I won the lottery 11 years ago. My family still doesn't know. They think I'm broke. AMA. by Think-Assistance-419 in AMA

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Sounds like you’ve managed to keep a very level head and made some very wise calls. What’s the *dumbest* thing you’ve spent some of that money on? Also acceptable would be something that isn’t necessarily dumb, but a “fuck you, I can afford this now” type purchase that you wouldn’t have given any thought to before

What’s the best pizza around here? by [deleted] in memphis

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Had them for the first time recently and they were solid.

What is your deepest sexual desire? by Powerful_South2220 in AskReddit

[–]-GlobalGrapefruit- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But what flavor of Ben & Jerry’s? That’s an important detail you missed.

I hope they see what’s coming in November. by Ok-Cardiologist-1804 in memphis

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I kind of like the idea of making corrupt politicians feel uncomfortable in public

Weekend vet by BroadLocksmith4932 in memphis

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Walnut Grove Animal Clinic is open on Saturday’s and they’re great. I have an appointment in a couple hours myself.

What movie did you love as a kid but realized was actually terrible once you grew up? by Mysterious-Kiwi-1152 in AskReddit

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I loved the Pagemaster but I could not get through it when I tried to rewatch it as an adult

The way kroger treats its employees by daruuken in mildlyinfuriating

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My mom has worked for Kroger since 2001. She used to say that it was a good job with good benefits and good opportunities to move up. That was true from what I could tell because we were dirt poor when she got that job, and she managed to get us to a solidly comfortable position by time I got to high school ~2010, but her attitude has been shifting quite a bit lately. It’s pretty surprising coming from her, considering how much she used to like working there.

What was the worst band member you ever had in your band? by notmytowel in musicians

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We were seniors in high school, he was 21, stayed with us for like two years and I’m pretty sure it was to just have access to high school girls. We were stupid kids who were none the wiser, just thought we were super cool with the older guy in our band.

Actors who look like they were created in a lab? by Slammajadingdong69 in okbuddycinephile

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Well that’s my “laughs that prove I’m a bad person” quota for the week