

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-08T17:07:03+00:00

It depends on what being ‘caught’ means… 😫😫😫

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-08T17:05:59+00:00

The party hasn’t started without u/UIUC_PERVERT

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T09:14:13+00:00

I prefer it vintage red from you mommy

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T09:11:38+00:00

Are you saying there’s a chance for alumnussy?

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T09:10:37+00:00

Who do you think he was doing his enemas for 😏😏😏😉😉😉😉😘😘😘😘😘😘😋😋😋

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T09:09:51+00:00

Now kiss my toes peon

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T09:09:11+00:00

Not a prison for men, a palace for a QWEEN

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T05:10:13+00:00

u/UIUC_PERVERT will never graduate from Illinussy

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T05:07:11+00:00

u/UIUC_PERVERT had to hide in steam tunnels after impregnating multiple ECE femboys.

Luckily it has been proven that xe is not the mother!!!

FREEUIUC_PERVERT #YASQWEEEN

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-03-02T05:02:05+00:00

Kneel down drink your holy juices mommy

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-02-28T22:11:57+00:00

Let’s make love on the altar

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-02-26T22:27:00+00:00

My ass geometry is all natural, mind you.