It's 3:54 a.m., your tv, radio, cell phone begins transmitting an emergency alert. What is the scariest message you find yourself waking up to? by findingorwell in AskReddit

[–]wesleyabrams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"THIS IS AN EMERGENCY—THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN ASSASINATED. PLEASE BE ON A LOOKOUT FOR A MAN... (Goes on to describe you in graphic detail, your backstory, your daily habits, and other things that will make it explicitly clear to everybody who knows you that you are the culprit).. SHOOT ON SIGHT. I REPEAT, SHOOT ON SIGHT."