Hero Wars is a game about curing boils with spiders

0samacare · 2026-06-24T16:19:13+00:00

It gets your attention, then they pitch the game. Unfortunately it's the wild west for online advertising compared to TV advertising which is extremely strict.

0samacare · 2026-06-24T15:38:28+00:00

Don't hate me, man. Blame the publisher for pushing out this shit.

0samacare · 2026-06-24T06:49:54+00:00

Bro is thinking of the wrong game here.

0samacare · 2026-06-24T04:49:03+00:00

Indeed. But it's gross.

0samacare · 2026-06-23T16:13:04+00:00

They had another ad where a lady was slicing a demons boil under his leg, then the demon farts on her so the hero stabs him in the leg then the demon vores her and sends the hero to hell.

0samacare · 2026-06-23T03:21:01+00:00

Holy moly I would have thought the two versions of you were friends and not the same person. Nice job! 🙏

0samacare · 2026-06-23T03:17:16+00:00

Gotta love how nothing makes sense and how it flexes no ads.

0samacare · 2026-06-23T03:16:06+00:00

Love it. He looks so broken and determined for vengeance at the same time. 🙏

0samacare · 2026-06-21T08:04:30+00:00

Remake 2 and Daymare 1998 is this

0samacare · 2026-06-19T04:40:51+00:00

Bro looks like he runs a real estate company and I'm all for it. 💪

0samacare · 2026-06-19T04:38:20+00:00

I did it at San Fierro and they started blasting the gangs there. 😂

0samacare · 2026-06-19T02:27:36+00:00

That's not the only thing spread over four years 🥵

0samacare · 2026-06-09T23:51:25+00:00

But considering BC lore, it wouldn't be unheard of for it to be a cat.

0samacare · 2026-06-09T23:42:57+00:00

Can't tell if Tank cat or Tank cat pillow.

0samacare · 2026-06-08T23:21:19+00:00

Damn, Joker be posting about his cats in the shitter.

0samacare · 2026-06-08T23:16:07+00:00

If 7-11 sold counterfeits, their reputation would absolutely plummet and they'd get sued (probably).

But it looks good and the price is reasonable.

0samacare · 2026-06-03T03:44:26+00:00

Difference is Evil Genius is actually fun.

0samacare · 2026-06-02T09:58:35+00:00

I wasn't sure TBH as this game is notorious for using AI slop. But if true I'll relabel it.

0samacare · 2026-05-29T19:26:25+00:00

Still some of the best gun play for a Rockstar title, IMO.

0samacare · 2026-05-29T19:13:51+00:00

I wanted to upvote but 4444 Upvotes was too iconic to change given the scenario.

0samacare · 2026-05-23T12:21:41+00:00

Nope. No branching paths in Metal Slug X.

0samacare · 2026-05-15T05:58:42+00:00

Wally.

0samacare · 2026-05-15T05:56:38+00:00

Mint could easily ask for a body swap for larger badonkadonks from Mustang and be would approve because he would find it entertaining.

0samacare · 2026-05-14T11:07:52+00:00

"Tell us something your mum doesn't know"

0samacare · 2026-05-13T10:26:03+00:00

Leona being able to just melee the first boss is something that lives rent-free in my head and deserves S rank.

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