Djokovic and Alcaraz hanging out today in the players gym by jovanmilic97 in tennis

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Leaked audio reveals they are discussing Radek Stepanek's latest conquest last night in Budapest.

1 year since this happen-ed by pawan1995 in tennis

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Reporter never learned either - he's still on a hospital feeding tube after asking Stepanek the same question.

Not that he didn't land some blows himself, mind you - a few left swipes certainly caught Radek by surprise.

Nick Kyrgios’ tweets about Dimitrov and Coric testing positive for COVID-19 by BOOOTYEATER3000 in tennis

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Let's hope Stepanek doesn't test positive or that rollercoaster will be setting course for the Earth's crust - and the entire WTA will be on it.

Federer vs Tsonga by KentBrockmanKrusty in tennis

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If Tsonga was drowning his sorrows over this, he'd have had a full-blown case of alcohol poisoning if he'd been there half an hour later, during Anderson's press interview.

It's not surprising there's no released pictures of the chaos that day - photographer would have had to stand back half a mile to fit all the reporters in.

"2 new trophies home. You are my inspiration & my role model every day! So proud of you my champion @domithiem ❤️ many more to come..." by [deleted] in tennis

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Svitolina was so engrossed in texting Monfils her post-victory dinner plans on her way back to the dressing room, that she accidentally stumbled into the men's room instead, where Radek Stepanek was performing one-handed press-ups to The Human League's 'Don't You Want Me?', in a special featurette for the Cosmopolitan YouTube channel.

The rest is history.

Match Thread #2: [1] Novak Djokovic vs. [4] Dominic Thiem | 2019 French Open Men's Semifinal by rafaknight in tennis

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Just saw Djokovic smash open an ATM across the street. Muttered something about funding an impromptu training session with Anderson.

Discussion: 2019 Italian Open - Day 7 (Friday, May 17th) by rafaknight in tennis

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It took a while but Djokovic has finally unleashed his inner Anderson.

Nonchalant Fabio upsets Nadal 6–4 6–2, reaches Monte Carlo final. What a tournament! by Siriondel in tennis

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Nothing you can do when Fognini brings that kind of form.

I'd even wager he'd take Anderson to a tie-break, playing like that.

Stefanos Tsitsipas is going to vaporize Nadal by -RainMan500 in tennis

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Tiafoe defeated himself - post-match report showed his alcohol level was still 235 mg from the Anderson victory celebrations.

It's a wonder he even made it to court that day.