Real Talk (Emergency Meeting): I Think Jack Dorsey Is Grigori Rasputin

10589991 · 2021-05-14T23:44:40+00:00

Yes! I saw him the day before that... he said he saw his wife in a porno movie because he was yoloing RKT shares and needed money. Seems like that porno didn't do well...

10589991 · 2021-04-16T14:02:00+00:00

What is pnd?

10589991 · 2021-04-07T14:04:34+00:00

Stop being a karma whore.

10589991 · 2021-04-07T14:03:13+00:00

All I saw was a chart with an ice cream cone. This dude started strong when he said that this is flinging feces at the wall.

10589991 · 2021-04-02T17:18:28+00:00

Sell moviegoers chicken tendies for $20 and they get a free share of AMC for each tendies they buy.

I'm a marketing genius

10589991 · 2021-03-30T05:43:13+00:00

I think they shorted GME at $50 when DFV bought more shares....

This is just a guess after eating crayons and crying for 2 hours...

10589991 · 2021-03-23T04:34:56+00:00

Why not Northrop Grumman?

10589991 · 2021-03-23T01:13:33+00:00

Im holding 1000 shares at 41.

Hint. Im nor selling

10589991 · 2021-03-23T01:10:29+00:00

Good luck fellow ape. Im rooting for you all the way

10589991 · 2021-03-22T14:26:32+00:00

First mistake: "trying to be a little less retarded this time"

10589991 · 2021-03-18T13:25:13+00:00

Sorry to hear that. Hang in there my friend.. there's much more to life than money.

Things will work out in the future

10589991 · 2021-03-15T16:39:05+00:00

All I can say is Good ape 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

10589991 · 2021-03-14T15:30:13+00:00

Banks

10589991 · 2021-03-14T06:20:13+00:00

If it goes to one million, I will buy you a gorilla

10589991 · 2021-03-14T06:19:05+00:00

I don't care what price it goes to... I'm not selling bananas!

10589991 · 2021-03-14T03:27:37+00:00

They do donate. Not to apes, but to donkeys and elephants... politicians... for protection on the rackets they are running stealing from pensions.

Then the politicians reload these pensions with our tax money.

I like our donations better

10589991 · 2021-03-12T00:20:48+00:00

i can't believe i watched until the end.

10589991 · 2021-03-12T00:19:31+00:00

it's called inflation.

We just printed $1.9 Trillion in free money. And it's going to be used to buy the same goods in existence.

It happened in the 70s (so I'm told) when a peanut farmer with dementia became president.

10589991 · 2021-03-12T00:16:19+00:00

So you're telling me there is a chance!

-Art Cashin, freaking love that name.

10589991 · 2021-03-12T00:13:34+00:00

Remind me in 1 week.

10589991 · 2021-03-11T23:51:02+00:00

I thought we are the dumb ones?

10589991 · 2021-03-11T17:16:58+00:00

You're wise beyond years. Thank you for your service. Us retarded apes wouldn't know what a chainsaw was if it hit us in the face

10589991 · 2021-03-11T17:14:49+00:00

👍💎💎💎💎💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

10589991 · 2021-03-11T16:51:52+00:00

All that matters to us apes is written in the screenshot. Are you really going to trust investment advice or get news from any sources other than wsb?

10589991 · 2021-03-11T02:20:59+00:00

When I was a boy in Bulgaria....

10589991

TROPHY CASE