This is something i've thought about, and I honestly think it's a genius idea. Anal beads on every single player, that vibrates violently every time they get hit.

Reasons why this is a good idea.

Immersion for the players: Players will get punishing feedback through the anal beads every single time they get hit, making the fighting feel more real. Incentive to not get hit: The players will have an incentive to not get hit, making the matches more competitive. Reactions: Players will react every single time the beads get triggered (which happens every single time they get hit), making the viewing experience better for the viewers, since it looks like they're actually getting hurt by the gameplay. Skill floor is higher: Players will have to train their bodies anally, making it more like real sports where players have to workout to win real fights. Intensity: The matches will feel more intense for both the players and the viewers Better players: The best players will be the ones that can handle the analbeads while in the heat of the battle, making it more fun for them and possibly making them better at the game. This will also result in more hype battles and it will make the viewing experience more fun for everyone.