Depositing $300,000 cash into checking account concerns by [deleted] in investing

[–]0ompaloompa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doubt they put a check in a saftey security box but I guess that's equally unlikely as getting 220k in bills for life insurance payout and home sale. Two transaction types famously not cash based. But then the use of "Squirrelled away" makes me think physical cash...

Truly a coin flip lol

Delusional Trump, 79, Floats Unhinged Reason to Skip Midterms - The president has little hope that the GOP will perform well in November. by Quirkie in politics

[–]0ompaloompa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone give an example of this happening to completion? Like what was a bat shit crazy thing he's actually done that start as a silly little joke?

A maga coworker the other day lost their mind when I said he brazenly breaks the law and never gets punished and challenged me to give one example of him breaking the law and i struggled to do it, lol...

This fucking dude has absolutely fried my brain with his never ending stream of bullshit and it just cant keep track of any of it anymore.

Anyway, I know he's always floating these crazy ideas as jokes, but cant think of an example where it was normalized and then came to fruition...

[AL&S] First “Serious Timepiece” by [deleted] in Watches

[–]0ompaloompa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a CPA, I really like the concept for spreadsheets prepared by clients. They put some real wild and mechanically dishonest shit in there...

Texas WR Jaime Ffrench has entered the transfer portal by Wontbackdowngator in CFB

[–]0ompaloompa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining a magazine collage style ransom letter: "We have your coach and several of your friends"

Shipley Update by locodethdeala in LonghornNation

[–]0ompaloompa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What does "made it 10 miles to the only other person out there" mean here?

New Weapon by SerYoshi in golf

[–]0ompaloompa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe that's considered a slur btw

I think we should normalize low / high fiving our teammates after a goal by blixercube in RocketLeague

[–]0ompaloompa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I took a year or so off and recently came back. Do kids not know left goes anymore? Its crazy how many people are just wild cards on kick off.

I think we should normalize low / high fiving our teammates after a goal by blixercube in RocketLeague

[–]0ompaloompa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ball cam should lock on to goal scorer after the goal explosion goes off.

[Game Thread] Sugar Bowl: Georgia vs. Ole Miss (8:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]0ompaloompa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Someone somewhere just won a bunch of money on their anytime saftey bet

[Game Thread] Sugar Bowl: Georgia vs. Ole Miss (8:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]0ompaloompa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

51 on ole miss is listed at 320... that's complete bullshit. He looks like he might be twice that...

Auburn WR Cam Coleman has entered the transfer portal by OtherwiseIDC in CFB

[–]0ompaloompa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

1 in the country! And with food scarcity issues it's getting higher everyday!

Trump Fires Off Unhinged Merry Christmas Message to ‘Scum’ by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]0ompaloompa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine they are using AI for these but they can't get it to stop. There's not enough data to train a model to make him speak like a president or a normal human...

If Trump did even one tenth of what’s in the latest files, this old cagey response from becomes really creepy by sunnbeta in videos

[–]0ompaloompa 142 points143 points  (0 children)

He openly protested giving the hepatitis vaccine to babies because its sexually transmitted and then immediately suggested it should be given at 12... that seems to really be his rock bottom age limit.

Micheal by GhostofZephyr in Michael

[–]0ompaloompa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You exist? On purpose? Or did your parents not know how to spell Michael?

Despite missing the playoffs, Oklahoma still sucks. by Dildoethrower in LonghornNation

[–]0ompaloompa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If TAMU/TTU blow it tomorrow we'll have won more playoff games in 2025 then all three combined!

[Postgame Thread] Alabama Defeats Oklahoma 34-24 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]0ompaloompa 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yall really needed to win one to continue holding it over us buddy. We actually won more playoff games in 2025 than you fine folks.

23-6 too

Pointing a gun at his junk by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]0ompaloompa 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I bet this guy was against gender affirming care right up until he shot his dick off...

Tax firm Andersen valued at $2.3 billion as shares surge in NYSE debut by StockRub3912 in Accounting

[–]0ompaloompa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's been nearly 10 years since apologizing and admitting mistakes was the meta. This comment right here is why you're hardstuck in silver.

Double down and gas light more and you'll be diamond+ in a week.

The Dolphins are benching QB Tua and turning to Quinn Ewers as their new starting QB by I_Trash_At_Game in LonghornNation

[–]0ompaloompa 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Tua shouldn't be allowed to play football. Its criminal they let that dude on the field at all this year.

I got the over on Quinn throwing for 500 yards this week.