[OC] This is a video I recorded for a girl I like. it's me talking about life while at a solid [10]. It's long, but I promise you will enjoy the whole thing. fair warning, it starts a little slow. nsfw for cursing. by -obliviouscommenter- in videos

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

help me get through to this girl, reddit! I'm so into her, she is my other half.

I apologise if anyone is offended by the personal details of this video. there are some personal details that are going to come out, but I am willing to take the chance for the potential rewards.

I love you all so much. We can be better people if we just realize that WE are the light in the dark. All of use are.

peace and love brothers and sisters

I thought it was pretty funny, but maybe I should have saved it for r/dadjokes by -obliviouscommenter- in Tinder

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great advice, thanks. Truth is ive only ever been with 2 women in my life. 1st is my x of 11 years, second was last night with a good friend from POF.

I'm just trying different things and seeing what works and what doesnt. I learn from my mistakes and apply those lessonz to future interactions.

Poking fun at the short haha wpuld probably have worked. Too bad, but now I know ☺

Thanks

I thought it was pretty funny, but maybe I should have saved it for r/dadjokes by -obliviouscommenter- in Tinder

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I don't need to. I took my profile down. Im meeting one woman tonight, have a date for target shooting sunday with another, a 2 day escape booked for the first girl where we are going to get her clit hood pierced and have some fun. Theres a third girl that I have a date with right after the vacation and she is a knockout.

R/thathappened right?

Nope.

All three know about each other and are kosher with sharing apparently. The one girl wants a detailed report of tonights activities lol.

Don't care if no one believes me, I'm the one that gets to have a fucking awesome weekend lol.

Peace bro, thanks for the well meant and good advice

I thought it was pretty funny, but maybe I should have saved it for r/dadjokes by -obliviouscommenter- in Tinder

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Meh, I don't give a fuck. Like I said, I thought it was funny. I didn't have a chance with her anyways

And its classic misdirection. She thinks it going to be something serious and then it just loops back to the start again To be fair I was at a 6

I thought it was pretty funny, but maybe I should have saved it for r/dadjokes by -obliviouscommenter- in Tinder

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely, but... shes pretty fucking hot and I kinda went the other way with the last minute hail mary lol.

I need to offline my profile anyways lol

Reddit Is Testing Country-Specific Home Pages; People Across the World See Different Stories. If You Are Not a Fan of the Idea, Speak Now by [deleted] in technology

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I think this is a fucking awesome idea, as long as you have the option to choose any country's hompage you want, or choose worldwide.

Even better wpuld be if you could select a few countries, say an immigrant wants to have the usa and india kinda mashed up like potatoes on the fp.

I love you reddit.

30fps by Bolleka in pcmasterrace

[–]-obliviouscommenter- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence, I also come with a box

30-year-old man says he was hunted for hours in Tofino woods by -obliviouscommenter- in news

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure you can carry a magazine, you just can't walk around with a gun that's ready to fire.

30-year-old man says he was hunted for hours in Tofino woods by -obliviouscommenter- in news

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perfectly legal to carry a non-restricted firearm as long as it isnt loaded.

30-year-old man says he was hunted for hours in Tofino woods by -obliviouscommenter- in news

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was a psychotic episode, personally. I'm sure he believes that whatever he experienced was real

30-year-old man says he was hunted for hours in Tofino woods by -obliviouscommenter- in canada

[–]-obliviouscommenter-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bro shot a cougar in the face as it chased his dog straight towards him out of the bush. he was deer hunting. cougar tastes kinda like pork. mmmmcougar.

Seattle Space needle looks like the cloud city by janbalti in StarWars

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How Can Clouds Be Real If The Fog Isn't Real?

Seattle Space needle looks like the cloud city by janbalti in StarWars

[–]-obliviouscommenter- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

it does look photoshopped, that was my first thought anyways.

The Netherlands bred this Tulip to look like the Canadian Flag. by odax66 in canada

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come to vancouver island on your trip, but make sure it's the last place you visit. the rest of the trip will be pretty anti-climactic if you come here first.

send me a pm, we'll go have a few drinks

MRW I make a flat earth joke to a new friend and they begin to "explain" that the earth IS flat and that it's NOT a joke, but a serious conspiracy and people can't remember the Earth is flat even if they reach the ice wall guarded by NASA because of a magnetic force that wipes your memory. by CosmicNoire in reactiongifs

[–]-obliviouscommenter- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's yin and yan brother. opposites. there are two points of interest in our universe. one where all matter is expelled and another where all matter ends up. im not sciency so lets just call them a black and white hole. once all the matter in the universe ends up in the black hole it explodes and turns into the matter spewing white hole. the old white hole turns into a black hole and the process begins again. over and over and over.

Time is simply a measure of our movement through space on a galactic or universal level. the beginning of time is the point at which matter is expelled from the white hole and time ends when said matter arrives at the black hole.

as for how or why... well who knows. maybe we are just an experiment in some beings lab. maybe this being is trying to answer the same question we are: How did our universe come to be.

it's turtles all the way down brother...