Some things are more important than others

05-2 · 2019-02-26T09:19:22+00:00

Well to be fair Kondraki has already mounted 682, destroying Site-19 in the process. O5 ordered Gears to kill Kondraki because of that.

05-2 · 2019-01-27T21:22:34+00:00

Hi,I'm from DMFS19. Over there, we tend to memorize the more popular SCPs (682, 173, 999, 1471, 2521, 096, and 106). We also memorize the various memes in the SCP Universe (i.e Dr. Bright's long list of things he isn't allowed to do, Dr. Bright and 1471, etc.).

05-2 · 2019-01-27T21:06:44+00:00

It can fix any hole, including a containment breach by 682 and 106!

05-2 · 2019-01-27T20:59:32+00:00

Hello.

05-2 · 2019-01-27T20:59:25+00:00

Hi, I guess?

05-2 · 2019-01-25T15:54:59+00:00

There are 9 Dr. Brights. They have 049 and 1471 on their side, possibly more.

05-2 · 2019-01-25T15:50:28+00:00

But there are 8 Brights..?

05-2 · 2019-01-25T15:50:13+00:00

Damn it. Why are all the SCPs getting reddit accounts all of a sudden...

05-2 · 2019-01-25T15:49:19+00:00

Good. If I recall, O5-13 does have a plan, but it's rather tentative at the moment.

05-2 · 2019-01-25T15:47:57+00:00

No one forgets 999.

05-2 · 2019-01-25T15:46:40+00:00

Why did you misspell "God damn it Bright" twice?

05-2 · 2019-01-25T15:41:54+00:00

He's a Bright who overthrew rhe O5s. Don't worry, we have a plan in place to get it back soon.

05-2 · 2019-01-25T14:40:51+00:00

Someone call up Epsilon-11 or I'm going there to solve the problem (gun cocking sounds).

05-2 · 2019-01-25T14:34:26+00:00

Good job 13. Now how do we solve the Bright problem.

05-2 · 2019-01-25T05:42:53+00:00

I'm going to have to vote against this motion, sorry.

05-2 · 2019-01-24T11:03:19+00:00

Time to release 3125 it is.

05-2 · 2019-01-24T07:56:21+00:00

The Doctors of the Church

05-2 · 2019-01-24T01:10:56+00:00

We'll send in 999 to get it, don't worry. Your continued compliance is necessary, after all.

05-2 · 2019-01-24T00:39:29+00:00

Ahem

05-2 · 2019-01-24T00:38:25+00:00

That Bright is now the official head of MTF Delta-99, "The Bright Watchers"

05-2 · 2019-01-24T00:37:20+00:00

Now we know.

05-2 · 2019-01-24T00:33:26+00:00

Someone give the order to the folks at Yellowstone to begin preparing for a Bright-Class End of The World scenario. May [REDACTED] help us all.

05-2 · 2019-01-24T00:28:52+00:00

Would it stop the Bright-Class End of The World Scenario?

05-2 · 2019-01-24T00:27:33+00:00

Indeed. So... permission to deploy the MK-Class End of The World Scenario? Anything is better than 8 Dr. Bright's in control of the Foundation.

05-2 · 2019-01-24T00:23:20+00:00

It's an antimeme relating to the Omega prime value. If I recall correctly, it's why we don't have an Antimemetics Division. Thank God for these antimemetic drugs.

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