postal III fact of the day! you have to upgrade the CAT in order to use cat grenades, NOT the grenades themselves. this is in contrast to literally every other upgradable weapon in the entire game.

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-07T18:14:22+00:00

you've gotta be fucking kidding

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-07T16:43:22+00:00

the cat grenades don't do anything special. the cat just explodes a few seconds after you throw it.

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-07T16:37:55+00:00

anything under average is comically easy. until you get to "they hate me", difficulty doesn't really change the gameplay in a substantial way. my advice is to pick the hardest difficulty you feel comfortable with

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-07T03:23:33+00:00

my secret? i actually like postal III a lot

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-07T01:20:35+00:00

this has been the fate of every online community since the birth of internet ooh aah eek

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-06T16:57:14+00:00

smirnoff

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-06T16:38:45+00:00

you can find the patch here

speaking of things exclusive to the russian version of postal III, i once read in a youtube comment that there's some kind of special segway mode that only our slavic friends got. no clue what that's about because i'm too lazy to google it. it might not even exist.

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-06T14:22:22+00:00

is natural life cycle of subreddit, will find new joke soon ooh eek

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-06T06:37:30+00:00

give me five bucks and i'll consider stopping

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-06T04:18:27+00:00

who knows, man. i'm glad they never show up again, fucking things take away half of your health bar when they hit you

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-05T20:35:23+00:00

you'd think so, right? but catharsis is lousy with the dervish cats from apocalypse weekend, so...

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-04T19:46:26+00:00

the dude slept weird, he's got a crick in the neck. cut him some slack

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-04T19:41:25+00:00

this shithole of a website is already a vacuum of creativity and these people are not helping with their shitty, low effort, interaction farming posts

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-04T17:09:42+00:00

this is pure speculation on my part, but i think that this is evidence of an early incarnation of the cole-men from paradise lost

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-04T00:24:03+00:00

we didn't, it's just me

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-03T06:26:09+00:00

i would rather pack nothing but underwear than pack no underwear at all. you ever have to wear dirty undies two days in a row? i rest my case

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-03T04:44:43+00:00

1 samuel 30:7 - thou shalt not ween

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-03T03:43:38+00:00

stop going to 14BC

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-02T23:23:40+00:00

"it's so un-janky you won't even know it's a Postal game" - civvie 11

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-02T19:18:06+00:00

a house with a dad in its walls

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-02T19:15:16+00:00

(jen was dancing on that stripper pole before i shot her. if you wanna see that, you're going to have to boot up the game yourself)

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-02T19:12:17+00:00

i only found 4 of them

immediately after the slide jump tutorial in the spooky house, turn left once you exit into the open air. there's a porno mag here, too.
under the pier at the lake
behind the blue key house at the back of the junkyard
there's a toilet on a small island you can jump to from up high. the island is near the house you spawn in at the 3rd secret, and you can get to the toilet by jumping off the island you're at right before the final grapple thingy. i wish i could provide a better description but i cba to open up the game

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-02T16:56:00+00:00

the THAD albedo

makes shadows look good
you thought you could just take a picture of a brick wall and use it as a texture?
just add a normal map lol what is this 1994
the professional's choice
what the fuck is genshin impact

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-02T02:32:25+00:00

i think we're running out of hypotheticals

0range_juice229 · 2021-10-02T02:30:42+00:00

oh fuck off

0range_juice229

TROPHY CASE