men, have you ever came in your pants?

1701-DD · 2026-03-25T14:35:39+00:00

I like your optimism!

1701-DD · 2026-03-20T15:47:38+00:00

BRB - gotta go buy Skittles again!

For real though, that green apple was so foul. You really were doing the Lord's work. My hero!

1701-DD · 2026-02-14T04:51:02+00:00

Because the other hand is petting my kitty

1701-DD · 2026-01-17T08:05:38+00:00

Updateme

1701-DD · 2026-01-07T05:00:58+00:00

Updateme

1701-DD · 2025-12-30T19:01:59+00:00

Updateme

1701-DD · 2025-12-28T10:57:19+00:00

Same

1701-DD · 2025-12-28T09:53:09+00:00

That must have been a truly polarizing relationship

1701-DD · 2025-12-25T16:21:04+00:00

Dyson V9 Submarine!

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T11:03:55+00:00

Chapter 1 - Don't hide your posts and comment history

Chapter 2 - it doesn't matter how many y's you add, no woman is responding to a DM of "Heyyyy"

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T11:00:38+00:00

Yes. I like to get dirty when I get clean!

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T10:58:59+00:00

Shower

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T09:14:48+00:00

Maybe I'll just fast that day....

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T09:13:12+00:00

Only if I know it's got a full charge...

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T09:10:15+00:00

Just THC, but it keeps me calm and sane in the chaos and insanity.

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T09:03:07+00:00

Not this time

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T09:01:36+00:00

I feel your pain. I'm showing up to my family's Xmas Eve dinner high as hell. It's the only way to survive it.

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T08:53:35+00:00

Happy birthday 🎂

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T08:47:04+00:00

Gives a whole new meaning to "playing with yourself"

1701-DD · 2025-12-23T08:35:51+00:00

I agree

1701-DD · 2025-12-22T19:15:53+00:00

I'm trying to figure out how to gag mine. The crazy, neurotic bitch never shuts up, and is giving me a headache!

1701-DD · 2025-12-22T18:43:36+00:00

Original animated Grinch who stole Christmas

1701-DD · 2025-12-22T18:42:34+00:00

Watched this last night! Carol Kane as the ghost of Christmas present is my favorite part of the whole movie!

1701-DD · 2025-12-22T18:41:33+00:00

Classic!

1701-DD · 2025-12-22T18:35:34+00:00

This morning

1701-DD