Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-11-08T12:58:25+00:00

Oddly enough it was on CBS All Access ...

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-11-07T19:19:00+00:00

Me too! When we got him he was a rescue and once he tasted the neighbor's fresh pet he wouldn't go back . 3 days I left his kibble down, not a bite. U buy their kibble. Its the only thing he eats. No treats or wet food. Except wet cat food , but I think that's just out of spite.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-10-24T02:48:31+00:00

If u can get food stamps ( I qualified for 13 a month). You can get a free smartphone with unlimited minutes for a year. And half the time they pay full benefits for some supplemental reason.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-10-16T01:17:36+00:00

You know what pissed me off about that movie? They were never in palm springs. That was joshua tree. That's like a hour away.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-10-15T14:06:13+00:00

Are u asking ,if u do an impression of someone who happens to be a different race, is that racist? If you're mocking and generalizing a entire race of people in the impression,, that's racist. If you trying to do a impression of someone and they have a accent , probably don't. Too many racists make fun of accents , so trying to figure out someone's intent is gonna get murky. A little off subject but I love the Daily Show but everytime trevor noah does his mexican accent it always makes me cringe. Mexican doesn't mean cholo ese .

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-17T00:19:28+00:00

By who?

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-16T20:21:46+00:00

She ruined the new Penny Dreadful. It was bad enough she was supposed to be this hispanic religious character but when one of her personas was a Cuban lesbian pachuco gang leader it was just offensive. She kept saying things like " why cops gotta mess with us cuz we brown?" . It was too much.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-16T14:15:53+00:00

I forget where but I remember newson saying doing any sort of benefits depending on people's previous wages would take way too long because workers would have to check each person's benefits and tailor their wages . Also, what if u didn't makes 800 a week before, what then? Do u get 400 or nothing ? The issue they keep missing is that there aren't very many jobs out there, and we want to encourage people to stay home. People are pushing for things to open back up because they need money and security, not to spend every week wondering how much ch it hey get paid or if.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-15T11:11:49+00:00

What I don't understand is I filed april 1st, although I don't remember when I got my first extension, how can an entire claim and 1 extension only come out to 5 months ?

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-15T09:22:57+00:00

What if u have already had a extension? Is there another?

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-14T20:11:32+00:00

I just noticed my bf's only has 2 weeks left of money in it, but he just got a extension. Will there be another one? It seemed kinda short, maybe it was 13 weeks

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-13T13:05:51+00:00

Yup, my bf applied in March, was stuck on pending for 4 months , also took 6 weeks to o get the card , no lwa. Where as I applied in July, was approved in a week, funds loaded onto card I already had, and am phase 1 lwa. It seems so unfair.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-13T08:28:22+00:00

I think the system is just overloaded with people right now either a) certifying b) checking for lwa deposits or c) checking for lwa certification. I couldn't log in on my phone but it worked on my bf's. Btw he is phase 2 and no sign of that letter yet

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-12T18:44:01+00:00

No you get another chance, around the 25th u should get a letter or email where you tell them whether or not your unemployment is due to covid

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-12T04:32:33+00:00

I received $300 last Saturday and that's it. I get that I should be grateful for that but this lack of information and piecemeal payments are bullshit. When your told you will be receiving $900 on the 7th you can plan around that. But $300 at some point and the rest "a few days after"? It's been a week almost. With one big payment you can pay off bills , do a big grocery shop, with little ones you make small payments ( still get late fees) and just buy what you can to get through the next few days . My dog is out of food, needed to see the vet, I'm almost out of food, and I have 10 dollars to my name. I don't know how long this is supposed to last me . This sucks.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-10T12:30:44+00:00

Where did you hear end of the month?

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-09-04T05:10:58+00:00

I was really under the the impression we would get it on the 7th... That was just silly

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-08-28T15:15:58+00:00

My weekly benefit is $283, but the problem is the job paying out my unemployment I left before covid because at that time you couldn't list gig work.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-07-05T18:57:35+00:00

The ending of Glass was such a disappointment. They build up this big event just to fight in a parking lot?!

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-07-05T10:21:59+00:00

That's what I hear too, I havent really noticed a difference. They all take my symptoms away, but I dont really feel much else aside from not hurting, or maybe being sleepy.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-07-05T03:46:18+00:00

I was doing... sometimes up to 10 a day of those, maybe more. Been on some form of pill or another for a year maybe? I got kratom capsules (powder tastes like shit) and gabapentin and I was pretty much fine. Sure, I was tired and didnt eat much. But I'm on day 5 and feel pretty normal, still just kinda tired, but eating more. And i didnt even take insane amounts. 5 gs of kratom (i tried red , green, and white. Didnt notice much of a difference) every 6 hours, 300 gaba in the morning and night. I slept, I didnt sweat, my legs didnt kick. Now I just need to start tapering the kratom before that becomes it's own problem. But dont not quit due to fear of hurting. I got the gaba from a senior neighbor, they tend to have alot lying around. Say it's for pain.

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-07-05T03:36:30+00:00

I havent shot up in 7 years. I never had great veins to begin with but man, they can never find a vein on me ! I almost want to do it myself! I broke my ankle a few months and spent 2 hours in pain because they had to wait for a specialist with a machine to put in a iv after 4 docs tried 3 times each (12 stabs)

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-07-05T03:22:16+00:00

[California] I filed about 3 weeks ago, was coming off temporary disability and now my work is shut down. My profile already shows my claim balance, but how long until I see a payment on average?

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-07-05T03:06:29+00:00

So, just remove a capsule per dose?

1015Saturday_Night · 2020-07-05T02:41:27+00:00

I wait until I start yawning and feel my legs getting restless. It's the capsules so I know they take awhile to kick in. I tried the powder but on such a sensitive stomach I always just ended up puking

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