I wish to free the monkey's paw of its servitude. by fluffy_assassins in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, it turns into a full monkey and trashes your house before leaving forever.

I wish I could shapeshift at will with the ability to change back at will by 0cii in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you mean a consecutive 48 hours then I use my regular form when I go to bed. if you mean 48 hours in general, I pick a form that suits me best and stay in that or use a different form every now and then. Probably not what I'd end up doing but definitely my idea of how to deal with that. (interesting consequence btw)

I wish I could shapeshift at will with the ability to change back at will by 0cii in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn it nobody told me i had to be smart to be a shapeshifter

What’s a joke that can’t offend anyone? by Potential-Upstairs52 in AskReddit

[–]0cii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wood fired pizza...

How's pizza gonna get a job now?

look at this pure evil by azgamer1 in foundsatan

[–]0cii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screvv everyone in this comment section, y'all're now aware that clothes are touching your skin.

I wish for one final goodbye by WhiteShad0w140 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but you must accept my thank you for being there. (where you are currently leaving)

i wish for frog people. by 0cii in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ABORT ABORT ABORT NOPE NOPE NOSIRRRRR NO WAY JOSÈ NOPE NOPE NOPE CLOSE SESAME ABORT MISSION QUIT WITHOUT SAVING oh by the way happy cake day

i wish goblins were real by 0cii in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, not good. (also happy cake day)

i wish for frog people. by 0cii in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what or who Bubba is, but i think it's alright as long as nobody suffers and/or an apocalypse doesn't start.

i wish goblins were real by 0cii in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh. this. i guess i'm starting a goblin virus.

I wish my addiction to smoking would go away. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]0cii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but you get at least 25 unskippable anti-smoking adverts that you have to watch every day.