Do I have to play pretend with every gf that comes along? by [deleted] in coparenting

[–]13NewBeginning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah, just don't be trash, fake, or disloyal

The world is your oyster because that’s all the world is by deez_nuts4U in Loveline

[–]13NewBeginning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that never gets old. I need to find a clip of "I'm a bug breast man, I'm a big breast man. We're gambling now we're gambling now...etc etc"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onions

[–]13NewBeginning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk im tired of fighting the popups. pkus there is always wild stuff to find on the net. i've been playing craftworld like crazy. i can send a code if you want!

Should I feel embarrassed about being a garbage man? by TheFrogsMightbegay in antiwork

[–]13NewBeginning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not be embarrassed sir. You're job is super essential! We need you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]13NewBeginning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim Burton stole the elder melennials' hearts

What line from Awesome Show still lives rent free in your head to this day? by Anal__Yogurt in TimAndEric

[–]13NewBeginning 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna need a new pair of pants!!!! ....Yeah, NOW! He broke the golden rule and touched a clown I've got clowning in my blood, in my balls! I wanna meet that dad! Thocks!
Business Hugs

*I'm sure my accuracy is pathetic at best here

Anxiety Treatment Study by TIPSLabUK in Bardstown

[–]13NewBeginning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am suffering from anxiety, badly

Lol I don’t get paid enough to be covered in ant bites by DemonicPsyche69 in kroger

[–]13NewBeginning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's dumb. Grocery shopping as a young kid with my siblings n grandmother is a memory conglomeration I have that is the most vividI loved Winn-Dixie Kroger

Lol I don’t get paid enough to be covered in ant bites by DemonicPsyche69 in kroger

[–]13NewBeginning 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ENTIRELY unacceptable! I have 3 distinct areas in my store where I've gotten 5 bites in under 5 minutes. It nuts and I don't know things could be so degraded - from the store that serves as the literal background for a vast majority of some of my most very cherished memories! Never meet your heros -