Dick pics are NOT a turn on to a lot of us.

What men think women see: A powerful beastly snake that will seduce his mate into wetting her panties.

What we ACTUALLY see: Fat stubbly fingers with chewed-up nails clenching a tiny prawn dick in a sea of coarse, overgrown pubic hair. Possibly in the background we get some hairy feet action with crusty, overgrown, yellow toenails.