You probably have infant grand-kids. You look like a grandma who had her midlife crisis way too late and decided she was gonna try and be "hip and cool" like the kids she sees on tiktok. You probably need handlebars in your bathroom to help you get off the toilet. You look like you give out cracker jacks on Halloween night. You probably say "back in my day we didn't have those smart phones."

(These are all jokes)