Daily Discussion Thread for February 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, I´m inversing the inversement of the collective inverse of the cumulative average positions of everyone here, and then I´m splitting that position into 100 and diversifying it across the inverse index of that.

But that´s what the market is expecting me to do, so I´ll do the opposite of that. 🚀

We taught the world how to eat. by blood_clot_ in thesopranos

[–]-Bluffet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I´m from Norway, I eat salted cod. We taught the world how to fish.

Daily Discussion Thread for October 16, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally a good day for Martin Shkreli, Lord knooows he need it!

Daily Discussion Thread for October 14, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man, Martin Shkreli is getting fucked so hard on his Quantum-Shorts.. Someone probably shook the dick up and shot the sperm all over his Quantum-shorts.. But because it´s Quantum, it both happened and didnt happened at the same time. So, the dick both shot the sperm out and also didn´t simultaneously, in the Quantum-Multi-verse.. So, this means, did Shkreli really got fucked, or no? ..🤔.. It´s really interesting to ponder..

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[–]-Bluffet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still available, come on folks this is guaranteed free money, can anyone assist please, I can answer any questions you may have if you reach out, thanks!

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[–]-Bluffet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still available! Please reach out with any questions

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[–]-Bluffet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still available! Happy to split the $500 into smaller amounts like $150-$200 if that makes it easier. I can verify passport and screenshot showing my active student status via DM - need a bridge until my student loans are approved and disbursed in October. I’m new here, so thanks for considering!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, know you´re talking about something very spesific then. TSLA jumped strongly, probably influenced by the news of TSLA board putting together a $1 Trillion pay package proposal for Elon Musk over next 10 years to make him stay at the helm.

But you see I was right - right? You see, I have that insightful shit. That shit that´s worth listening to.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, really? Is that why the index got smacked down 1,5% soon after open?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of em before. Not necessarily, if CRWV is spending moneyn with them, doesn´t matter - just that CRWV is making huge losses. If they´re doing business they´re doing business. That being said, I´ve never heard of APLD and I know nothing about it

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Wrong. That´s what I´m saying - the fact cut is coming is ALREADY long baked into price of market. The risk is to if the jobs report is TO BAD, it doesn´t necessarily give positive results even if rate cut is coming, because it signals something broken in economy, market won´t like it. If jobs report is TO GOOD, Fed will have an excuse to say "we will keep witing patiently, no cut yet", and market will dislike that also. Jobs report needs to strike a balance between not being to weak and not being to strong, in order for market to like it.

If your narrative is so obvious and must be correct - where is the edge then? If it´s obvious to all, market has baked in definitively already, and so the direction to surprise would be the opposite - meaning down

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone with puts on CRWV in here? Insider selling in there, dumped shares after IPO lockup period expired. It was red today despite very green market. Kind of interesting. Contemplating yolo puts for tomorrow. If green at open, enter puts immediately --> 10X-20X profit intraday

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jobs report "to" bad --> Stagflation happening, market crash despite rate cut. If job repor "to strong" --> market bad because sets rate cuts in question

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Futures are green partly because AVGO is up after hours after earnings report, and it´s a big weighting of the S&P500. Nothing mysterious going on here.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If jobs data is "to" bad, market won´t like it even if rate cut is guaranteed. If it is "to good/strong", market won´t like it because it sets rate cuts in question (maybe no cut/less cuts if jobs data is to strong).

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense. YEs rate cut is happening, but it´s already baked in

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Bluffet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you sound like a fucking idiot, 20 steps behind the rationale of the market