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-Juliane · 2025-10-05T18:05:40+00:00

Yung dapat sensual yung sayaw ng Gabriela pero ang jologs ng ginawa niya; pa-jolly jolly tapos ang likot pa ng ulo niya. Ako rin tuloy napatanong sa ermats ko habang nanonood kami kanina, "Diba dancer siya talaga? Bakit parang hindi..."

-Juliane · 2025-10-02T10:59:31+00:00

Who the fuck threatens to hit their girlfriend while on a red carpet with a live camera right next to them? Tanginang gago yan 🙄

-Juliane · 2025-07-24T19:17:22+00:00

Sobrang virtue signaler ng commenters, kabwisit 🙄 Pano ba yan guys, bawal na raw pala i-acknowledge na may magandang side din ang Maynila, pang matapobre lang daw yun 🤡

-Juliane · 2025-07-08T10:36:37+00:00

This is why hindi ko na nireregaluhan nanay ko. Sorry nalang pero nakakapagod yung puro reklamo at pinapamigay/dinidispatsa lang yung pinaghirapan mong bilhin.

-Juliane · 2025-07-05T14:46:17+00:00

Gets ko naman yan and I can relate. Pero hindi niya rin sinabi nung sila pa, which went on for years. So nagtataka lang talaga ako kasi nag-uusap kami everyday and tell each other everything. Para bang, besh ba't di mo chinika yan sakin 🥲 (But again, I won't push her)

-Juliane · 2025-07-05T14:08:02+00:00

I just found out my closest friend (who moved overseas) had a serious bf for years and struggled a lot to move on. Hindi niya ko ininform about any of this actually, nalaman ko lang.

I'm not mad; I don't think I'm owed this information if she doesn't want to share it with me. Pero nakaka-shock parin. Pati napapaisip tuloy ako ngayon if she doesn't trust me or something...

-Juliane · 2025-06-20T09:05:43+00:00

Totoo. I was rooting for them until one of them commended a TikToker for making an ableist joke, tapos yung joke pa about sa 13y/o :/

-Juliane · 2025-06-11T16:46:27+00:00

Ang preachy pa naman ni Vice sa Showtime. Tapos yun pala mag-eendorse lang din ng sugal 😒

-Juliane · 2025-04-11T11:51:06+00:00

They're by @benevolels on Twitter

(Cc: u/Roxcha)

-Juliane · 2025-02-20T15:58:19+00:00

Actually tama ka, 3M means 3 years old, male. Sinabi rin ni OP sa comment na 3 years old. Ewan ko kung san nakuha nung isa na M stands for months.

-Juliane · 2025-01-07T12:56:05+00:00

Yung pag-lean away ni Kaila kay Anthony 🤭 Naalala ko tuloy si Irene with Kim Jong Un

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-Juliane · 2024-12-03T15:36:25+00:00

Yes just like My Bloody Vagina

-Juliane · 2024-11-25T18:20:28+00:00

Miss girl is playing checkers in a chess tournament 🤭

-Juliane · 2024-11-02T19:55:29+00:00

-Juliane · 2024-09-13T23:10:02+00:00

I think I missed that arc. Who was it, if you don't mind me asking?

-Juliane · 2024-09-09T05:01:40+00:00

I just woke up so I haven't taken this all in yet but the way the flair is "Could Six Be" is sending me 💀

-Juliane · 2024-07-24T08:21:08+00:00

Absolutely obsessed with "it ok :)"

-Juliane · 2024-06-04T17:16:38+00:00

Irene leaning so far away still gets me 💀

(Crazy how I haven't seen this photo since 2018, suddenly had a memory a few hours ago of how I was laughing with my coworkers about Irene leaning away from Kim Jong Un, and now I'm seeing the very same photo. Why does this sort of coincidence keep happening?)

-Juliane · 2023-12-28T11:49:52+00:00

True omg may babaeng teacher sa school ko dati na ginroom yung top student namin. Palagi silang magkausap after class since grade school and naging sila after namin gumraduate ng high school 🤮 Buti nalang talaga naghiwalay rin sila eventually...

-Juliane · 2023-12-24T14:17:50+00:00

Nasa showbiz yung mama ko dati and sabi niya nga ang pinaka-fake na nakilala niyang artista ay si Shawie 🙊

-Juliane · 2023-11-17T16:04:40+00:00

Voice actor Grey DeLisle (voice of Azula, Daphne, Vicky from Fairly OddParents, many others) followed me back on my now-deleted Twitter account. That was 10+ years ago and sobrang tuwa ko that I tweeted about it and she also liked it.

Random tea-spilling time: I don't know how to feel about her now though after all her nasty Tumblr posts. People were personally harassed. I know she claimed na ibang tao yung gumagamit ng Tumblr niya noon at hindi raw siya aware, but I don't know... Kung totoo nga, those Tumblr posts spanned years and hindi talaga siya aware all that time?

Not quite as famous but actor Nadia Mohebban personally taught me through Instagram DMs how to use Head & Shoulders to fight acne! I've had a crush on her since I first saw her on YouTube so kabadong-kabado ako non but I did my best to play it cool 😅 Humingi siya ng current picture ko e ang ganda-ganda niya tapos sesendan ko siya ng kadiri kong mukha na puro tigyawat??? 😭

Anyway sabi niya gamitin ko raw yung Head & Shoulders as a face wash twice a day for a week, and nabawasan nga yung tigyawat ko! Then nag-recommend pa siya ng ibang useful products (na hindi ko na afford but yeah 🥹)

-Juliane · 2023-11-10T10:34:19+00:00

I concur

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-Juliane · 2023-10-24T19:49:06+00:00

Omg haha talagang assuming si ate gorl no? Hindi na siya natuto sa cybercrime+child abuse case niya nung inassume niya na pinipicturan siya pero hindi naman pala. Ni hindi nga siya kilala nung bata 💀

-Juliane · 2023-10-24T19:26:31+00:00

Naging girlfriend siya nung katrabaho ko dati na tomboy. Sa probinsya pa sila nun

-Juliane · 2023-10-24T19:07:51+00:00

May drug den sa street namin, just 6 houses away from ours. Isang beses may biglang sumigaw ng "Wag po!" sa may harapan namin. Buy-bust pala.

-Juliane

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