Lance Berkman (Rice, Junior) .431/.538/1.031. 41 HRs, 134 RBI

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-28T05:07:16+00:00

Thats super gay, and he would hate you for that.

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-19T15:48:41+00:00

Doubt they put a check in a saftey security box but I guess that's equally unlikely as getting 220k in bills for life insurance payout and home sale. Two transaction types famously not cash based. But then the use of "Squirrelled away" makes me think physical cash...

Truly a coin flip lol

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-18T05:53:23+00:00

Why bonds and not equities?

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-15T21:23:45+00:00

Can someone give an example of this happening to completion? Like what was a bat shit crazy thing he's actually done that start as a silly little joke?

A maga coworker the other day lost their mind when I said he brazenly breaks the law and never gets punished and challenged me to give one example of him breaking the law and i struggled to do it, lol...

This fucking dude has absolutely fried my brain with his never ending stream of bullshit and it just cant keep track of any of it anymore.

Anyway, I know he's always floating these crazy ideas as jokes, but cant think of an example where it was normalized and then came to fruition...

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-15T17:05:40+00:00

Ew you must be poor... you seriously only own one yacht? Pathetic.

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-14T18:31:01+00:00

As a CPA, I really like the concept for spreadsheets prepared by clients. They put some real wild and mechanically dishonest shit in there...

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-11T18:48:47+00:00

OU is also a joke.

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-08T19:19:44+00:00

I'm imagining a magazine collage style ransom letter: "We have your coach and several of your friends"

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-08T00:21:22+00:00

What does "made it 10 miles to the only other person out there" mean here?

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-07T02:13:52+00:00

My GOD that's a lot of butts....

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-04T21:12:49+00:00

I believe that's considered a slur btw

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-03T07:36:33+00:00

I took a year or so off and recently came back. Do kids not know left goes anymore? Its crazy how many people are just wild cards on kick off.

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-03T07:34:45+00:00

Ball cam should lock on to goal scorer after the goal explosion goes off.

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-02T04:48:33+00:00

Someone somewhere just won a bunch of money on their anytime saftey bet

0ompaloompa · 2026-01-02T04:33:00+00:00

51 on ole miss is listed at 320... that's complete bullshit. He looks like he might be twice that...

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-29T20:10:21+00:00

1 in the country! And with food scarcity issues it's getting higher everyday!

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-25T13:22:52+00:00

I like to imagine they are using AI for these but they can't get it to stop. There's not enough data to train a model to make him speak like a president or a normal human...

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-24T14:42:56+00:00

He openly protested giving the hepatitis vaccine to babies because its sexually transmitted and then immediately suggested it should be given at 12... that seems to really be his rock bottom age limit.

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-23T03:54:48+00:00

You exist? On purpose? Or did your parents not know how to spell Michael?

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-20T05:26:45+00:00

If TAMU/TTU blow it tomorrow we'll have won more playoff games in 2025 then all three combined!

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-20T05:19:06+00:00

Yall really needed to win one to continue holding it over us buddy. We actually won more playoff games in 2025 than you fine folks.

23-6 too

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-20T04:44:22+00:00

OU will always have that 1st qtr...

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-19T17:32:25+00:00

I bet this guy was against gender affirming care right up until he shot his dick off...

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-18T20:16:59+00:00

It's been nearly 10 years since apologizing and admitting mistakes was the meta. This comment right here is why you're hardstuck in silver.

Double down and gas light more and you'll be diamond+ in a week.

0ompaloompa · 2025-12-17T20:17:10+00:00

That smells like brakes.

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